It's not because I'm totally fucked up right now...if I mispell anything I'll eat your stillborn for atkins.

A train is moving so fast I can hear every individual fart.
I keep hearing these random conversation in the elevator. This is actually a true story, I heard a guy ask another if the fish heads were good and how you cook them. Of course the fish heads are good you fucking retard why would the guy be eating fried gink if he was totally worrying about how they taste. People can be so oppurtunistic at times. They have the oppurtunity to be complacent about their situation and they biff right into the sidewalk. The kind of biff where you are looking out your window at a diamond store and you see and old lady cross the street and she is begging for a curb stomp with the way her jowls sway in the wind. When I write those sentences don't think that I'm not thinking about when I'm old and I start to fuck couches with home made pussies inbetween the cushions. People really are fucked up. Guy came into the bar with gray hair. Got carded didn't have his ID. Too bad for that oldy he isn't a regular. His excuse was I've been cumming here for a week. I've been cumming in this town since I was 8 too fucking bad. Playboy isn't sold in the airport because it is liberal propaganda. The bell rang also...I cheered for Hezbollah and a couple people laughed. Fuck Isreal. Fuck UN. Fuck America. You know why? Because I'm happy I don't have Scuds raining on my house or molotovs thrown through my windows that's why. The whole reason I'm unpatriotic is because I don't have some mutherfucker knocking at my door ready to kill my lifeforce. Yeah that's what I said. I hate this country because I'm not ready to die for it. That bitch drowned her five kids...she should be drowned in a vat of clorox and be fucked to death by that hobo that keeps asking you if she has bagels...but no this is a perfect society let her rot in a mental hospital appointed by our tax money. Good point Howard Zinn let the Native Americans starve for land so my white skin can keep making condos so other white people can have cowboy sex in their living room and not have to be worried if some crack monger is watching. You know he's sticking his finger up his asshole in pleasure. And that pleasure comes from Allah himself. I wrote the Koraan...on a bathroom stall in Queens even though I have never been there. I fucked so many corpses Jeffrey Dahmer would give me a golf clap for my achievements. Pour some hot tar on my toes and beat off in the back of a wagon. I don't care I have a job. I have a limp wrist because I jack off so much from free porn. This is why I hate America because we can do anything we want when we want and have the judicial system back us up for it. I also love it because it keeps me safe at night when I'm baging a blow up doll in the shape of Howard Sterns ex-wife's pussy. Lead me into temptation. If Satan showed himself to you, you would be so happy because you would know that God exists. You would be totally safe in the eyes of eternal damnation. Just tell Satan fuck off I have a pension plan and I plan to take my bones and sell them to black market refugees from India when the world goes to shit and floods itself. All in all I do sleep well at night. Aside from the fact that I know I have to go to work. Boo fucking hoo some would shit on a donkey and make it run 1400 hundred laps to just wipe my ass for a wage. That's why I love America...I can jack off and leave the cum in my boxers and clean it some other day while others are cleaning septic systems in their cum stained underwear not even worrying about how they are going to clean it the next day. That was another India reference. I hate emo. I hate being emotional. Y'know why? It tells me that I'm still breathing. I want a wonder drug that gives me an orgasm every 15 minutes so I don't have to write stupid poems on how dead birds are dying and the flu is making me vomit every ten seconds. I like to play hopscotch. Drink scotch and make fun of Drini because not only does he write mathematical equations and utilizes them on a day to day basis but also that he gets off on doing backflips and telling Scorpios that a prism is a means of realizing the spectrum only acts visible to eye and makes little secret maneuvers in the dimensional rifts we cant see. Fuck infrared fuck ultraviolet and fuck relativity. I poop on myself for a living. I need Einsteins famous equation to tell someone I know what the constant is squared. I roll a D&D dice while perpetuating how cool it is to ascend into the realms of divine consciousness.
I heard that Def Leppard is on tour with Journey. That is pretty cool. I like Blue Oyster Cult because Green Klam Khowder sucks.