6/27/2007
so i havent been laid again in a while.
gettin laids funny. it seems like i only really dig the backs after a cool few weeks off. then whenever im gettin backs i sit there and think about paying bills. i think its an al haida thing. high imams and shit.
6/20/2007
Quantum.
So aside from that goldenginkfist shower image. all of the images ive uploaded are the same image. i think i was oj for the first one, nixon for the 2nd. and now im crazy enough to be a janitor.
6/19/2007
Sir Drini
If I send you a T-shirt with the Ginkfist logo will you have someone take a picture of it and I can post it?
it's worth a shot aint it?
it's worth a shot aint it?
Dust your udder brudder.
fuck the children. unless they buy windows vista. i heard kobe cryin might be goin with dem fools over in chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicago. thatd be great. between him and ben wallace, he's gunna be the bitch. According to espn.com, Ben Wallace will miss the game coming up because of inflammation of his sinus. we all know what that means.Blow.but not Blow. we got this new software at work which stops me from surfin porn. which kinda sucks. now all i get to do is fantasize about throwin dead fish on people from the second floor. it makes my doodoo sparkle.
6/18/2007
If you forgot who winner was he's the oval guy...and he's also in the banner.
I like Cornelius grills...he's a role model.
Nothing better to do except write you a letter with a time bomb in it.
Since you fucktards aren't writing a Myspace bulletin you are reading Ginkfist. Or doing what ever Facebookers do. I found a loan shark, my Russian wife and a vile of STD's from TMZ on Myspace. Lord knows what else I can acquire from Facebook. I'm sure WMD'S, HPV's and the Hepatitis-C's all fall in there.
Sometimes I wonder what the new look is going to be like in a year from now. Girls are wearing all sorts of weird dresses and guys reverted back to tight pants and still rock faux-hawks like it's nobodies business. Some days I just want to strip butt naked and wear fake wrestling belts all over my body and do my hair in a halfro-mullet hawk Jerry curl super part and wear a wig on both shoulders. Then I could mobb deep on a tricycle with 34 inch rims and 14 sub woofers blasting OMC or some D.R.E. I'm pretty sure the ladies would laugh at me until someone with some real cash started doing it. I need to lobby for Ludacris to wear what I just said and tell him and Don Magic Juan to run with it. I could be credited for putting P. Diddy out of his clothing line and bringing F.U.B.U up to competitive status again.
Remember F.U.B.U.? Fucked Up Butt Undies? For Underage Boys United? Free Umbrellas By Uruguay? Fred's Upper Bung Unitard? F.U.B.U brought us a golden age of whiteheads rocking the most baggy attire known to man and donkey alike. I still laugh out loud when I see some pasty albino thuggin' down the street cause his momma just gave him $34.99 to spend on a rag tag jersey.
Mommas don't let your children grow up in FUBU.
Seriously it will rot your brain more than Mentos and Diet-Coke.
Since I'm on a rant on how people should look I figure I should talk a little bit about the Goth chick. I don't really care what you wear but I do. I'm sure you do too. I do really really care about how you should look in public because I am a Communist and a good Commie thinks you should wear all white spandex and if you get any stains or dirt on them it's four climbs up the flag pole greased in Vaseline and if you don't get the paddle you need to smack your ass with at the top in four tries its to the iron maiden or Chinese water torture with Nickleback playing in the background for 57 years straight. This woman or wants to be woman chose to look like Bela Lugosi and put a bowl on her head for that little extra in her hair that says,"Razor my neck just a little and suck the blood and spit it in my eye so I can complain about my weird fetish."
Seriously what the fuck is that? She looks like she is about to bite the leg off of a newborn giraffe. She really doesn't look in the mirror and say to herself,"I might as well end it soon." I would bet that she still goes to Sunday School like that just to get a rise out of everyone so she feels like she did it for a purpose. The purpose to tickle my anus with a grotesque apathy that I endure just to bring you my ardor of it's sheer existence.
Yes this guy listens to Clan of Xymox.
Sometimes I wonder what the new look is going to be like in a year from now. Girls are wearing all sorts of weird dresses and guys reverted back to tight pants and still rock faux-hawks like it's nobodies business. Some days I just want to strip butt naked and wear fake wrestling belts all over my body and do my hair in a halfro-mullet hawk Jerry curl super part and wear a wig on both shoulders. Then I could mobb deep on a tricycle with 34 inch rims and 14 sub woofers blasting OMC or some D.R.E. I'm pretty sure the ladies would laugh at me until someone with some real cash started doing it. I need to lobby for Ludacris to wear what I just said and tell him and Don Magic Juan to run with it. I could be credited for putting P. Diddy out of his clothing line and bringing F.U.B.U up to competitive status again.
