1/04/2010
12/30/2009
Twiggies
OBESITY STATISTICS:
- 3 million people in America are obese
- Of those 3 million I for one brush my teeth with bacon grease.
- The United States has approx 12,500 McDonald's Restaurants.
- I have eaten over 12,500 Chicken McNuggets.
- Mississippi is considered the fattest American state.
- I piss high fructose corn syrup into Mississippi River.
- Fat people are harder to kidnap
- I get harder from fat people.
- 34% of Americans agree "that big is beautiful"
- I agree. And so does the 900 Club.
Animal Collective Sucks. you too pabsts...
Total hipster domination. I can't believe you listen to this shit you damned hipsters. I can't believe that you believe I should be listening to this. This is the only collective you should be listening to. I saw these fags at the Sasquatch music festival and let me tell you I haven't seen so many hipster hard-ons since I went to that American Apparel donkey show. Honestly I don't know how many times I've talked to someone about them and they try and justify their greatness by saying their earlier albums are the ones to listen to. Really? That's your best argument? Listening to this shit is like that time I heard your uncle color commentate beastiality tapes like Bill Walton. Wait a second...that could probably win a Grammy. Listening to this shit is like that time I heard those bootleg Leo Sayer acoustic casino performances on repeat remixed to the bpm of a sumo wrestler that has sleep apnea. Wait a second...that could also win a Grammy. I'm at a loss for words. I feel like a hate crime has been committed against me when I think about this whole Animal Collective situation. This hipster shit better end quick like hammer pants. Aaaaand please don't let me get started on you dub-steppers. I can at least tolerate it but you'll soon be on my Hyphy list.
12/29/2009
Citizen Kanye
"Yo Cameron, I'm really happy for you.
I'm gonna let you finish, but Welles had
one of the best movies of all time!"
Latest Heat.
Been listenin' the human league and found out it wasn't 1981 anymore. I think that i'm back do you? I know I keep saying that but...will a bootleg bring it all back?
3/05/2009
If your standing on your head
and reading this god damned abomination upsides down... up next are some photos of current events i've missed in the last 52wks.
sanatorium
Im back?... i don't think this is something you go back too...relapse?
and i loathe life. its taken some time, but its winter, and i hate most of you... all of you, i've broken it down as such:
76.2% of women over the age of 58 need to wear bowling shoes during a marathon on an ice rink. only the top 3 live.
64.5% are prolly a waste of energy....do us all a favor and contribute to the next big bang...early, with a lil bang?!?
666% of people dont drink....well fuck them. satanic fucks.
100% of hangovers are pure bullshit, but they weed out the weak, think about during the coffee cigarette shit ritual every monday.
110% is how much people give, when they take from someone else.
%d is a variable i use a lot to make my life easier...can't help it, im a fuckin nerd, i also dig 8 bit music and graphics, neil young, drinkin beer while talking about unix.
I really do think people should all switch to slax4. we'd have that shit down concrete... i first hit it over a decade ago, and im hooked...fuck compositing.
I've relapsed!
and i loathe life. its taken some time, but its winter, and i hate most of you... all of you, i've broken it down as such:
76.2% of women over the age of 58 need to wear bowling shoes during a marathon on an ice rink. only the top 3 live.
64.5% are prolly a waste of energy....do us all a favor and contribute to the next big bang...early, with a lil bang?!?
666% of people dont drink....well fuck them. satanic fucks.
100% of hangovers are pure bullshit, but they weed out the weak, think about during the coffee cigarette shit ritual every monday.
110% is how much people give, when they take from someone else.
%d is a variable i use a lot to make my life easier...can't help it, im a fuckin nerd, i also dig 8 bit music and graphics, neil young, drinkin beer while talking about unix.
I really do think people should all switch to slax4. we'd have that shit down concrete... i first hit it over a decade ago, and im hooked...fuck compositing.
1/03/2009
12/23/2008
Falling Apart You Are World
Time quotes this new book, "How to Talk to Girls" by saying this:
On relationships: "Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you. Life is hard, move on! Or sometimes it just doesn't work out. I had a crush on a girl in preschool. Then my family had to move, so I had to let her wash out of my mind."
The Author's name is Alec Greven. This dude is 9 years old. Someday like all children he will blossom into a young man and receive many gifts from puberty. He is likely to get an onslaught of acne, height disadvantages, and most of all frequent uncontrollable boners. After this stage of development he's most likely to experiment with drugs. Considering he's probably the most popular guy in school now he's going to get laid if he hasn't already. And if he hasn't? He's going to have to get women the old fashion way and not take the advice of his book and use alcohol and drugs. Alec is inevitably going to become a user. And users don't succeed because users' daddies have taken all the money and spent it on daddies new girlfriend that Lil' Mr. Greven has managed to help him get.
For the times now I would say VH1 should pick up this dude for a new reality show. VH1 has more freaks than Fox. Fox has the greatest news station assembled by man and never falsifies it's news and has comprable sources and could never handle the monstrosity that is Alec Greven.
12/19/2008
Lost Children
Sometimes you have to put baby in a corner so baby can tell you all the glorious things the world has to offer. Don't worry baby I haven't forgotten your milk.
4/24/2008
Fuck you
and you and you and you.
its almost been a month since the last post.
i was in a glass cage of emotion, and i think gink has consumed his weight in hamm's. swine or swill if you will.
bitches.
ill be back, maybe.
-mom.
(dinner's in the fridge, hoe)
its almost been a month since the last post.
i was in a glass cage of emotion, and i think gink has consumed his weight in hamm's. swine or swill if you will.
bitches.
ill be back, maybe.
-mom.
(dinner's in the fridge, hoe)
3/23/2008
Christ iz ded.
history has a habit of legend...
Apparently a self proclaimed king had hung on a cross for seventy-two hours, give or take. during this arduous ordeal, he succumbed to absolution.
Even a Messiah comes to pass. he was placed to rest within common accord of the time. Here is where absolution comes to pass...
Christ was seen, several times, and in several places, by his most devout of followers. And whilst his most fervent of disciples were blessed by his presence; a convert never laid eyes upon our recently risen prophet.
I do not negate the fact that a supposed magical mystic may have cheated death, only for a parlor trick three days later.
Even more-so, I will defend the right of prophets yet to come to strive for the same ends and means.
I believe that many christians do not believe in christ.
How many confirmed christians take time out of their day to listen to the local heretic preaching prophecy?
I would love to understand the difference between the christ-son and a heretic. furthermore, I question the differences in the christ-child and mohammed; or perhaps abraham or buddha. The Quran mentions the words of christ more-so than the very breath of mohammed himself.
finally...What of the word easter itself. for a rose smells like shit if we called it such.
or something or another.
...I digress... The word easter itself, comes from a pagan holiday. I know, blasphemous, to even assume that the same romans who killed pagans for the christ, named the most revered of holidays after heretics. yet it may be the truth from what I glean. Easter may very well be named after the pagan goddess Eastre, whos celebratory month, happened to occur during easter.
For the History buff’s who believe that history is written by winners, lets look at the Romantics. The name of Passover in Greek, is Pascha, which is derived from the hebrew root pesach; which means, passover, which also happens to be a holiday older than easter itself. and finally... the gospel of John speaks of the Jewish elders not entering the house of Pontius Pilate in order that they may eat passover themselves. John the Baptist himself, the very man that baptised the christ child states in the christian bible (in leviticus) that christ died during passover, which would make his resurrection coincide with passover itself.
what this means to me: I dont care if a magical jew makes you happy, or its a giant fluffy rabbit with magical eggs.
be kind
you have little time left, we’ll all be dead in less than a century, except for the fucks too scared to live.
and don’t hold steadfast hold to education, rarely does it make a man wise.
-wm
and for the offended, aim before you shoot, if you want references, drop me a message, and lets have some discourse.
Apparently a self proclaimed king had hung on a cross for seventy-two hours, give or take. during this arduous ordeal, he succumbed to absolution.
Even a Messiah comes to pass. he was placed to rest within common accord of the time. Here is where absolution comes to pass...
Christ was seen, several times, and in several places, by his most devout of followers. And whilst his most fervent of disciples were blessed by his presence; a convert never laid eyes upon our recently risen prophet.
I do not negate the fact that a supposed magical mystic may have cheated death, only for a parlor trick three days later.
Even more-so, I will defend the right of prophets yet to come to strive for the same ends and means.
I believe that many christians do not believe in christ.
How many confirmed christians take time out of their day to listen to the local heretic preaching prophecy?
