Ebay Gems

I've never bought anything on Ebay. I don't own a credit card or I would have bought a mummy or a replica of a William Wallace bastard sword and cut the mummy's head right off in front of David Blaine. Twice. I found some interesting Gems on Ebay. Have fun and if you buy any of these things I get to use them before you do because I was the one who showed them to you.

Star Wars sit down arcade game
Civil War reenactment earrings
Pro Magnum
Nintendo Power Glove
Jean-Claude Van Damme stamps
Jeffery Dahmer comics
Geons, Black holes and Quantum foam and shit
Glow Worm
Costume from The Patriot with studio blood
The Anti-Christ
Jesus in a Gas Mask anti littering poster
Carl Weathers autograph
Hub Cap
Mystery Box