11/03/2006

Boots and circles.


are the shapes of mcdonalds chicken mcnuggets.
sometimes you get boot circles, which vaguely resembles a paralellogram.
and the rarest of all is the lousiana, or as i call it

SUPERBOOT


das boot fasho youngin, holla black strait off the mutha fuckin chain

11/02/2006

11/01/2006

10/31/2006

Happy Halloween

nevermind, blogger sucks.

10/30/2006

thoughts on the election.

Dont vote, its a farce of the educated.
Clam chowder does cure hangovers.
yet induces acid reflux.



I dont think people should vote, unless i run. i've never met any presidential candidate. if i had, the first question is why, the 2nd is boxers or briefs, and the third is have you ever smoked weed, and if you had would you get a blowjob in the oval office.


dont deny it.

ill post some images one day.

10/28/2006

Rehash Rehash

It was a fleeting moment that separated us from the social struggle. An army of streetlights careened into the pressures of having to guide the way before someone realized they stepped in front of themselves. It's common blitz for a stand-in candle along technologies outpost. It has the way of surmounting the previous antique before the elder believes it is obsolete. What a glorious epiphany when all you have going for you is what you had going for you. They pay no retirement because you didn't start at a young age understanding the future disposition laid before you. Who writes that kind of blueprint for humanity and technology alike? A guess it’s the thought is laden with the impermissible idea that it should be there all along. A hereditary trait if the model before you was smart enough to pick up on the stench of changing times. Is that what makes people feel useless? The disregard of the fact until it's too late and you end up on a tobacco advertisement brandishing the swollen face and the yellow teeth? It's always too late to pick up on the biggest littlest signs right in front of you. We like to step forward even though there is literal shit to step on and in front of. It is a psycho patriotic trait dug up from the fathers our past bestowed upon us. Oooorrr....is it a fallacy we tell ourselves because we are tired of blaming someone else other than ourselves? It's always both. You can't live in a dualistic society and expect the blame to be on a singularity; of course it's not that simple. If it was I would have been Euclid again or Einstein making enigmatic claims on humanity. If that were the case then you would be Gandhi and Kennedy but not a martyr not yet a woman and a slut virgin collecting aluminum foil robots to show Guinness book of world records that you do mean squat when most of us think you don't. I mean what is one ant when you step on it? What is one human when you shoot them in the face because Loki told you too? The divine power always tells you the truth no matter all the lies you can conceive. The justice is in the action before you rectify it to be the truth. In most instances it doesn't need to be because judgment is based on the emotion for the course of action and that emotion in its precise moment of existence is thought to be the path. There is no denying the path or the way except when the jury doesn't have the same idea. Then you’re fucked and you shank your inmate because he got Girl Scout Samoas and you didn't of course there is a perpetual cyclic problem and there always will be. I'm not saying I even know what I'm talking about because I know it sounds like I don't and I say that I do. If a biscuit were a banana I would know how to fit the round peg into the square hole. And that in fact I do know how to do. Give me sand paper or give me death. I choose liberty from a low bandwidth. I couldn’t live without internet telling me that TV is bad. Hmm...do I smell a fart in someone’s liberal ideals? That's why I'm a republican because the villain always has a reason to fuck up. If someone is evil they have an out. If someone is a hero and they fuck up they are done. They are a farce and no one cares if their red underwear is over their blue spandex because they are homo-gay and making a fool of themselves. A villain can rehabilitate their loss and misfortune to an autobiography leading the celebrity to follow them like sheep. That is the irony of villainy. That's why I'm a Sith lord and dildo sentient beings with a plasma phallus. It rocks more than being Atreyu and doing Bon Jovi rip off covers, but I realize I already mentioned doing covers like three minutes ago and that makes me a doooshbaaag. (That's how I spell it when I mighty morph into a sheep and wait for Jarvis to show me the ol' in and out eh!)

