I went to Harvard

Alright Aussie man I'm sorry your ambasador to motherland got killed by a stingray. You don't have to vent your frustrations on us. I think you should stare in the mirror on mushrooms twice a day and ask yourself if you should put your kids up for adoption on a Llama farm where they milk the males in a circle and testify to the Raelian covenent for an afternoon delight. They might have good bloody Mary's with real blood. Yet this is only what I think and you don't have to understand why I think that because thinking that is what is cool to us Americans. We think about all sorts of things that of course are one sided but one sided fits all...or so I've noticed with this world. That's why ginkfist is ginkfist. God ginked humanity and bequeathed ginkfist. So what if Skeletor has P-Dubs? That is a good thing then we wont have little Skeletor fetuses frolicking their boney pelvics into our faces every chance they get. This in turn doesn't mean shit to anyone but probably Satan because he's that guy in the corner when you smash cans out of frustration because your wife is leaving your for some other woman that is really a man and she doesn't know it yet because she is a "tucker". If you don't know what a "tucker" is then come to an American college. It sure as hell doesn't mean shit to me but if I can publish it on the internet it makes me happy. You should be glad that someone is tolerant of us. You wouldn't just let a leper baby crawl around in the dumpster if it was the reincarnation of Keanu Reeves in Little Buddha. Just let what ever animosity you have go eat a cacti and some salmon and make the best of your day by logging on Google and trying to find the definition of priapism and making your way to ginkfist. It will save your life some day.

Yo Drini,

Damn dude. Wikipedia is amazin, i vandalized you're user site a wee bit and it was reverted pretty damn quickly, within 2 minutes or so. I dont know if that was you or not (rumor has it that mexico shuts off electricity after 8pm so im not sure) but i was thinking with you bein in mexico and me bein left handed. that we should square the circle. i can do it with two compasses, and i dont buy that nonsense that since pi is transcendental that its impossible. if you can square the circle and start a blogger account, i'll put you on ginkfist if you're able to create "rambling nonsense" and if you can photoshop hitler in lingerie with bea arthur smoking pcp.

yea but is it art?

FroJo

whos the savvy bastard now gink?

drini said...

However I must spoil the party. I wasn't the first one to remove Ginkfist from wikipedia. I was the second.

* 05:49, 11 May 2006 Brookie (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Ginkfist" (Nonsense)

* 02:43, 10 May 2006 Drini (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Ginkfist" (prod 5 may)

* 23:13, 4 May 2006 Academic Challenger (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Ginkfist" (nonsense)

See? :P

as usual, drini was trying to one up the ginkfist. by "spoiling" the party and accusing me of being misspoken. I think he's under the assumption that i said that he deleted us first. However.what i really said was... :

we decided to put ourselves on Wikipedia, and of course they took us down, but we kept fightin back and reposting our wikipedia entry. the first guy who took us down was called captain avenger or some stupid shit like that (I'm not lying.) then it was our venerable foe and ally: DRINI. for some reason, (prolly the fact that we never accquired pictures of captain asshole) our contempt for the wikiadministrators was directed solely at one man who bore that burden well, the drini. I forget who found the photos first, i think it was gink, but after that it was on, it was a relentless onslaught of photoshopping Drini in any situation our minds could blow out of proportion.

El ginko: 1
Drini: 0 (deletin us doesnt count :) )
big boobs: ( . Y . )


P.S. That proves it drini, we are more reputable than wikipedia administrators, we need a rock n roll related stub.

Last night.

I slipped myself a roofie.
almost took it like belushi.
made a big ole whine n fuss,
to sit next to myself on the bus.
got damn near home
till i fell on my noggin all alone
last thing passin through my head
was take a nap and shit the bed.

You guys are some funny mother fuckers.

