9/25/2006

Isnt it parkinsons?


I think it is.

suck me off

9/24/2006

Warwick Doon

Take that Peck!!!*

*Maybe we should put our image folders on the server so we can see who has what so we don't "use" eachothers images.

Ginks a dick.


Ive had that cocacola image for ever, but it wasnt hi-res enough to put on the fist. I downloaded my copy on may 31st. Gink sucks.

livin la vida coca

the only way i'll ever get laid.

What happens when you mosh too hard.


The band sucks anyways

9/23/2006

How are you?

Me? im fine. though sometimes i feel like spinning. Not like i have the urge to get up and spin, but that my internal gyro isnt in sync with the planet. i have a hangover, and i prolly gotta deuce it here in a lilbit. I saw several people get arrested tonight, and saw twice as many fights. I had two beers with patrice. it was nice, somewhat. i feel mortality when im at the bar, and even moreso when im not at the bar. I feel like im evaporating quicker than the rest. I puked in a street, and on a strangers deck last night. i also got kicked in the nose. im gunna take a nap.

elginko, spanish for the gink.

p.s. I hate when people type yr instead of your/you're, and i also hate gd instead of god damnit or just god. with the advent of the keyboard, none of us have excuses to take shortcuts. I can't wait until life is seen as a shortcut to heaven or hell, then we will have truly transcended.

9/21/2006

i guess i didn't get the memo

Cobra Kai or Commander or Saddam be passin their Dolly the sheep technology off to Drini

If anyone actually ever meets Drini I propose that we give them a hundred bucks. You must get a picture with him and a sign that says ginkfist. We'll know if you are photoshop guru's and touch that shit up just to get a hundred bucks. And if we have any doubt we'll put a stingray shank right through your beating heart.

Ginkfist doesn't hate black people or Kanye. They just hate Terrell Owens

What is John Madden doing now that he isn't the host of Monday Night Football?

Always has John Madden been a sucker for hoes. Ask Marv Albert he knows.

9/20/2006

Need to find a wookie?

This person has a hairy tongue. Must've ate an Ewok fetus and glued the leftovers to his/her tongue.

Remember when that dolls head was inside someone?


Here's to saving breasts which we have at least saved 5 sets with that free mammogram link earlier.

Its time that we do some good.

Alright. its past 600 posts. in around 200 days, we've given you guys 600 posts. thats rants about pubic hair and politics, and some of the most amazing photoshops the world has seen.

Its not enough.

I know for me and gink (we're not sure about ginkhole, hes missin somewhere in puerto rico, good luck buddy) it'll never be enough. Gink started stinkofthegink around december/january-ish. I don't know his reasoning on this. perhaps he does. he deleted it in january, and i started ginkfist on january 26th(i think?) maybe the 24th, anyway i did it, cause i dug what gink had going on, regardless if i was the only reader. Now we have 20 readers a day, some stalkers, and shit up our sleeve to bring to you guys that will blow your minds (polesmokertwice.) Irwin's helped out a ton. If ginkfist were crack cocaine dealers, Irwindigital would be a legal pharmacist. We've made fun of everyone, from our parents, to the pope, to jesus, to each other, and if we've ever dealt with you, chances are your sorry ass has graced this site. it's never enough, we love the fist. i like being able to put babies in a blender, and be like holy fuck did i really create that, thats twisted.

But its time now, Time for something greater than the fist.

We have the power to do something amazing.

me, gink, and even ginkhole need your help in saving the greatest thing ever.

TITS

(This image is the same rack used in post 100, no lie bitches)

seriously though, if you guys click here Save our boobs. and click on the blue text at the top of the site, you are allowing a highly trained professional caress breasts in hopes of preventing them from being eatin up by cancer. it takes a minute. Chicks will dig you for it, and Your mom would be proud.
Then you can return to the fist and fap to emma watson. then your dad would be proud.

9/19/2006

601 drinkin in jtown

Number 600 is mine.


Ginkhole doesn't exist anymore. So we have to fabricate him into existence ever so often to remind us that he's a jussi pussi uber goober and fucks a lot of dick on a regular basis. That's what he does when he doesn't post. He makes homo love to baskets in broad daylight. And no he isn't a foreigner, America bred that dude right in it's backyard.

I wanna see you dance again...

Praise Allah for bitches like this.

Club a Seal save a Klingon

pro-life