10/09/2006

I went to Harvard

Alright Aussie man I'm sorry your ambasador to motherland got killed by a stingray. You don't have to vent your frustrations on us. I think you should stare in the mirror on mushrooms twice a day and ask yourself if you should put your kids up for adoption on a Llama farm where they milk the males in a circle and testify to the Raelian covenent for an afternoon delight. They might have good bloody Mary's with real blood. Yet this is only what I think and you don't have to understand why I think that because thinking that is what is cool to us Americans. We think about all sorts of things that of course are one sided but one sided fits all...or so I've noticed with this world. That's why ginkfist is ginkfist. God ginked humanity and bequeathed ginkfist. So what if Skeletor has P-Dubs? That is a good thing then we wont have little Skeletor fetuses frolicking their boney pelvics into our faces every chance they get. This in turn doesn't mean shit to anyone but probably Satan because he's that guy in the corner when you smash cans out of frustration because your wife is leaving your for some other woman that is really a man and she doesn't know it yet because she is a "tucker". If you don't know what a "tucker" is then come to an American college. It sure as hell doesn't mean shit to me but if I can publish it on the internet it makes me happy. You should be glad that someone is tolerant of us. You wouldn't just let a leper baby crawl around in the dumpster if it was the reincarnation of Keanu Reeves in Little Buddha. Just let what ever animosity you have go eat a cacti and some salmon and make the best of your day by logging on Google and trying to find the definition of priapism and making your way to ginkfist. It will save your life some day.

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