10/25/2006

10/24/2006

The scurrilous nature of men I don't ever want to know

You may ask yourself over and over what compells one to do such things. What causes the nature of males to squeeze their nipples. One might say it's the lack of attention. Clearly homo erectus in the background is attentive enough by covering a hardon with his blanket. And others may deduce that the simple yet unknown powers of black rimmed glasses could delineate any sense of right action. Here is a prime example of one...or two that are so comfortable to take such an atrocity of a picture they don't care that a free ginker is going to say what I'm about to say about the both of them. If I ever so much as come in the proximity of either of these two children I will do something to them that Jarvis down the street wouldn't do to a farm animal. I'd skull fuck the brain matter into oblivion so that it reaches beyond quantum computation and materializes into an enormous asteroid bound for Earth. A big giant one that would destroy all of human life except for small rodents so something else can evolve into the super species and take another picture of itself twisting tittie and another life form can thus skull fuck beyond the beyond.


Y'know some men can be noble and admirable. Take Ulysses Grant for example. Bad ass war hero turned president probably would drink 211 if he had the chance and punch a donkey right in the back of the head inventing the donkey punch. Then other guys well...fuck let me be the first hetero guy to say that it's alright to be homo. You were born homo you always will be homo and you might find a liberal enough place somewhere in Canada where you can pour gravy on your french fries and get married. I WILL SAY IT IS NOT ALRIGHT to be HETERO and pretend to be GAY. The whole METRO thing isn't working for me. The only METRO I RIDE IS A BUS. Let's have it stay that way.

ABBY'S DAD ROCKS!!!....i got drunk with him once.

10/23/2006

Crazy europeans.

First, read this
Then, this to understand its about euro crafitness.
Finally


el ginko.

Greatest thing ive ever seen

What doodoo stain are you standin to?

What the hell were ya doin to the dog to make him make that noise


Silverback soap on a rope.
why kids smoke dope.

Why i quit posting.


I was busy working. which is a lie cause my jobs suck.

My bumper sticker


thats on your mom's cheeks.


Dear astral-aliens,
we all gotta go some time, ausse aussie aussie oy oy oy

10/22/2006

El Ginko hasn't been posting

es gibt keine Wahrscheinlichkeiten..., das sie durch die vorhergehenden Erzeugungen gekauft worden sind.

So konkret wie der Boden kann mich erhalten anstarren noch entlang es. Selbstverständlich ist es viel interessanter als der Himmel. Alles, das Blau in unserem Verstand und in ihm fabriziert wird, ist Auge. Es besteht nur zu denen, die es studieren. Das ist, warum der Beton soviel wichtiger ist. Wir werden durch Schwerkraft geerdet, also werden wir gezwungen, seine Topographie zu studieren. Zu mir seinem mehr als gerade eine Zwangsgewohnheit oder mehr als Zigarettenkippen und schwarze Gummi thats an getreten durch Million Sohlen. Er ist viel mehr als ein fractal, zwischen den tiefen 1-Millimeter-Abgründen wiederholend. Schwimmen in die Penrose Tilings wird er viel mehr, als alle Kompliziertheiten überhaupt durch eine Gottheit oder einen Gott concieved, die überhaupt bekannt sind. Der Gedanke Prozeß des Anstarrens entlang des Betons entwickelte soviel, daß er nicht sogar bis 1 addiert. ErIST leer. Gerecht wie das Anstarren am Himmel... aber die Verwirklichung er hat durch jedes Verteilerrohr entwickelt. Obgleich es nicht sogar wichtig ist, was Sie herauf ungefähr denken beenden, weil Sie keinen Zustand haben. Steuerung der Beschaffenheit oder der Konzentration. Es ist ein fehlerhafter halluzinogenischer Zustand, dem die nüchterne Wirklichkeit zu concieve von den grösseren Momenten über den hinaus, die wir vor dargestellt haben, der würde bilden alles verwendet, das dieses wichtig vorangeht. Stürzen die Natur verdauten wir Jahre, bevor nicht mechanisch um, aber das Gefühl danach wie ein automatischer Zustand glaubt. Wir fangen dematerialize an. Wir sind ashen Körper. Wir glauben nur Schuld. Und Affesuppen.

10/21/2006

Unfortunately I'm not pictured in this picture


That looks like Thom York next to the ghoulish retard. Or Kate Blanchett.

Do-Ragger pimps out shopping kart