Damn

Shit sucks. i gotta save my dog.
cross your fingers n toes.

Drini.

1. Do you still occasionally read this?
2. Why don't you link to here in your wiki profile?
3. we get 500 bot's a day. we have to be the most notable blog appreciated by robots. add us to the wikipedia dag gummit.

1. Do you think french spacing looks better than standard spacing ?

Im anti number 4 i guess. this is french spacing. sometimes it could look like this ? i don't know how many spaces would follow a question mark.


Que¿ pasa hombre!

Proof of Robots and sometimes people.

I think you can here someone peeing in space. Especially if that someone is peeing on Stephan Hawking. it would prolly sound like the stars. I think stephan hawking is an evolved human who actually devolutionized from an alien scrotum. I bet you cant yell STEPHAN SCROT HAWKING FLOATS five times out loud in church.













And what the fuck is up with britney? shaved head, with a wu-tang tattoo on her dome. that bitch is losin it. bad

enough she lost Justin timberlake to Homosexuality.
Then she lost K-fed to the white rapper show. and now she's tryin to lose custody of her kids to horrible decisions while under the influence of crystal methamphetaluminicondominium codone.





whores always be doin dhat.

Not inside the dome but outside there is a piece of bazooka joe. It taints your levis.

I had a crazy dream where I could go to a facility and change the past according to my liking but it would effect anyone else because it had a soul recognition that separated everyone into different dimensions and realities so everyone to you would appear conscious and be conscious and would act upon their own accord. With that I tried to change the past 12 different times and the dream looped itself. Eventually I got back to the reality I was originally from and everything had Reese Witherspoon heads on it. I mean everything from a fly to a mailbox. The dream made no sense.

I train to fight Tong Po.

The next person to ask you a question tell them you would rather be eating out of Andy Reids head.

Carl Sagan's evil clone who bums cigarettes at Sbarro.

The Legendary Pink Dots

Linkfist

"Iron Mike" likes blow and hookers just as much as the next guy

In space no one can hear you pee?

More coke for Payton Manning

The smackdown in Sactown

The new episode of Heroes has He-man in it

A collection of nuglies

Billy Zane has been inside this...you are inferior.

Crackheadedness

Elephants make great puzzles

Drini typed in on google images

If this isn't retarded I don't know what else is...clowns hopping into a lampshade isn't that cool either. Maybe I'm just flacid.

Last night I ran into a girl at a local bar and told her I would buy her a drink for her birthday. She told me that would be unnecessary and said that a hug would suffice. I then approached her with open arms and she told me to back off for a second and imagine that she was everyone I ever hated and she was going to imagine that I was everyone she ever hated. This was the most awkward hug I've ever been apart of.

If there are two things that I know they are as follows: Adriana Lima is a man with a camel toe so fierce that it makes Muslims wish they could trade all their virgins in for lollipops and that if you ever get caught with your pants down always blame the Macarena.

I heard something on the radio a couple of days ago. They are going to make a on screen adaptation of Milli Vanilli's rise to fame. Ain't this some retardation? It's about as retarded as the word conflagration or the word epoch. I really don't like that word. I really don't like anything that has to deal with molasses either. Anyway I think this movie could be Oscar worthy if it had Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in black face dancing around like a couple of AQUA NET monkeys doing back flips girl you know it's, girl you know it's, girl you know its true. I expect Sylvester Stallone to make an appearance as Judge Dredd and Mel Brooks to bring the Schwartz.

Amputee football!!!

Unofficial Rush Limbaugh page!!!

This beard is where lice originated from.
looks like this dude Alfred Nakamura. He's a pedo. Or at least I was told. I actually have a picture of an Alaskan Pedophile.

Here he is in all his glory. I think he molested a triscuit or something along those lines. Not kosher in the state of Alaska.

I don't have Internet anymore so I can't photoshop anything bad ass. Soon though I will be moving into a hood house all by my lonesome in the city where I will do nothing but post 100 times in one day. I dedicate 24 hours to eating mass quantities of Doritos and wearing an adult diaper like that astronaut lady to ginkfist and all its glory. Especially since we have over 10000 cheese dicks looking at the site everyday they need some of that good ol' fashion gink lovin'. I can't even post nudie pics on this computer. I can try but hopefully my friends girlfriend doesn't walk in and catch me fapping to a Gatorade bottle with a picture of Christina Aguilera taped to the bottle. She's not even that hot. But at least she isn't a dude.......Adriana Lima.

