Pictures in a second.

or like 4 years if you are on bobby/whitney/Rush limbaugh time.

As dust becomes us.

• Hold your applause, our return may be only to suck and pretend we're haters quitters and nappy weaves.

with that out of that way, hullo. how are things with you? with us, things have been swell i believe. we're still driving bush and the infidels out of the desert, and me and gink both have enough booze to last until walt disney is thawed out.
last until America attacks another arabian country.

as to how what we've been up to? not sure. my computer dropped like an aborted fetus. and gink's is lookin like magic fightin the H-I-V, except his computer isn't a billionaire(I think it is black though). I think both of us will pull through though. Gink's been makin a lot of music, whiile ive been makin a lot of excuses. shit happens, get off our backs. i think our problems our the same:

• Whiskey, a fifth isnt enough, a half is too much
• Women, apparently she's not a "girlfriend" if you "pay for it"
• it - seriously, we photoshop the pope, and dead people, fuck us, or fuck you.
• technology - We're poor, our allowance goes to nicotine and father mcnaughton.

What brought us back? well, that ones easy. we drink like people who don't like you. And it's winter. I think winter does it for us. Camping, whiskey, vomiting on clothes, only to save them in a bag for a year, I think this one is important. We do winter well. We would do you, well, if you were roofied and naked, but other than that, spare the bullshit. the one thing we need to figure out: the long distance jam. Gink loves to jam, and i like grape jam, homo. but this year, we both have star trek internet, and cobain's shotgun. hey kurt, get deepthroated. I think ill wrap this up and post photo's. But h onestly, I want feedback, tell me who to photoshop, or what old lady to run over, or what uncle needs a lynching. (Not tom, you racist rednecks.) so leave us a comment, or call me at 907-209-0207, seriously, 24 hours a day. and if your scared to talk to me, steal one of my favorite past times and order pizza from NY. Who doesn't Love NY style pizza. and Famous rays is the best. I'll call em right now and write what they say:

FR: Allo, Fams raze.
Lgnko: yea, you deliver to juneau?
FR: where?
Lgnko: Alaska you momo
FR: I dont have time to play
Lgnko: well than hate the game momo
*hangs up*

course im not done, cause im not ballin. so we do a simple reverse lookup and see where Famous ray's is located. the number s 1(212)-243-2253.

Theyre on ave of the america's, which i believe is 6th. I havent been to NYC in years, so im not sure. BUT apparently 64 East 8th (above 5th) is a good place for sal to order two large pizza's. Supposedly i wont get em for 45min, cause its lunch in ny.