I would love to understand the difference between the christ-son and a heretic. furthermore, I question the differences in the christ-child and mohammed; or perhaps abraham or buddha. The Quran mentions the words of christ more-so than the very breath of mohammed himself.
finally...What of the word easter itself. for a rose smells like shit if we called it such.
or something or another.
...I digress... The word easter itself, comes from a pagan holiday. I know, blasphemous, to even assume that the same romans who killed pagans for the christ, named the most revered of holidays after heretics. yet it may be the truth from what I glean. Easter may very well be named after the pagan goddess Eastre, whos celebratory month, happened to occur during easter.
For the History buff’s who believe that history is written by winners, lets look at the Romantics. The name of Passover in Greek, is Pascha, which is derived from the hebrew root pesach; which means, passover, which also happens to be a holiday older than easter itself. and finally... the gospel of John speaks of the Jewish elders not entering the house of Pontius Pilate in order that they may eat passover themselves. John the Baptist himself, the very man that baptised the christ child states in the christian bible (in leviticus) that christ died during passover, which would make his resurrection coincide with passover itself.
what this means to me: I dont care if a magical jew makes you happy, or its a giant fluffy rabbit with magical eggs.
be kind
you have little time left, we’ll all be dead in less than a century, except for the fucks too scared to live.
and don’t hold steadfast hold to education, rarely does it make a man wise.
-wm
and for the offended, aim before you shoot, if you want references, drop me a message, and lets have some discourse.
3/04/2008
Buhleedhat Cyrus
I always talk about how I don't forget things but I I've forgotten some of the ginkfist roots. So I posted a Buhleedhat for those who've forgotten and desired to see him. And I haven't forgotten about the ginkoffs that's coming tomorrow.
2/25/2008
Let's all take a bath in the Kentucky waterfall.
The affinity for Will Farrell will never cease to amaze me. The guy is a hack and hasn't made anything decent. I think he'd be better off doing cameo rolls like he used to. Rob Schneider, now that is a guy with talent. He'll make your gut bust faster than your nut from a lap dance handed down to you by Olivia Munn. I've been in a constant struggle lately on which piece of work made by the hands of god I would want to stalk more. Olivia Munn or Avril Lavigne. I know what you're thinking Avril? For some reason I have a major crush on that raccoon looking bitch and it gives me a halfy every time I think about it. It's not the kind of halfy you get when you think about elderly women flapping their bingo wings on treadmills. Or the halfy you get watching their cankles buckle under the weight of child bearing thighs but more like the halfy you get when you see fresh bacon and French toast smothered in that right amount of syrup.
Now that that spy satellite is dead and the mission was successful I'll tell you the real reason they shot it down. It was because the images they sent back to earth were in HD DVD format. Now the Pentagon has to switch everything to Blu-Ray. But that isn't the secret they are keeping because little do you know they still film smoke signals on beta and send those snail mail with an Indian riding an ostrich. Yes that is also what the Internet is. A bunch of subterranean roads with bird riding redskins clogging up the information highway. Anyways...here are some links.
Avril Fakies(NSFW)
Atomic Bomb of the Middle Ages
Racist Filipino Jokes
Let's rip off the game store!
Kentucky Waterfalls
Fuck the what?
Highlander Episode 1
Political Smurf
What's in John McCain's cheeks?
White Wiki
What an asshole really looks like(SFW)
Stop Snitchin' ya lil' bitch!
Ottowa Jail Report
Britnese
Now that that spy satellite is dead and the mission was successful I'll tell you the real reason they shot it down. It was because the images they sent back to earth were in HD DVD format. Now the Pentagon has to switch everything to Blu-Ray. But that isn't the secret they are keeping because little do you know they still film smoke signals on beta and send those snail mail with an Indian riding an ostrich. Yes that is also what the Internet is. A bunch of subterranean roads with bird riding redskins clogging up the information highway. Anyways...here are some links.
Avril Fakies(NSFW)
Atomic Bomb of the Middle Ages
Racist Filipino Jokes
Let's rip off the game store!
Kentucky Waterfalls
Fuck the what?
Highlander Episode 1
Political Smurf
What's in John McCain's cheeks?
White Wiki
What an asshole really looks like(SFW)
Stop Snitchin' ya lil' bitch!
Ottowa Jail Report
Britnese
Liberal Northwest America.
This is a picture I took a couple of days ago on my way down to Seattle. It made me think of what if Lance Armstrong was in Terminator 2.
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