How much Meth costs

I'm pretty sure this guy fucks bottle rockets.
Praise that Honkey Christ.
Here I introduce you to a man named Winner. Winner is my new subject. I got Buhleedhat and Drini on the backburner. Jr. Kimbrownnag I haven't forgot about you. But Winner here is a winner.

In the spirit of Pirate Week George Bush retaliated Al-Haida with a surprise meeting with the senate.

Don king.

Has killed two men.
No bullshit.
Only in america.
and for all you hepcat johnny's heres my source.
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Saturday.

Book one: The hat.

She parked at 2nd and seward
truly all down hill
im sorry, but its the drink for us
apparently murphy beat us to the punch
sleeveless, senseless
trying to fight a mug in a cowboy hat.
another first round k.o. from murph
no one could have seen it coming
a quick hug and with a followup kiss.
Marciano never lost either.

Al-Haida's elite meet and greet at a summit in the Athabaskan outskirts.

National be a pirate week.

starts now.ARrgh.bitches.

SMokiNPoles

Id do a drive by to that

Man Mountain

El Ginko and I just sent this picture to eachother simultaneously. Some uncanny shit but I got to post it first. Sammy Adams is my fantasy pick for the Bangals...or for crazy looking molester mustache of the week and crack head eyeballs of the year.

Is this O.D?

Emma Watson nudes

This bitch is all well and hot...but she doesn't have what the world needs to take flight. she might have nice skin. But the picture below...she gots what we need.

Everett Buyarski.

I don't know everett buyarski.
But its my new term for friends.
"Whatup Buyarski?"

Dont let the pensi burns buyarski your chunions. cause drini wont buhlee.dhat.

It took me. (things to do before you die)

It took me (X)to come up with this.
THE RED HOT BRIAN PEPPERS



(x)Being = ﷲﺩﺏﺅ + ﻔﻖﻮﷲ -☼☺=Ω
Ω being = we're all fucked.

I don't expect you to read the blog below

If you read the blog below you read ginkfist. Instead of skim down to look for nude pics of Emma Watson.

Samurai eat ninjas. Squids eat divans. Sputnik found a home.

Alabaster cradles take naps inside unborn chicken eggs. A rustic blade maldeformed and ridden with ebola bounds in the swamp foot of a rugged snuff film. All the waters run deep with Nile blood. Egypt has fallen and become swollen with locusts on a pig farm with no fodder. Aeon Flux is a rip off of this one book I read when I was 14 in the 40's. Dissonance is a formulaic equation at the equator that spawns humpie salmon. I'd die before I let someone eat my last Slim Jim. I was on an island once talking to an Argentinian potsmokin bike rider on the equinox. He told me there was a lot of hot brazillian women waiting to be snatched up into life's crabpot. I'd recently heard a kitten was in a crab pot as well. Vacancy means that one has to occupy the space before it rolls itself into a PCP ridden joint laced with all the equivalence of happiness. Hippos dawn discus drab do right diddy dastardly dwindled into Dwights. The acclemated body wants to except heat or cold right before it waits for the next bus to light fire to Billy Joel and his whole family. I've talked to Eve. Her favorite fruit was Papaya but she said an Apple was the next best thing. Women tend to take the next best thing in place of what they should eat as a whole. Men give ribs and expect someone else to give the patron barbecue sauce. Yoga made me vomit a canteen full of special pinatas. If I had control of Neil Young I'd make him play Aphex Twin covers on harmonica so Bob Dylan could play the washtub bass and sing Emmit Otter's jugband Christmas in Aramaic backwards. Chicago(the band) would be proud of all the Pixies I sent to Uruguay. I am a bandito of the night spouting flourescent catatonic tonics with bionic sonnets. I could play Iron Maiden with wine glasses if you fed me enough carpet to munch. The mighty pen writes what the fingers communicate to the brain because the brain is just a vessel of axons interconnected in a neurotrasmittic superhighway of Union Flaggers pulsating Don Juan ayahuasca trips that seep into children while they are sleeping and thinking of what new incarnation the Power Rangers will evolve into next. Isn't the wisdom our elders pass onto us a regurgitation of ancient ass Christian Slater movies that existen in the late eighties? Rufus could jam on a guitar with Bill and Ted but could he shank Brutus after he did in Ceasar on the fourth season of Oz. The wizard is right around the corner if you make a left you cant miss his magical intentions. Jermain Dupree fights rabbits. I once saw a man in a Lakers uniform hit a gong in Vancouver, Canada it was close to the best thing I had seen. I'll never tell you the best thing I have seen it's not worth your time but if you got an extra couple of years to spend I'll gladly sell them on Ebay for Al Gore because I predict he'll be assassinated just because he talks about the environment. We all know what happened to the guy who built the water engine. He sleeps with fishes...see? I sleep with fishes too but they are buried in the sand and dug up two weeks later because I have a fetish of rotting corpses and scalene decay. Actually it's a disease called whoyougunnafuckwhenidon'thaveenoughcashtobringarussianwhoretoyourdisco. I'm sure you'll find someone to fuck. The world is full of fuckers. Liars Cheetahs and dweebs. They all run in he same family as a muck trying to make it in the real world without a barcode tattooed to the back of their neck. I make Hitler look like Jean Bennet Ramsey. I make Napolean look like Timothy McVeigh before he got molested by David Koresh and the Sunshine Band. I've had so much USB sex with Batman he went to Robin for a pedophiliac addiction. Only to cure it with fucking mufflers. Chairman Mao went up to Allah and asked him if Buddha had lost a game of Backgammon with Satan and Loki. The truth of the matter he told Mao was that Shiva and Athena were lesbians and their key to the kingdom of divine grace was to do a 69 down the highway while Alexander and Hephistian were still packing their shit in front of Ptolemy. He had a nice ride...two wheels on 2 horse power. I eat vampire flesh at Jewish barbecues because the only thing kosher I can eat is monster body parts. Yes that means I wipe my ass with the mummy and all my sewage goes into the Creature of the Black Lagoons home. We don't need to water let the mutherfucker drink Shnappes until he finds out that gravel makes a great gravy or homebrew. If I lost my fingers would you all of our Ginkfist fans force Steven Hawking to give up his wheelchair so I could spit my prose with mind bullets?

