First you open up the xbox 360 by unscrewing the 4 screws in the back of the console using this tool.
7/14/2006
XBox 360 Hacks, How to Mod XBox 360
First you open up the xbox 360 by unscrewing the 4 screws in the back of the console using this tool.
7/13/2006
Greece America 14 year olds daniel radcliffe Paris hilton 6 hotdogs and 8 buns. but only 1 beer
Thats a good title. and apparently thats what makes Ginkfist big. Ever since Irwin(i think thats his link, whatever) got ginkfist.com we got boosted up a little on google because of traffic from links. Now the search results are getting weirder. Yesterday we got "fapped" in google. "grave digger pictures" in google and my personal favorite "Daniel Radcliffes house" in Yahoo!. first off, who the fuck is daniel radcliffe(i googled it, turns out its harry potter) and why are people looking up his house. 2nd off. why the fuck are we writing it? and finally, since when is Ginkfist Notable and reputable, thats the single reason we're not on ginkapedia if i saw a list of sites on Yahoo listing results for Daniel radcliffes house and one was named ginkfist(still have no idea what ginkfist is) I wouldnt take it as reputable. but thank the good lord you guys do. Rock on.
7/12/2006
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7/10/2006
Today wasn't as fucked up as yesterday...but tomorrow is going to be one hellacious venture...I think.
While yesterday marked a win for the 'pizza that doesn't have sauce on it but vegetables and oil country' Italy in the World Cup. Today will be the after party and everything and everyone will have hot Italian sex and role around in tomatoes while the french will slap eachother and fuck kneecaps as punishment. But that wont really be a punishment will it Frenchman? You French think punishment is standing up for Canadians who speak French and then get Frenchfries thrown at your bottoms so you can laugh and say 'Tee hee' in a high pitch Pokemon Squirtle laugh. At least you aren't in Iraq getting your head chopped off because you tried to chop someones head off in a game. Awww the irony of Iraq. Makes me want to cuddle up to Veitnam while I'm fucking Korea in the butthole. Make me a sandwich Korea. Damn bitch you wanna throw missles at me? I'll throw a missle right into your poont. Haha take that...dirty North Korean French bitch.
So today along with the stench of Italian love handles a dude who was a rebel died. That should make someone happy. Because in mourn we always know that someone is laughing on the inside praising the death of this soul. Dudes name was Shamil Basayev. Someone is glad he is dead. He looks like this guy who hangs out with this one Russian dude that always smells like fish and wants to buy coke. Russians are funny aren't they? They can't even afford to hold money that isn't affordable. No wonder they sell all those weapons to people. I wan't an AK-47 goddamnit. Better make it all chrome too so I can flash it around in a Ludacris video or at the Old Folks home where my new second job is at. I'll say, "MOVE IT GRANDMA take one more step with that walker and I'll scare the pacemaker out of your cathedar. You'll be shitting in a bedpan for eternity!" Of course it will be all Tarantino-esque and happen backwards or forwards or with swords or something. Anyway Chechen rebel cheif gets blown up someone is happy. I scare Granny and get the last laugh on a Russian.And somwhere in Manhattan a building exploded. Probably someone trying to make meth but they blame it on gas. Of course gas always gets blamed.
Sometimes i need to shit. alot.
The end of the world is near, repent.
Im dead fucking serious.
This guy, is on myspace. and is divorced and a proud parent. Well im sure we can all figure out the divorced part, probably had something to do with not wearing pink panties on the wedding night. but a proud parent? what in dirty diapers could he be proud of? that is son hates fags and his daughter was voted "Most likely to find fucked up pictures of my dad on myspace." in high school? if for some weird reason you get off to this, or would like to see with your own eyes that im not making this shit up, you can click here
just dont fucking click there and then talk to me about it. im traumatized enough.
Im dead fucking serious.
This guy, is on myspace. and is divorced and a proud parent. Well im sure we can all figure out the divorced part, probably had something to do with not wearing pink panties on the wedding night. but a proud parent? what in dirty diapers could he be proud of? that is son hates fags and his daughter was voted "Most likely to find fucked up pictures of my dad on myspace." in high school? if for some weird reason you get off to this, or would like to see with your own eyes that im not making this shit up, you can click here
just dont fucking click there and then talk to me about it. im traumatized enough.