Seriously. we get the funniest hits for search engines.
I cant imagine how half of these even mean ginkfist
prolly gink's fault. he gets weird aussie chicks too.(post a pic of that bitch already)

heres some of our search results:

how much is an 8 ball of coke cost
the dickhole
suck my catling
ANDREW BRYNIARSKI
tattoo of endoskeleton on arm
potato fields in mazomanie,wisconsin
"hamburger porn"
i swear to allah
pictures of hamsters testicals
fabric boner
chicken fuc
presidents taft buried in piano box
"Gay or european"
"penis of the orangutang"
"torrie wilson doing the stink face"


this the funniest thing ive ever seen.

Drini still rocks.

After Enchilada

in alaska, we get a little over a grand a year for being a citizen.
I dont apply to that (long story)
somethin about
photoshop
my friends
in town
will buy
rock.
I can't wait.

P.S. i dont smoke rock bitches.

the roots of ophae

sorry man had to do it. if you want to blame anyone blame ginkhole. it was my idea but blame ginkhole.

They strike again without warning

El Ginko gets record deal

are you serious?they got video of it? Damn.

That watermelon shit is fucked up.
kinda like the babyhead in the cooter
and you guys are weird fucks again
we're on google images now and we've been getting
weird hits.
chinese lady eats unborn
gay child porn
amongst others.
that scares me
that
they rhyme.


Hangovers do exist, and hole in the head kills more than fish

Torben Wigger

In the previous post I talked about the "n" word and linked a picture to this man. This man and his short shorts has a pretty cool name. His name is Torben Wigger. The original wigger. All y'all other wiggers are just puttin' on a front and calling Vanilla Ice the O.G. wigger. This man hacks flaming sacks. I'm sure he'll burn your balls too and hack those. Don't fuck with Torben Wigger.

Actor hands, perverse and morose, and the crew called Mercury.

It was brought to my attention by a fellow friend of mine that when someone speaks the usage of their hands can become an annoyance. It's kind of like when someone says a word that you don't know and you learn it and then everyone starts saying tre. And tre = gay. I started noticing the weight that actor hands puts on my annoyance button. Even more annoying than the Rolling Stones. And usually when someone has actor hands they can't control the expression on their face the universal dumb numb expression that makes you feel like you should know something that they know but you realize it doesn't matter if you know it or not because usually it's really not worth knowing. I'm sure Jesus had that best set of actor hands. Just in case you don't know what actor hands ginkfist has prepared an image showing the epitome of actor hands. Yeah actor hands aren't the shit.

Someone needs to tell people when they are doing it so they start to realize how hard it is to explain things without using them. It's common to start freaking out when you realize you are doing something that has become habitual throughout your life. Kind of synonymous with the realization that you have to blink then you start pondering all day about your need to blink. Then pop! it's breathing. You think about breathing constantly. Then you start thinking about people fucking watermelons.Yes blind niggers to the perverse it happens. Below is the most prime example I could dig up. And don't think I'm racist because I used the words NIGGERS and WATERMELONS in two different sentences. To me a nigger is an idiot white or black. Someone who likes to eat their own shit and put his vomit that he collects from eating his own shit in his/her's kids school lunches. That kind of person to me is a nigger. I hate white people. Asians are cool in my book. Watermelon fuckers aren't!!!!

Right now I'm listening to Bread's everything I own.

This brings me onto the morose. I'm pretty sure the talk my maybe girlfriend that I still have that we are going to have later is going to end up me single her happy. I've been pining over her descision for the past two weeks. I love her and all but I can't take this. Feels like I'm walking on lava and all I have are snow shoes. Speaking of lava or things radiating extreme heat. The crew of Mercury 45 are set to bring my soul close to the sun so it burns inside a feiry furnace of succubi pussies where they formulate it into a chemical alkaliod that angels snort. Snort all night. Can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night? I've got gangrene in both feet(Thanks John Cena.)

deez be dah dudes that have my soul.

All in all the past couple of weeks have been fucked. At least DRINI likes ginkfist and didn't send a mexican hit squad to sell me oranges. It's like a jungle sometimes. That's why I have a solution. Don't trust anyone with round glasses. People who have round glasses are fucked up. Andrew Cunanan for example. You want others?

they are all fucked up. some cool some hobos. but all still fucked. and yes just because they wear round glasses.
one thing before I go. I don't like Gary Jules.

