are you all inbred?

Ive been feelin real shitty lately. probably from too much booze and not enough sleep, ive also had to work a bunch which im not used too. plus i drank coffee too which fuckin kicks my ass.

I'm hoping this is the reason you guys are all fucking weirdos:
1. people on myspace are weird, i only use it to find weirdos, and to promote ginkfist.
2. no one reads your myspace blog, or thinks youre bulletins are cute.
3. if the government can look at who you call, and what your bank transactions are, do you really think its a bright idea to google for child porn. We get insane amounts of porn traffic ever since we got our own domain(thanks to Our good buddy Irwin) and we're able to see who clicks on ginkfist lookin for porn.
4. No, chexmix does not cure hangovers, but it was a good idea.
5. people in porn are weird. like really weird. and people who fap to porn are almost as weird. I dont fap to porn anymore, i look at it and laugh (see example below:)

Why would you even do this, wtf.
6. Beer Muscles dont make you tough, your liver does.
7. George W. Bush is a scrotum head.
8. People who post bulletins on myspace to get certain Pedophiles asses kicked are just as fucked up as the bad touch bad guys themselves. call the cops, dont offer money for ass whoopins. Man law states that Ass whoopins are earned, not sold.
9. Stay away from these guys: