i figured it out.

dear reader/federal prisoners,



Think about it. Emo's are currently 12-25 years old. Rock n Roll burnouts are at least 5-15 years older. When Emo's were butthurt virgins. Rock n Roll burnouts took their first loves away. So Emo's took Rock n Roll Burnouts first love away as well. which happened to be mainstream music that gets chicks. which sucks. cause now everytime i get drunk, all chicks want me to do is wear tight pants and cry. and no chicks are sluts anymore. last time i found a slut, it was just an emo. started cryin, and didnt like all the cigarette smoke in "moms good living room" fuck moms. there was no good livin in that room. just a bunch of me drunk watchin an emo cry because that dude from fall out boy took a picture of his weiner. and it was small. we need smokey no teef's to come back and start beatin their wives again. if i saw a dude with a chew in his lip, a bottle in his hand, and a beef stain on his undershirt, beatin his wife as if he was a 16 year old fappin. then id be impressed. then id be in public again. beatin peoples wives. fuckin throwin cans of soup at little kids on their way to school and shit. might even deuce on a sidewalk. that might be it too. if smokey no teef deuced a sidewalk, everyone would spontaneous deucewalk. and the deucewalk would be the new moonwalk. and instead of pedo-creepin. the new king of deuce smokey no teef would just bang sluts. thats way better than michael jackson.


i gotta go. either my cat puked, or my dog died. either way i got dinner.


i now have a strange hankering to go fuckin throw cans of soup at people. like in the backs of the calves and shit. somethin.

fuck hepcat johnny. picture me deucin.

-elginko.


P.S. I dont know if Gink is dead or not again. i imagine he's daywalkin seattle rollin smokies like sausages. if so, he should be jammin with the dude who makes balloons in pikes in 5 hours.


btw whores: why in tarnation are we gettin so many damn hits now? i know no one reads this shit anymo but we get over 200 people a day now?wtf. if your real, leave me a comment, or send me some beer