Hey Flack you suck, LCT=Homerow.

Im in a band too, its called, your band fucking sucks and i havent heard a single song.


LCT never gets updated, matter of fact dont even click that link.



El gink.

P.S.

Hey drini, why'd you chose the moniker Drini?

More Photoshop Madness

In somewhat the color scheme of the first pictures taken of the Horse Head Nebula I created this in a couple of minutes using photoshop. I was thinking maybe I should creat a whole galaxy since the milky way is getting old and Andromeda's gas prices are too high anyways because of the intergalactic war we are fighting with asteroid terrorism. Musto is gay.

The worst post modern expressionism ever.

This guy tries hard to be an artist. He is one. He expresses his life to the fullest. But I think he is just to full of his life. An effort that is effortless and thoughtless has birthed the most bullshit cop out artistry I've ever seen. That's why the picture below says it all folks. Take one from the rear and keep getting that pounding action to retrograde your mind into its fetal state. You don't need to think. I'll do that for you. If you need a bambo chutes in your fingers I'll let Sayid with the Repulican Guard get what ever I need out of you.

We have come full circle.

it has happened. we are thine ultimate. and this event is also proof that the internet is like a small town. Talk enough shit and photoshop enough of one man, and he is bound to find out about it. A little bit less than 24 hours ago, one of our biggest inspirations has stumbled across ginkfist. No it wasn't jack daniels, Pablo escobar, or charles bukowski (cause those motherfuckers are all dead.) it was the one and only:

DRINI.

Im pretty positive he is who he says he is, and this makes me elated. For those of you who don't know, Ginkfist rocks, and we rock so much that when we only had around 10 posts or so, we decided to put ourselves on Wikipedia, and of course they took us down, but we kept fightin back and reposting our wikipedia entry. the first guy who took us down was called captain avenger or some stupid shit like that (I'm not lying.) then it was our venerable foe and ally: DRINI. for some reason, (prolly the fact that we never accquired pictures of captain asshole) our contempt for the wikiadministrators was directed solely at one man who bore that burden well, the drini. I forget who found the photos first, i think it was gink, but after that it was on, it was a relentless onslaught of photoshopping Drini in any situation our minds could blow out of proportion. then we found a side portrait of drini, and instead of the 200px resolution of the original drini thumbnail, we stumbled across an image of the drinster nearly 1mb in size. its like Morpheus' description of neo in the first matrix:

You've spent the last several years searching for me, but i have spent my entire life looking for you.

in celebration of this, I propose three things:

• We name this day, the twenty eighth day of september in the year of our ginkfist two-thousand-and-six National MOTHERFUCKIN DRINI DAY BITCH.
• and to commerate NATIONAL MOTHERFUCKIN DRINI DAY BITCH, we have a one week Gink-off of drini posts. Drini will now be put in everyphotoshop for the next seven days.
• dolph lundgren be returned to the soviet union.

Bullshits

These are a few photoshops i've been working on. The above one is from the parkinsons post i stole leif the dudiqua in the middle and did a techno-warhol theme just without the gay hue actions. the one above that the third one down is just a bunch of random faces. Cheif..Leif..Winner is in there somewhere and some bum nag. The other two are gradients that I fucked around with. And tweaked. I don't think I did very many filters on those actually i don't think i used any...just blending and layer copies. I felt like i was on meth today. It might have been the fact I found out T.O. overdosed yesterday and didn't gink it till earlier. We got a shit load of hits. Which rocks..not enough hits though. I wrote ginkfist on a couple of flyers at western washington today maybe someone spread the herp to a bunch of mexi nuggets and pollacks. keep trying to suck our thumbs and only get dicks with chicks who eat spicks on twigs and fig newtons that grow armpit rashes staff infectious mollasess asses that cause car crashes.

Terrell Ownens overdoses on Vicodin.

T.O.verdose!!!

Thanks to Ofay for the idea. We love Terrell Owens.