Quantum hangover.

i also got drunk last night, and yelled at my boss today. i woke up without a hangover at 5:30am to the ringing of my phone. it was my boss, he said he was worried about me. i told him i was goin into work on time and to quit calling me this early. thats when i noticed that Tv was into prime time. Fuck. it was 5:30 pm. i was 90 minutes late to work. i shit out a brutal poodle and had a caffeine nicotine slurry, did a line of pixie stick off of a goat and went to work.

the end.