The affinity for Will Farrell will never cease to amaze me. The guy is a hack and hasn't made anything decent. I think he'd be better off doing cameo rolls like he used to. Rob Schneider, now that is a guy with talent. He'll make your gut bust faster than your nut from a lap dance handed down to you by Olivia Munn. I've been in a constant struggle lately on which piece of work made by the hands of god I would want to stalk more. Olivia Munn or Avril Lavigne. I know what you're thinking Avril? For some reason I have a major crush on that raccoon looking bitch and it gives me a halfy every time I think about it. It's not the kind of halfy you get when you think about elderly women flapping their bingo wings on treadmills. Or the halfy you get watching their cankles buckle under the weight of child bearing thighs but more like the halfy you get when you see fresh bacon and French toast smothered in that right amount of syrup.
Now that that spy satellite is dead and the mission was successful I'll tell you the real reason they shot it down. It was because the images they sent back to earth were in HD DVD format. Now the Pentagon has to switch everything to Blu-Ray. But that isn't the secret they are keeping because little do you know they still film smoke signals on beta and send those snail mail with an Indian riding an ostrich. Yes that is also what the Internet is. A bunch of subterranean roads with bird riding redskins clogging up the information highway. Anyways...here are some links.
Avril Fakies(NSFW)
Atomic Bomb of the Middle Ages
Racist Filipino Jokes
Let's rip off the game store!
Kentucky Waterfalls
Fuck the what?
Highlander Episode 1
Political Smurf
What's in John McCain's cheeks?
White Wiki
What an asshole really looks like(SFW)
Stop Snitchin' ya lil' bitch!
Ottowa Jail Report
Britnese
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