DRINI.
Im pretty positive he is who he says he is, and this makes me elated. For those of you who don't know, Ginkfist rocks, and we rock so much that when we only had around 10 posts or so, we decided to put ourselves on Wikipedia, and of course they took us down, but we kept fightin back and reposting our wikipedia entry. the first guy who took us down was called captain avenger or some stupid shit like that (I'm not lying.) then it was our venerable foe and ally: DRINI. for some reason, (prolly the fact that we never accquired pictures of captain asshole) our contempt for the wikiadministrators was directed solely at one man who bore that burden well, the drini. I forget who found the photos first, i think it was gink, but after that it was on, it was a relentless onslaught of photoshopping Drini in any situation our minds could blow out of proportion. then we found a side portrait of drini, and instead of the 200px resolution of the original drini thumbnail, we stumbled across an image of the drinster nearly 1mb in size. its like Morpheus' description of neo in the first matrix:
You've spent the last several years searching for me, but i have spent my entire life looking for you.
in celebration of this, I propose three things:
- We name this day, the twenty eighth day of september in the year of our ginkfist two-thousand-and-six National MOTHERFUCKIN DRINI DAY BITCH.
- and to commerate NATIONAL MOTHERFUCKIN DRINI DAY BITCH, we have a one week Gink-off of drini posts. Drini will now be put in everyphotoshop for the next seven days.
- dolph lundgren be returned to the soviet union.
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However I must spoil the party. I wasn't the first one to remove Ginkfist from wikipedia. I was the second.
* 05:49, 11 May 2006 Brookie (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Ginkfist" (Nonsense)
* 02:43, 10 May 2006 Drini (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Ginkfist" (prod 5 may)
* 23:13, 4 May 2006 Academic Challenger (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Ginkfist" (nonsense)
See? :P
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