Twiggies

OBESITY STATISTICS:

1. 3 million people in America are obese
2. Of those 3 million I for one brush my teeth with bacon grease.
3. The United States has approx 12,500 McDonald's Restaurants.
4. I have eaten over 12,500 Chicken McNuggets.
5. Mississippi is considered the fattest American state.
6. I piss high fructose corn syrup into Mississippi River.
7. Fat people are harder to kidnap
8. I get harder from fat people.
9. 34% of Americans agree "that big is beautiful"
10. I agree. And so does the 900 Club.