I am the alternate ending to the beginning of the credits after they roll from the front.

It's been a while since a good crucifixion. A crucifixion post that is.

Here we have Jean Beauvoir or the guy who looks like Tiki Barber with a blonde mullet. Seriously it waterfalls down to his ass. Probably extensions. If you doin't know whou Beauvoir is he is the guy who did the Cobra theme. Yes the Stallone movie that rocks more than Rocky. The song is called "feel the heat". I tried to YouTube it but I couldn't find a video just some gayass Cobra clip movie with the song in the background. Jean Beauvoir probably has his hand in everything. Even your mom I would assume.

Recently I've noticed El Ginko has been slacking. Too much Drini on the weenie and coke in the boots. I tell ya if you messaround with a rocking chair for long enough you will start digesting pens and when you start getting hooked on digesting pens it's all over.

All I need is one mic. So I can tell this Jack in the Box eating mutherfucker that Insane Clown Posse does not and I repeat for the sake of saying and I repeat that I'm pretty sure they don't care about actor hands. Especially not as much as I do! And if you don't know what "Craw Hairs" are they are the hairs inbetween your butthole and your privates. They also call that area the taint. I like to call it envelope or xerox machine.

I have a special Gift for the Ginkers!!!!

wait for it...its gonna be "tight"

Ain't that the hottest shit you've ever seen!!! I wish I could give it the ol' TORNADO TONGUE. Make my dreams come true. Speaking of dreams I know someone who had a dream. This guy one the Nobel Prize and just to let you know I ain't doggin' on this guy. He genuinely was a really cool kat.

This guy did not win the nobel prize but wish he did.
As a matter of fact he probably is winning over your hearts with that nice package and headband right now. Do you think he is serious about what he is doing? I'd take a shit on his chest if I could take his place in the Cracknutter.

I'm sure this guy is a Cracknutter. He has an omnipotent feel to his mean mug hippie woven hat. Even though he is man enough to say Go Fuck Yourself by not saying I'm sure somewhere down inside he regrets that someone took this picture. Billhillies get embarassed too. Just not when you ask them why they fuck their cousin. It makes me pull a Linda Blair. Everynight before I watch That's so Raven reruns and Home Improvent.

Something I also found the other day that was really interesting and not a scholarly interest but more like a missing persons interest was that I found Ginkhole...again. Whilst watching Home Improvement. I never liked Pamela as the Tool Time girl and onetime Wilson gave me advice about herpagonnasyphillus. Something about a Timbuk Tlingit tribe using the natural molecular structure of granite to symbolize the occurance of an equinox in a hyperbaric chamber.

Louie...Channel 4

Fist of Fortune...Channel 11

I don't know exactly what is going on here but she sure has the face of a true fister. Or the face that she might be getting fisted. Or the face that she gets when she watches Bill Cosby talk about the Cosmos Carl Sagan didn't get around to.

But knowing that a girl
that looks like that.
She is probably
going to get
fisted by
this guy.
Because
girls like
little girly
looking men
that will take and
Love them good fistin