Torben Wigger

In the previous post I talked about the "n" word and linked a picture to this man. This man and his short shorts has a pretty cool name. His name is Torben Wigger. The original wigger. All y'all other wiggers are just puttin' on a front and calling Vanilla Ice the O.G. wigger. This man hacks flaming sacks. I'm sure he'll burn your balls too and hack those. Don't fuck with Torben Wigger.

Actor hands, perverse and morose, and the crew called Mercury.

It was brought to my attention by a fellow friend of mine that when someone speaks the usage of their hands can become an annoyance. It's kind of like when someone says a word that you don't know and you learn it and then everyone starts saying tre. And tre = gay. I started noticing the weight that actor hands puts on my annoyance button. Even more annoying than the Rolling Stones. And usually when someone has actor hands they can't control the expression on their face the universal dumb numb expression that makes you feel like you should know something that they know but you realize it doesn't matter if you know it or not because usually it's really not worth knowing. I'm sure Jesus had that best set of actor hands. Just in case you don't know what actor hands ginkfist has prepared an image showing the epitome of actor hands. Yeah actor hands aren't the shit.

Someone needs to tell people when they are doing it so they start to realize how hard it is to explain things without using them. It's common to start freaking out when you realize you are doing something that has become habitual throughout your life. Kind of synonymous with the realization that you have to blink then you start pondering all day about your need to blink. Then pop! it's breathing. You think about breathing constantly. Then you start thinking about people fucking watermelons.Yes blind niggers to the perverse it happens. Below is the most prime example I could dig up. And don't think I'm racist because I used the words NIGGERS and WATERMELONS in two different sentences. To me a nigger is an idiot white or black. Someone who likes to eat their own shit and put his vomit that he collects from eating his own shit in his/her's kids school lunches. That kind of person to me is a nigger. I hate white people. Asians are cool in my book. Watermelon fuckers aren't!!!!

Right now I'm listening to Bread's everything I own.

This brings me onto the morose. I'm pretty sure the talk my maybe girlfriend that I still have that we are going to have later is going to end up me single her happy. I've been pining over her descision for the past two weeks. I love her and all but I can't take this. Feels like I'm walking on lava and all I have are snow shoes. Speaking of lava or things radiating extreme heat. The crew of Mercury 45 are set to bring my soul close to the sun so it burns inside a feiry furnace of succubi pussies where they formulate it into a chemical alkaliod that angels snort. Snort all night. Can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night? I've got gangrene in both feet(Thanks John Cena.)

deez be dah dudes that have my soul.

All in all the past couple of weeks have been fucked. At least DRINI likes ginkfist and didn't send a mexican hit squad to sell me oranges. It's like a jungle sometimes. That's why I have a solution. Don't trust anyone with round glasses. People who have round glasses are fucked up. Andrew Cunanan for example. You want others?

they are all fucked up. some cool some hobos. but all still fucked. and yes just because they wear round glasses.
one thing before I go. I don't like Gary Jules.

Hey Flack you suck, LCT=Homerow.

Im in a band too, its called, your band fucking sucks and i havent heard a single song.


LCT never gets updated, matter of fact dont even click that link.



El gink.

P.S.

Hey drini, why'd you chose the moniker Drini?

More Photoshop Madness

In somewhat the color scheme of the first pictures taken of the Horse Head Nebula I created this in a couple of minutes using photoshop. I was thinking maybe I should creat a whole galaxy since the milky way is getting old and Andromeda's gas prices are too high anyways because of the intergalactic war we are fighting with asteroid terrorism. Musto is gay.

The worst post modern expressionism ever.

This guy tries hard to be an artist. He is one. He expresses his life to the fullest. But I think he is just to full of his life. An effort that is effortless and thoughtless has birthed the most bullshit cop out artistry I've ever seen. That's why the picture below says it all folks. Take one from the rear and keep getting that pounding action to retrograde your mind into its fetal state. You don't need to think. I'll do that for you. If you need a bambo chutes in your fingers I'll let Sayid with the Repulican Guard get what ever I need out of you.