7/09/2006
7/08/2006
It's been pretty penile lately
I remember growing up and seeing a movie cover and laughing at it everytime. Dick'n'ball jokes(not to be confused with drill'n'bass or drum'n'bass) still kick ass. And when I was younger this Dick'n'ballness humor is what I lived for. And a couple of seconds ago I was reminded of it. So I found a picture of the movie cover.
7/07/2006
Pedo's Caught In Pitts. Linked to Myspace Bulletin and underage midget porn ring.
This man was cited as a leader of a kiddie porn dungeon that just so happened to be a midget porn ring that circulated all over the United States and some parts of Uruguay. He was caught in Pittsburg trying to unleash a pedo-zine and a Myspace bulletin to Jerome Bettis. In the process FBI intel got an anonymous tip from a man only known as "Drini" that he was in the area and was planning a giant LAN party as his target audience. This is the culprit of many molestations and vile acts. This is his mugshot. Remember this horrible face. Along with this man only known to the public as 2inthegink there is another man that Drini cited yet can never be found. An artist's digital rendering has spotted a glimpse of this man that is rarely seen or ever heard. At Ginkfist we have exclusive rights to this picture and would like to be the first to show viewers this computer sketch:
are you all inbred?
Ive been feelin real shitty lately. probably from too much booze and not enough sleep, ive also had to work a bunch which im not used too. plus i drank coffee too which fuckin kicks my ass.
I'm hoping this is the reason you guys are all fucking weirdos:
1. people on myspace are weird, i only use it to find weirdos, and to promote ginkfist.
2. no one reads your myspace blog, or thinks youre bulletins are cute.
3. if the government can look at who you call, and what your bank transactions are, do you really think its a bright idea to google for child porn. We get insane amounts of porn traffic ever since we got our own domain(thanks to Our good buddy Irwin) and we're able to see who clicks on ginkfist lookin for porn.
4. No, chexmix does not cure hangovers, but it was a good idea.
5. people in porn are weird. like really weird. and people who fap to porn are almost as weird. I dont fap to porn anymore, i look at it and laugh (see example below:)
Why would you even do this, wtf.
6. Beer Muscles dont make you tough, your liver does.
7. George W. Bush is a scrotum head.
8. People who post bulletins on myspace to get certain Pedophiles asses kicked are just as fucked up as the bad touch bad guys themselves. call the cops, dont offer money for ass whoopins. Man law states that Ass whoopins are earned, not sold.
9. Stay away from these guys:
I'm hoping this is the reason you guys are all fucking weirdos:
1. people on myspace are weird, i only use it to find weirdos, and to promote ginkfist.
2. no one reads your myspace blog, or thinks youre bulletins are cute.
3. if the government can look at who you call, and what your bank transactions are, do you really think its a bright idea to google for child porn. We get insane amounts of porn traffic ever since we got our own domain(thanks to Our good buddy Irwin) and we're able to see who clicks on ginkfist lookin for porn.
4. No, chexmix does not cure hangovers, but it was a good idea.
5. people in porn are weird. like really weird. and people who fap to porn are almost as weird. I dont fap to porn anymore, i look at it and laugh (see example below:)
Why would you even do this, wtf.
6. Beer Muscles dont make you tough, your liver does.
7. George W. Bush is a scrotum head.
8. People who post bulletins on myspace to get certain Pedophiles asses kicked are just as fucked up as the bad touch bad guys themselves. call the cops, dont offer money for ass whoopins. Man law states that Ass whoopins are earned, not sold.
9. Stay away from these guys:
7/06/2006
Mark of the Yeast
There is something about the celebration of the Devil that amuses me. Actually it makes me want to burn down a 7-11 and hope that all the X-Men comics survive the DC comics and that will become and internet omen that the child of LCF himself is going to be manifested and born through a plastic mold of Jenna Jamesons twat. It's all fiction if you believe in science right? I know the answers, but I'm going to be that kid in class who gets done with everyone first and wont show anyone how to do the math problems because I have a TI-92 and make sweet ass parabolas, straight lines, gay lines, and play dope wars. I guess
Asmodeus, Apollyon, Satan, Natas, Santa Tanas, aanst, tsnaa,atasn, or what ever you want to call him is forever reverent in our minds and bodies. Giving us this feeling of gloom and doom in the room kafucking boom I need poon. Temptation is his fault. I'm tempted to actually buy one of those fuck twats and put one hanging over my crucifix near my bed. Those two will get along just fine. The white side isn't that cool. For marketability's sake the crucifix and the Gideons who've made it to every Motel6 on the planet can represent for the Christies. Yet for the Satan's they've got all these cool little books that tell you how to inside-out yourself and sacred geometrical symbols, fire, pussy, sacrfice, words like sodom and blaspheme are always in every second. No wonder there is a bunch of evil people on the planet. So what do you choose huh? Three mouths of the Satanman chewing on Judas, Cassius and Brutus? Or Jesus the dude who turned water into Kegs of beer at the party last week? Jesus is pretty cool he holds AK's and fights Sunnis.
