9/13/2006

Things I picked up along the way...in life and in that little Cathouse I frequent in Reno. Not the HBO one. The one with Veit-Trannies.

Over the past month or so I've sound some interesting things in my head and in that perscription bottle of ether in my new bedroom. If anyone has any DMT or knows how to excrete it from my penial gland I would like to know it might sober me up. I found a great movie on EBAY. My homies would enjoy it cause y'know I'm from the ol' Jewish ghetto.
I found a DNA test in the Laundry that I scooped up from the Maury show when I went in the studio to rail coke off of one of the camera guys' probably now ex-girlfriends you want to know the results?Powder, Billie Corgan, and Mr. Freeze are all related. They formed a super-group called the Blue Man Group that ate Maynards astral chicken sometime back. Check the archives non-frequenter of the most Chinese website you'll never find on the shores of Taiwan.

Aside from the occasional Hamburger Hill flashback/flashdance I tend to freak out when I see Buhleedhatesque people occuring in the news. From what I saw recently Brian Peppers has been reading Sun-Tzu's art of war and rubbing white skins with world leaders equally as pretty and just as pedo.
Yet the buck doesn't stop there. Other than a viscious DMT addiction and a mind blow from a Vancouver Tool concert where they sped up Schizm I got hooked on a new T.V. show. Not one that involves Dharma corp or some whiny piano virtuoso kid and his brain sergeon dad that live in a fictional town in Colorado but an old favorite of mine. You might have seen in on Nick at Night or if you are an old ass muther fucker that reads Ginkfist you might have even seen the first episode and fapped to it's arabian blonde bombs over Bahgdad character.

*thnx to Marissa for the idea. I had to steal your thunder. Even though I know you own a warlock in your purse and are ready to unleash him at any moment.

The guy below is a douche I didn't run into him on my hiatus but I wish i had run into his soul patch. They are probably pubes he found on his boyfriend anyways. He isn't even wearing any of that clown makeup or an upside down cross or have a tat that says: dimmu and opeth turn the wheels of the universe 10 arpeggios at a time.
and lastly a good ginkin' deserves a good baby and his momma.


I just posted.

Song of the morning is Such a twat by the streets.



Sing it mother fucker.

Fuck yea barkley smokes rock.


buhleedhat

Straight A Peppers

I've got a better peppers brewin but this one is just to break the ice. or the eyeliner. look close they are wearing makeup. you guys aren't prince y'know you can act like badasses if you want to.

Racketball and a whisky dick makes for good condensation


Just brushing up my photoshop skills before I unload a fat wad on Brian Peppers' mug.

Damn, wheres dem pepers

A kick ass wallpaper.

I wanna see this on adult swim. Captain Flat top kicks ass. same with drini.

9/12/2006

The most offensive thing in the world to me.


No i'm not joking.
it kinda weirds me out that my mind is capable of that shit.
and no theyre not real babies.
See?

Captain Flat top


Captain Flat Top is the man. Your Grandmother Agrees.
plaid out playa

My desktop background.

Kerida Nangga Yu = Suck my dick bitches.

9/11/2006

The Japanese air guitar motif


An image as mulletudinal as this one deserves a japanese air guitar. or a balrog. if you find a badass image that is so redneck buttrock cockblock eggnog black box as this one it deserves a japanese air guitar. although i might post an image and hide that fucker like wheres waldo. think of it as an easter egg like you see in shows and movies. Gokneecheekwap goonies.

Hotdogs anybloody?


I'm back. Whether or not your parents like it. They wont have much to say when I have my wee wee in their mouth now will they?

The only thing I had learned whilst smoking DMT for 14 days straight.


yoko ono is really rita repulsa from the power rangers. she banged a beatle. that bug crawled right up into her. i think her and sinead had a 9 some with some tranny dykes from your local broadway. she makes muffins rise in the oven.

9/09/2006

Guess whos got a bun in the oven.


Not me. and probably not you. But Irwin hooked us up with a lil bit of server space, so now we can start bringin you guys weird shit. Song's, animations, and any of the shit that blogger wouldnt let us upload, including that Steve Irwin stingray picture. So check his site out, and dont fap to this pic of him.

Heres your Rest in Peace.

9/08/2006

No rip

I saw sabertooth yesterday. you cant kill that mother f.
i wanted to kill this one dude who drank all the bushmills last night and acted a damn fool. and i want to make a pair of boots out of the stingray that got steve irwin.
Koniechiwa.Konnichiwa. Kofuckyourself.

9/07/2006

Rip

Yesterday i learned that one of our favorite Mugs; Irving, Passed away of unknown causes. Known locally as Sabertooth or "that jacked up motherfucker with a rice hat and a tail" Sabertooth was pretty much the man. I'm Digging deep to find out how he went.stay tuned. Koniechiwa bitches.

9/05/2006

187 on an undercover Blogger.

It doesnt let you upload Animated Gif's. Kinda bogus.

But im smart. in the liver sense of the word.