We have come full circle.

it has happened. we are thine ultimate. and this event is also proof that the internet is like a small town. Talk enough shit and photoshop enough of one man, and he is bound to find out about it. A little bit less than 24 hours ago, one of our biggest inspirations has stumbled across ginkfist. No it wasn't jack daniels, Pablo escobar, or charles bukowski (cause those motherfuckers are all dead.) it was the one and only:

DRINI.

Im pretty positive he is who he says he is, and this makes me elated. For those of you who don't know, Ginkfist rocks, and we rock so much that when we only had around 10 posts or so, we decided to put ourselves on Wikipedia, and of course they took us down, but we kept fightin back and reposting our wikipedia entry. the first guy who took us down was called captain avenger or some stupid shit like that (I'm not lying.) then it was our venerable foe and ally: DRINI. for some reason, (prolly the fact that we never accquired pictures of captain asshole) our contempt for the wikiadministrators was directed solely at one man who bore that burden well, the drini. I forget who found the photos first, i think it was gink, but after that it was on, it was a relentless onslaught of photoshopping Drini in any situation our minds could blow out of proportion. then we found a side portrait of drini, and instead of the 200px resolution of the original drini thumbnail, we stumbled across an image of the drinster nearly 1mb in size. its like Morpheus' description of neo in the first matrix:

You've spent the last several years searching for me, but i have spent my entire life looking for you.

in celebration of this, I propose three things:

• We name this day, the twenty eighth day of september in the year of our ginkfist two-thousand-and-six National MOTHERFUCKIN DRINI DAY BITCH.
• and to commerate NATIONAL MOTHERFUCKIN DRINI DAY BITCH, we have a one week Gink-off of drini posts. Drini will now be put in everyphotoshop for the next seven days.
• dolph lundgren be returned to the soviet union.

Bullshits

These are a few photoshops i've been working on. The above one is from the parkinsons post i stole leif the dudiqua in the middle and did a techno-warhol theme just without the gay hue actions. the one above that the third one down is just a bunch of random faces. Cheif..Leif..Winner is in there somewhere and some bum nag. The other two are gradients that I fucked around with. And tweaked. I don't think I did very many filters on those actually i don't think i used any...just blending and layer copies. I felt like i was on meth today. It might have been the fact I found out T.O. overdosed yesterday and didn't gink it till earlier. We got a shit load of hits. Which rocks..not enough hits though. I wrote ginkfist on a couple of flyers at western washington today maybe someone spread the herp to a bunch of mexi nuggets and pollacks. keep trying to suck our thumbs and only get dicks with chicks who eat spicks on twigs and fig newtons that grow armpit rashes staff infectious mollasess asses that cause car crashes.

Terrell Ownens overdoses on Vicodin.

T.O.verdose!!!

Thanks to Ofay for the idea. We love Terrell Owens.

Paris Hilton plays with Legos!

Isnt it parkinsons?

I think it is.

suck me off

Warwick Doon

Take that Peck!!!*

*Maybe we should put our image folders on the server so we can see who has what so we don't "use" eachothers images.

Ginks a dick.

Ive had that cocacola image for ever, but it wasnt hi-res enough to put on the fist. I downloaded my copy on may 31st. Gink sucks.

livin la vida coca

the only way i'll ever get laid.

What happens when you mosh too hard.

The band sucks anyways

How are you?

Me? im fine. though sometimes i feel like spinning. Not like i have the urge to get up and spin, but that my internal gyro isnt in sync with the planet. i have a hangover, and i prolly gotta deuce it here in a lilbit. I saw several people get arrested tonight, and saw twice as many fights. I had two beers with patrice. it was nice, somewhat. i feel mortality when im at the bar, and even moreso when im not at the bar. I feel like im evaporating quicker than the rest. I puked in a street, and on a strangers deck last night. i also got kicked in the nose. im gunna take a nap.

elginko, spanish for the gink.

p.s. I hate when people type yr instead of your/you're, and i also hate gd instead of god damnit or just god. with the advent of the keyboard, none of us have excuses to take shortcuts. I can't wait until life is seen as a shortcut to heaven or hell, then we will have truly transcended.

i guess i didn't get the memo

Cobra Kai or Commander or Saddam be passin their Dolly the sheep technology off to Drini

If anyone actually ever meets Drini I propose that we give them a hundred bucks. You must get a picture with him and a sign that says ginkfist. We'll know if you are photoshop guru's and touch that shit up just to get a hundred bucks. And if we have any doubt we'll put a stingray shank right through your beating heart.