You know who likes eating Coney Island cock?

Of course it's this guy!
This is the Shit eating grinner of the day!!!
He drinks Miller and beats neighbors kids like its nobodies biznass.

If the whole world was an apple and you were the worm would you eat your way out until you could reach space? And once you reached space and figured out that you could eat space would you eat space and shit out stars and planets or would you defecate little doo-doo asteroids that caused such impact craters as democracy in insect colonies? I would bet in this hypothetical situation you would underestimate your ability and transgress nothing but the idea that you need to use cosmic toilet paper after you get done consuming M83 and a few other NGC's. What I just said reminds me of a joke someone once told me. It goes like this,"How many Filipino's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who the fuck cares." Much to my chagrin that joke makes me laugh every single time.
I have a lot of time nowadays to make antique furniture with toothpicks I made out of a California Redwood. Sometimes I mold them into chandeliers that look like fingers picking out dwarven outfits for 4 year olds that have to act in Lord of the Rings plays for their preschool. That's how I talk when I'm sober. When I'm drunk I make more sense like Galileo's principle theory of relativity says that all uniform motion is relative. Who would want to hear that kind of shit when you are taking copious amounts of heroin and sniffing Krazy glue and drinking a beer bong out of an elephants trunk that you got stuffed for your Aunt Gertrude and told her that Crispin Glover donated it to a cystic fibrosis foundation and you thought that was such a humanitarian gesture you had to have it. Eating china's supply of raccoons will prevent a third world war and 12 hockey games played by the NHL in Lithuania in the year 2012.

Frankie Redux. what the kung fuck you?

some leftovers i had for dinner.i dont know if that 1st one has been up or not. im on 2 pots of coffee and a bottle of ambien.

i figured it out.

dear reader/federal prisoners,



Think about it. Emo's are currently 12-25 years old. Rock n Roll burnouts are at least 5-15 years older. When Emo's were butthurt virgins. Rock n Roll burnouts took their first loves away. So Emo's took Rock n Roll Burnouts first love away as well. which happened to be mainstream music that gets chicks. which sucks. cause now everytime i get drunk, all chicks want me to do is wear tight pants and cry. and no chicks are sluts anymore. last time i found a slut, it was just an emo. started cryin, and didnt like all the cigarette smoke in "moms good living room" fuck moms. there was no good livin in that room. just a bunch of me drunk watchin an emo cry because that dude from fall out boy took a picture of his weiner. and it was small. we need smokey no teef's to come back and start beatin their wives again. if i saw a dude with a chew in his lip, a bottle in his hand, and a beef stain on his undershirt, beatin his wife as if he was a 16 year old fappin. then id be impressed. then id be in public again. beatin peoples wives. fuckin throwin cans of soup at little kids on their way to school and shit. might even deuce on a sidewalk. that might be it too. if smokey no teef deuced a sidewalk, everyone would spontaneous deucewalk. and the deucewalk would be the new moonwalk. and instead of pedo-creepin. the new king of deuce smokey no teef would just bang sluts. thats way better than michael jackson.


i gotta go. either my cat puked, or my dog died. either way i got dinner.


i now have a strange hankering to go fuckin throw cans of soup at people. like in the backs of the calves and shit. somethin.

fuck hepcat johnny. picture me deucin.

-elginko.


P.S. I dont know if Gink is dead or not again. i imagine he's daywalkin seattle rollin smokies like sausages. if so, he should be jammin with the dude who makes balloons in pikes in 5 hours.


btw whores: why in tarnation are we gettin so many damn hits now? i know no one reads this shit anymo but we get over 200 people a day now?wtf. if your real, leave me a comment, or send me some beer

Flack Funeral

i think lct is officially dead. or was still born? and that shit about the aqua teen terrorist thing is a joke. you're wearing your panties way too tight. Capitalism is all about fake lightbright bombs in boston.