3/30/2007

Dubya's got five on it.


And Why wouldn't he?

P-dubs is one of the worst presidents ever, thats a given. but i'm pretty sure hes tryin to outshine hitler and aunt jemima as far as crazy diamonds go. Fuckin snickers bar scrotum nutty. I don't know how cool it would be to give the president props after getting your arm blown off. And you know the right is dubya's fappin arm. at least you can rubbin alcohol that arm you got in a hospital that was dirty by ethiop standards(no offense ukyuk, you dirty dubquap) all so uncle sam could suck his own dick. I'm movin to puerto rico so i dont have to put up with this bullshit anymore. Puerto Rico is like america's bellybutton. Its always warm and humid, and some time giant pieces of chicken fall right onto and remain for weeks until they finally become lasgana. and i dont think they have to vote either, and they speak spanish. I'm surprised bob dylan or the mexicans haven't stolen them yet, ill have to wikipedia that shit.

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