Ginkfist doesn't hate black people or Kanye. They just hate Terrell Owens

What is John Madden doing now that he isn't the host of Monday Night Football?

Always has John Madden been a sucker for hoes. Ask Marv Albert he knows.

Need to find a wookie?

This person has a hairy tongue. Must've ate an Ewok fetus and glued the leftovers to his/her tongue.

Remember when that dolls head was inside someone?

Here's to saving breasts which we have at least saved 5 sets with that free mammogram link earlier.

Its time that we do some good.

Alright. its past 600 posts. in around 200 days, we've given you guys 600 posts. thats rants about pubic hair and politics, and some of the most amazing photoshops the world has seen.

Its not enough.

I know for me and gink (we're not sure about ginkhole, hes missin somewhere in puerto rico, good luck buddy) it'll never be enough. Gink started stinkofthegink around december/january-ish. I don't know his reasoning on this. perhaps he does. he deleted it in january, and i started ginkfist on january 26th(i think?) maybe the 24th, anyway i did it, cause i dug what gink had going on, regardless if i was the only reader. Now we have 20 readers a day, some stalkers, and shit up our sleeve to bring to you guys that will blow your minds (polesmokertwice.) Irwin's helped out a ton. If ginkfist were crack cocaine dealers, Irwindigital would be a legal pharmacist. We've made fun of everyone, from our parents, to the pope, to jesus, to each other, and if we've ever dealt with you, chances are your sorry ass has graced this site. it's never enough, we love the fist. i like being able to put babies in a blender, and be like holy fuck did i really create that, thats twisted.

But its time now, Time for something greater than the fist.

We have the power to do something amazing.

me, gink, and even ginkhole need your help in saving the greatest thing ever.

TITS

(This image is the same rack used in post 100, no lie bitches)

seriously though, if you guys click here Save our boobs. and click on the blue text at the top of the site, you are allowing a highly trained professional caress breasts in hopes of preventing them from being eatin up by cancer. it takes a minute. Chicks will dig you for it, and Your mom would be proud.
Then you can return to the fist and fap to emma watson. then your dad would be proud.

601 drinkin in jtown

Number 600 is mine.

Ginkhole doesn't exist anymore. So we have to fabricate him into existence ever so often to remind us that he's a jussi pussi uber goober and fucks a lot of dick on a regular basis. That's what he does when he doesn't post. He makes homo love to baskets in broad daylight. And no he isn't a foreigner, America bred that dude right in it's backyard.

I wanna see you dance again...

Praise Allah for bitches like this.

Club a Seal save a Klingon

pro-life

How much Meth costs

I'm pretty sure this guy fucks bottle rockets.
Praise that Honkey Christ.
Here I introduce you to a man named Winner. Winner is my new subject. I got Buhleedhat and Drini on the backburner. Jr. Kimbrownnag I haven't forgot about you. But Winner here is a winner.

In the spirit of Pirate Week George Bush retaliated Al-Haida with a surprise meeting with the senate.

Don king.

Has killed two men.
No bullshit.
Only in america.
and for all you hepcat johnny's heres my source.
Click here for aunt gertrude nudies.

Saturday.

Book one: The hat.

She parked at 2nd and seward
truly all down hill
im sorry, but its the drink for us
apparently murphy beat us to the punch
sleeveless, senseless
trying to fight a mug in a cowboy hat.
another first round k.o. from murph
no one could have seen it coming
a quick hug and with a followup kiss.
Marciano never lost either.

Al-Haida's elite meet and greet at a summit in the Athabaskan outskirts.

National be a pirate week.

starts now.ARrgh.bitches.