Remember F.U.B.U.? Fucked Up Butt Undies? For Underage Boys United? Free Umbrellas By Uruguay? Fred's Upper Bung Unitard? F.U.B.U brought us a golden age of whiteheads rocking the most baggy attire known to man and donkey alike. I still laugh out loud when I see some pasty albino thuggin' down the street cause his momma just gave him $34.99 to spend on a rag tag jersey.
Mommas don't let your children grow up in FUBU.
Seriously it will rot your brain more than Mentos and Diet-Coke.
Since I'm on a rant on how people should look I figure I should talk a little bit about the Goth chick. I don't really care what you wear but I do. I'm sure you do too. I do really really care about how you should look in public because I am a Communist and a good Commie thinks you should wear all white spandex and if you get any stains or dirt on them it's four climbs up the flag pole greased in Vaseline and if you don't get the paddle you need to smack your ass with at the top in four tries its to the iron maiden or Chinese water torture with Nickleback playing in the background for 57 years straight. This woman or wants to be woman chose to look like Bela Lugosi and put a bowl on her head for that little extra in her hair that says,"Razor my neck just a little and suck the blood and spit it in my eye so I can complain about my weird fetish."
Seriously what the fuck is that? She looks like she is about to bite the leg off of a newborn giraffe. She really doesn't look in the mirror and say to herself,"I might as well end it soon." I would bet that she still goes to Sunday School like that just to get a rise out of everyone so she feels like she did it for a purpose. The purpose to tickle my anus with a grotesque apathy that I endure just to bring you my ardor of it's sheer existence.
Yes this guy listens to Clan of Xymox.
You would think by now I would have talked about how those Emos and the Hipsters dress. But we all know my anger would cause a nuclear explosion so great God would get a sun tan. Goth's and poser gangsters are almost a little too easy. I guess it's better than complaining about how the Dutch wear their underwear on their head and their boots on their chins.
6/16/2007
6/15/2007
I smoke two fools before I smoke two fools and then i smoke two more
I'm (or I was) midway between one of the oust burgeoning cities in the world and a ghetto infested with crack whores and people who are of the Spanish origin. I have nothing wrong with Azteca or crackheads but I do have a problem with binary and stale whiskey.
I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before but I would sell my soul to Robert Johnson just to learn how to solve a Rubik's cube without algorithms. I would then back out of the contract and owe my next 1 trillion souls to Satan's love child with Danny Devito. Things wouldn't be awesome for a trillion years times 24. Yes...24 trillion years.
I told my friend that my standards are like limbo. You have to get low. Lil' Jon got low once. Then he put acid mixed with sparks and henny in a plastic gasoline tub and made music for the masses. At least that was two or three years ago.
Time flys by like a kite ready to hit small children in the face. Hitting small children in the face is a crime now but I remember a time when it was an Olympic sport. Or maybe that was a drinking game we played when we laughed at kids who played "special" Olympics who had faces that looked like they got hit with twenty kites at once. Either way parents will still buy their children Fred McGriff training videos in hopes that they will all become Derek Jeter cybernetic monsters and bring baseball up from the ashes of steroid abuse. This does not mean that I don't think Derek Jeter does steroids but it does mean that I think he smokes a lot of cock on the off season and takes a lot of cock in season.
My definition of pudwacker.
If I could find a picture of his son it would be my definition of abortion.
I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before but I would sell my soul to Robert Johnson just to learn how to solve a Rubik's cube without algorithms. I would then back out of the contract and owe my next 1 trillion souls to Satan's love child with Danny Devito. Things wouldn't be awesome for a trillion years times 24. Yes...24 trillion years.
I told my friend that my standards are like limbo. You have to get low. Lil' Jon got low once. Then he put acid mixed with sparks and henny in a plastic gasoline tub and made music for the masses. At least that was two or three years ago.
Time flys by like a kite ready to hit small children in the face. Hitting small children in the face is a crime now but I remember a time when it was an Olympic sport. Or maybe that was a drinking game we played when we laughed at kids who played "special" Olympics who had faces that looked like they got hit with twenty kites at once. Either way parents will still buy their children Fred McGriff training videos in hopes that they will all become Derek Jeter cybernetic monsters and bring baseball up from the ashes of steroid abuse. This does not mean that I don't think Derek Jeter does steroids but it does mean that I think he smokes a lot of cock on the off season and takes a lot of cock in season.
My definition of pudwacker.