I sold my soul to Robert Johnson

What the fuck can I say? Not much most times. Today feels like one of those days when you wake up too early and everything is mirroring itself 1000 times over in your head because it's too damn early to process all the information at once. Then after feeling like that you have this dream state feeling that consumes your vision and your breathing and so forth. That's how today feels. Probably because I've been on a two day bender. Either that or I sold my soul to Robert Johnson and he forgot to tell me that I had to sell my soul to Asmodeus if I ever wanted to shred on guitar and face Steve Vai in some Southland dive bar for shred-bragging rights. Nothing is really going out as I planned in this move to the lower 48. But I'm going to say fuck it. I've had a lot of things drop me and I've dropped a lot of things along the way and I'm still breathing...and still feeling like its all just some fantasmic incorporeal world. What the hell? You can tell yourself many things in life but you have to live up to them to make them happen. If you aren't prepared to keep what you hold dear and struggle with its bounds then you shouldn't tell yourself and everyone else your ready to slip through the extra dimensions that help you get to that great ascension or personal climb every nigga, chink, kyke, and spic strives for. It's all diluted to a certain point anyway isn't it? Like you retrogress the more you fill your brain with memory and you end up finding out that the whole time you should be experiencing new things you are still thinking about old things and how they habitualized you. A perpetual shit motion of granduer in a constant domino. I polish those factors a little bit with a bottle to make them seem more dismal then they are but there are certain moments that weigh you down like a ton of feathers that piledrive your legs into this concrete bluewhale that forgot how to swim. The vacuum doesn't seem so bad though does it? At least it's ad infinitum instead of the cosmic weight crushing in on itself. Although the dualities are structured so you can't really understand them yet only feel how they are swirling their squiddy hands all over your Jack Daniel's breath ridden whisky dick soul. All in all I should be happy that I'm still present in the past and future tense and not in some gutter farting and holding out a sign asking for some pennies for the alchemicalhol. I have a feeling of regret somewhere inside there and I can't seem to shit it out of moy yed. I don't know what it is stemming from but its calculating and aching. I'm about to slip into some spandex and vaseline to do a long night of rolex dismanteling(sp?). Eat fourteen potentiometers with salt and chase that down with plumming tape. It makes it so you can talk french polynesian and you get this wierd David Letterman gap tooth between your third eye and your pelvic bone. Pretty cool thing for beating 76 hours of missle command. I'll defend the fort while you scan pictures of the Virgin Mary and put them on black market fleshlights. Whowaaa! You sir...are a liar. Nannybooboo. Peace out Sabertooth if you are even dead. RIP one love for Jah. Jah mommas so old her shadow died.

hookers and blow night

wanna blow all your money on some blow so you can get a blow?

It's like a hostage negotiation situation with Dominoes and The Noid

Is there a scone I can have sex with right now?

Samuel L Jackson plays Danny Glover

in homeless people on a plane.

Wolf Mother downloads

Downloaded the next generation of mug.

You spin me right around drini...I'm glad we didn't forget you.