SMokiNPoles

Id do a drive by to that

Man Mountain

El Ginko and I just sent this picture to eachother simultaneously. Some uncanny shit but I got to post it first. Sammy Adams is my fantasy pick for the Bangals...or for crazy looking molester mustache of the week and crack head eyeballs of the year.

Is this O.D?

Emma Watson nudes

This bitch is all well and hot...but she doesn't have what the world needs to take flight. she might have nice skin. But the picture below...she gots what we need.

Everett Buyarski.

I don't know everett buyarski.
But its my new term for friends.
"Whatup Buyarski?"

Dont let the pensi burns buyarski your chunions. cause drini wont buhlee.dhat.

It took me. (things to do before you die)

It took me (X)to come up with this.
THE RED HOT BRIAN PEPPERS



(x)Being = ﷲﺩﺏﺅ + ﻔﻖﻮﷲ -☼☺=Ω
Ω being = we're all fucked.

I don't expect you to read the blog below

If you read the blog below you read ginkfist. Instead of skim down to look for nude pics of Emma Watson.

Samurai eat ninjas. Squids eat divans. Sputnik found a home.

Alabaster cradles take naps inside unborn chicken eggs. A rustic blade maldeformed and ridden with ebola bounds in the swamp foot of a rugged snuff film. All the waters run deep with Nile blood. Egypt has fallen and become swollen with locusts on a pig farm with no fodder. Aeon Flux is a rip off of this one book I read when I was 14 in the 40's. Dissonance is a formulaic equation at the equator that spawns humpie salmon. I'd die before I let someone eat my last Slim Jim. I was on an island once talking to an Argentinian potsmokin bike rider on the equinox. He told me there was a lot of hot brazillian women waiting to be snatched up into life's crabpot. I'd recently heard a kitten was in a crab pot as well. Vacancy means that one has to occupy the space before it rolls itself into a PCP ridden joint laced with all the equivalence of happiness. Hippos dawn discus drab do right diddy dastardly dwindled into Dwights. The acclemated body wants to except heat or cold right before it waits for the next bus to light fire to Billy Joel and his whole family. I've talked to Eve. Her favorite fruit was Papaya but she said an Apple was the next best thing. Women tend to take the next best thing in place of what they should eat as a whole. Men give ribs and expect someone else to give the patron barbecue sauce. Yoga made me vomit a canteen full of special pinatas. If I had control of Neil Young I'd make him play Aphex Twin covers on harmonica so Bob Dylan could play the washtub bass and sing Emmit Otter's jugband Christmas in Aramaic backwards. Chicago(the band) would be proud of all the Pixies I sent to Uruguay. I am a bandito of the night spouting flourescent catatonic tonics with bionic sonnets. I could play Iron Maiden with wine glasses if you fed me enough carpet to munch. The mighty pen writes what the fingers communicate to the brain because the brain is just a vessel of axons interconnected in a neurotrasmittic superhighway of Union Flaggers pulsating Don Juan ayahuasca trips that seep into children while they are sleeping and thinking of what new incarnation the Power Rangers will evolve into next. Isn't the wisdom our elders pass onto us a regurgitation of ancient ass Christian Slater movies that existen in the late eighties? Rufus could jam on a guitar with Bill and Ted but could he shank Brutus after he did in Ceasar on the fourth season of Oz. The wizard is right around the corner if you make a left you cant miss his magical intentions. Jermain Dupree fights rabbits. I once saw a man in a Lakers uniform hit a gong in Vancouver, Canada it was close to the best thing I had seen. I'll never tell you the best thing I have seen it's not worth your time but if you got an extra couple of years to spend I'll gladly sell them on Ebay for Al Gore because I predict he'll be assassinated just because he talks about the environment. We all know what happened to the guy who built the water engine. He sleeps with fishes...see? I sleep with fishes too but they are buried in the sand and dug up two weeks later because I have a fetish of rotting corpses and scalene decay. Actually it's a disease called whoyougunnafuckwhenidon'thaveenoughcashtobringarussianwhoretoyourdisco. I'm sure you'll find someone to fuck. The world is full of fuckers. Liars Cheetahs and dweebs. They all run in he same family as a muck trying to make it in the real world without a barcode tattooed to the back of their neck. I make Hitler look like Jean Bennet Ramsey. I make Napolean look like Timothy McVeigh before he got molested by David Koresh and the Sunshine Band. I've had so much USB sex with Batman he went to Robin for a pedophiliac addiction. Only to cure it with fucking mufflers. Chairman Mao went up to Allah and asked him if Buddha had lost a game of Backgammon with Satan and Loki. The truth of the matter he told Mao was that Shiva and Athena were lesbians and their key to the kingdom of divine grace was to do a 69 down the highway while Alexander and Hephistian were still packing their shit in front of Ptolemy. He had a nice ride...two wheels on 2 horse power. I eat vampire flesh at Jewish barbecues because the only thing kosher I can eat is monster body parts. Yes that means I wipe my ass with the mummy and all my sewage goes into the Creature of the Black Lagoons home. We don't need to water let the mutherfucker drink Shnappes until he finds out that gravel makes a great gravy or homebrew. If I lost my fingers would you all of our Ginkfist fans force Steven Hawking to give up his wheelchair so I could spit my prose with mind bullets?