If I could find a picture of his son it would be my definition of abortion.
And I created this gif because potty humor is potty humor and potty is humorous.
6/12/2007
Frontman syndrome
Wouldn't you wanna fuck around with whiskey and hookers forever? Don't you just want to amass a play den of blow and debauchery for the remainder of your days? Then you must acquire something that all men of promiscuity and golden godlike greatness achieve. Mother fucking front man syndrome.! Not at all close to fragile x syndrome but something more with a supreme anointment factor. Usually...you end up being a fag and on the cover of Rolling Stone with guyliner and some smirk that just breathes homo erotica. The kind of look that whispers in your ear,"Don't you want to take my belt buckle off with your teeth?"
If you don't already you must grow long hair. That way chicks think you are have a female growing inside of you and it's always good to let them know you will have a heart. One that's big enough to love them for one night. Goatee is optional but the baby face and long hair is going to slay them on impact. Take Chad Kroeger for example he's my personal hero(gag me with a spoon and clean me with a wet nap).
Notice how he lets pubes grow on his chin. Just to let the ladies know he's of legal age. He's managed to wear enough makeup to look like Jesus. Case of Hamm's and a dead hooker says Stan Winston did prosthesis for little to no cash at all. I figure you can take several different routes with your appeal as a frontman. You can go classic rock like Robert Plant:
You can go Emo-Pop-Punk-Suckalicious like the Antichrist Pete Wentz:
If it's an absolute must you can take it to the Uncle status like Freddy Merc:
You really don't have to worry about lyrical content or the subject matter of your songs nowadays. You really don't even have to write real words. If you just talk about the club and how much you're empty and this and that hitting ninjas with a baseball bat your swimming in the poon my friend. If you want to get anything out of nothing you have to look and act like these guys. But if you want to fuck everything in all walks of life. From bicycles to laptops, men, women, goats or clouds want to get up on your junk you combine all of these men. You concoct the Frankenstein beast and become the starchild of all dimensions. You become this:
Super Scott Stapp!!!!!!
If you don't already you must grow long hair. That way chicks think you are have a female growing inside of you and it's always good to let them know you will have a heart. One that's big enough to love them for one night. Goatee is optional but the baby face and long hair is going to slay them on impact. Take Chad Kroeger for example he's my personal hero(gag me with a spoon and clean me with a wet nap).
Notice how he lets pubes grow on his chin. Just to let the ladies know he's of legal age. He's managed to wear enough makeup to look like Jesus. Case of Hamm's and a dead hooker says Stan Winston did prosthesis for little to no cash at all. I figure you can take several different routes with your appeal as a frontman. You can go classic rock like Robert Plant:
You can go Emo-Pop-Punk-Suckalicious like the Antichrist Pete Wentz:
If it's an absolute must you can take it to the Uncle status like Freddy Merc:
You really don't have to worry about lyrical content or the subject matter of your songs nowadays. You really don't even have to write real words. If you just talk about the club and how much you're empty and this and that hitting ninjas with a baseball bat your swimming in the poon my friend. If you want to get anything out of nothing you have to look and act like these guys. But if you want to fuck everything in all walks of life. From bicycles to laptops, men, women, goats or clouds want to get up on your junk you combine all of these men. You concoct the Frankenstein beast and become the starchild of all dimensions. You become this:
Super Scott Stapp!!!!!!
If you become super charger Scott Stapp saiyan christ lord cockmonger you will get credited for writing every song ever and nothing will stop at any cost to try and bang you out of every orifice. Swords will cut holes into your body where dead Roman souls will penetrate your living essence giving you Jupiter cells. You can explode into a Krakatoa supernova and spread your seed across the vast reaches of the outer ether and impregnate the cosmos with your speed of light tadpoles. Time will bow down before your vocal range and cower into a fetal state because you are a mountain of chaos and wonder. Everything will be you...the super charger Scott Stapp saiyan Christ lord cockmonger.
6/06/2007
Ginkoff Semis
Cast your votes!!!
Surprisingly enough I did get a lot of emails and your comments helped and these were the majority votes. I had to throw meegosh in there because i fucked up on the V.S. part. I figure since I made the ginkoffs i could throw in anyone i wanted. Trust me on this one though there wont be any hijinx like having slushpuppy be the winner.
Surprisingly enough I did get a lot of emails and your comments helped and these were the majority votes. I had to throw meegosh in there because i fucked up on the V.S. part. I figure since I made the ginkoffs i could throw in anyone i wanted. Trust me on this one though there wont be any hijinx like having slushpuppy be the winner.
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