I know I know...Satan made you look!!!
I know I know...Satan made you look!!!
7/05/2006
Go go john travolta.
On this glorious day, Xenu, L.Ron Hubbard, and Kenneth Lay are all reunited in heaven, or wherever scientologys afterlife is. i think its a cross between a strip joint, a spaceship, and heaven in the biblical sense. you better get em JC
Kenneth Lay. RIP
on a serious note: Kenneth lay of enron fame kicked the bucket and sent his horse ridin with backwards boots today from a heart attack. on a similar note you should read Engineer's blog Liars, Cheaters, and thieves. I think Kenneth Lay falls into each of those three categories, respectively.
USA, USA, USA, Oh wait, what the fuck kind of football is this?
You know Hank williams and john madden aint watchin this shit. Europe sucks. But my moneys on Italy, They have better wines. and no one from France has ever read ginkfist. Fuck them. those frogs can eat a freedom fry. too bad germanys out, i was really rootin for them, cause they have the best wine on the planet, but it goes by the name Bier, or Beer.
Sciencebase.com has now changed its name to Freebase.com
Since Erowid doesn't have enough info on meth, crack and cocaine Sciencebase.com has decided to merge itself with the previous stated drugs in a conglomeration bigger than John Wayne's teeth...are they plastic or are they steel? FREEBASE.COM. Oh man these guys are a fucking riot. The moderator DAVID BRADLEY who studied monkeys and phytoplankton excreetment in the humid jungles of South Antarctica has the master crack funk to take over such a laborious effort to merge science with an addiction that most of us are too ashamed to bring to the public eye. DAVID BRADLEY is not! He is not ashamed because he is the brother of Bradley Nowell and the keyboardist from Smashing Pumpkins who O.D.'d on my favorite cereal: heroin! Shit is tight!
Look I don't have a problem with someone coming up to me and saying,"Hey I don't appreciate you wearing that Nazi propaganda around my grandparents who where at Auschwitz that ain't cool." I'll take my fucking shirt off out of respect for the people in accordance to the ethics of just meaning right. But seriously Rupert Sheldrake pictures linked off of someones sight shouldn't be written all over and used on someone elses sight to put them to shame. I have no shame. But you aren't a free ginker my friend. Especially if it is Rupert Sheldrake. I mean we did link to it who ha! What the fuck does it matter? Its muther fucking morphogenic field Sheldrake.
Oh and I should what was it...go to a more informative or respectable or what ever blog? I'm a huge advocate for science. I really don't like mathmaticians because they make me smell their shit from time to time to see if it still stinks but I respect those Chaologists. I like science. Nanotechnology, relativity, geology, botany all that shit rocks my man. But it can smoke rock at the same time. Kepler smoked rock. Oppenheimer smoked rock. Kip Thorne smoked tons of rock. Freud smoked rock. Medneleev and the alchemests...they smoked rock. So settle down. I said settle the fuck down. Contribute to society leave Sheldrake out of it and be polite about things. Smoke the rock fuck a young child get arrested for it because you will and I will find you because I can smell the stench of it on people and when you bump my shoulder I will pull out a morning star and huck it into the middle of your back causing spinal fluids to leak out of your urethra. Have good day Sciencebase.com/Freebase.com!!!!!
7/03/2006
GinkFist takes over half the globe!
Heres a map portraying in red the countries that has been visited by ginkfist. Go us.
AM does not equal PM
I just woke up from a puke and rally kind of day yesterday, i was sick as shit from the night before that one. I thought i slept all day so i cleaned my house and put the dogs out side and started to call people. Then i saw that it was 5:35 AM, gotdamn clocks should say am or pm even if theyre analog.
7/01/2006
Official Notice.
Its been decided: The word Slut is over and done with. Its time to bring back the hussie. Regardless of terminology, the lady up above is still "gross"
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