I sold my soul to Robert Johnson

What the fuck can I say? Not much most times. Today feels like one of those days when you wake up too early and everything is mirroring itself 1000 times over in your head because it's too damn early to process all the information at once. Then after feeling like that you have this dream state feeling that consumes your vision and your breathing and so forth. That's how today feels. Probably because I've been on a two day bender. Either that or I sold my soul to Robert Johnson and he forgot to tell me that I had to sell my soul to Asmodeus if I ever wanted to shred on guitar and face Steve Vai in some Southland dive bar for shred-bragging rights. Nothing is really going out as I planned in this move to the lower 48. But I'm going to say fuck it. I've had a lot of things drop me and I've dropped a lot of things along the way and I'm still breathing...and still feeling like its all just some fantasmic incorporeal world. What the hell? You can tell yourself many things in life but you have to live up to them to make them happen. If you aren't prepared to keep what you hold dear and struggle with its bounds then you shouldn't tell yourself and everyone else your ready to slip through the extra dimensions that help you get to that great ascension or personal climb every nigga, chink, kyke, and spic strives for. It's all diluted to a certain point anyway isn't it? Like you retrogress the more you fill your brain with memory and you end up finding out that the whole time you should be experiencing new things you are still thinking about old things and how they habitualized you. A perpetual shit motion of granduer in a constant domino. I polish those factors a little bit with a bottle to make them seem more dismal then they are but there are certain moments that weigh you down like a ton of feathers that piledrive your legs into this concrete bluewhale that forgot how to swim. The vacuum doesn't seem so bad though does it? At least it's ad infinitum instead of the cosmic weight crushing in on itself. Although the dualities are structured so you can't really understand them yet only feel how they are swirling their squiddy hands all over your Jack Daniel's breath ridden whisky dick soul. All in all I should be happy that I'm still present in the past and future tense and not in some gutter farting and holding out a sign asking for some pennies for the alchemicalhol. I have a feeling of regret somewhere inside there and I can't seem to shit it out of moy yed. I don't know what it is stemming from but its calculating and aching. I'm about to slip into some spandex and vaseline to do a long night of rolex dismanteling(sp?). Eat fourteen potentiometers with salt and chase that down with plumming tape. It makes it so you can talk french polynesian and you get this wierd David Letterman gap tooth between your third eye and your pelvic bone. Pretty cool thing for beating 76 hours of missle command. I'll defend the fort while you scan pictures of the Virgin Mary and put them on black market fleshlights. Whowaaa! You sir...are a liar. Nannybooboo. Peace out Sabertooth if you are even dead. RIP one love for Jah. Jah mommas so old her shadow died.

hookers and blow night

wanna blow all your money on some blow so you can get a blow?

It's like a hostage negotiation situation with Dominoes and The Noid

Is there a scone I can have sex with right now?

Samuel L Jackson plays Danny Glover

in homeless people on a plane.

Wolf Mother downloads

Downloaded the next generation of mug.

You spin me right around drini...I'm glad we didn't forget you.