happy new year shitstains.

Twiggies

OBESITY STATISTICS:

1. 3 million people in America are obese
2. Of those 3 million I for one brush my teeth with bacon grease.
3. The United States has approx 12,500 McDonald's Restaurants.
4. I have eaten over 12,500 Chicken McNuggets.
5. Mississippi is considered the fattest American state.
6. I piss high fructose corn syrup into Mississippi River.
7. Fat people are harder to kidnap
8. I get harder from fat people.
9. 34% of Americans agree "that big is beautiful"
10. I agree. And so does the 900 Club.

Animal Collective Sucks. you too pabsts...

Total hipster domination. I can't believe you listen to this shit you damned hipsters. I can't believe that you believe I should be listening to this. This is the only collective you should be listening to. I saw these fags at the Sasquatch music festival and let me tell you I haven't seen so many hipster hard-ons since I went to that American Apparel donkey show. Honestly I don't know how many times I've talked to someone about them and they try and justify their greatness by saying their earlier albums are the ones to listen to. Really? That's your best argument? Listening to this shit is like that time I heard your uncle color commentate beastiality tapes like Bill Walton. Wait a second...that could probably win a Grammy. Listening to this shit is like that time I heard those bootleg Leo Sayer acoustic casino performances on repeat remixed to the bpm of a sumo wrestler that has sleep apnea. Wait a second...that could also win a Grammy. I'm at a loss for words. I feel like a hate crime has been committed against me when I think about this whole Animal Collective situation. This hipster shit better end quick like hammer pants. Aaaaand please don't let me get started on you dub-steppers. I can at least tolerate it but you'll soon be on my Hyphy list.

I Swear I Fell Down The Stairs

Citizen Kanye

"Yo Cameron, I'm really happy for you.

I'm gonna let you finish, but Welles had

one of the best movies of all time!"

Latest Heat.

Been listenin' the human league and found out it wasn't 1981 anymore. I think that i'm back do you? I know I keep saying that but...will a bootleg bring it all back?