The harrowing experience of being born through a butt

When chrome hits your eyes it's not being a witness of flare or bling its a transformation into the underworld.

If you measure the PH of your piss you are likely to find a walrus gene in there somewhere.

Man is not the prime subject of divine creation but the subject of a subject of optimus prime.

Angelina Jolie is farming adopted children to wipe her butt pick her pubes and give Brad Pitt marital advice.

The wind fucking blows.

Take Tae Bo lessons for a year and kick the shit out of your dad. Tell him I told you to forclose on the house and give Richard Simmons a blow job. He will understand.

I heard a man once quote a man by saying, "It takes 20 years to figure out if you like smoking pot." This is now direct quote from Ginkfist told by a guy who quoted another guy. Quote this at least once everytime you smoke pot. Spread the word. Not the herp.

If you do spread herp gun down every victim you spread it to and tell the jury that it was self medicating for both you and your victims. They will in turn give you the gun back and tell you not to piss in the wind.

Start the fuck session. End the fuck session. Run for congress.

Flour, eggs, and I think a lot of meth.

"I'd get peanut cluster on my chin to eat that pussy"-the only other quote from a guy I heard quote this.

Quoth the Ginkfist nevermore.

Dire Straits went on tour to Tokyo. Then when they were in Cinncinatti they fell down a wormhole and ended up in the crowd at their Tokyo concert. Not afraid of the circumstances of dimension rift cancellation disease Mark Knopfler did a duet with Mark Knopfler!

It pains me to say this.

The wisdom of a rock is highly regarded as the soul in a steady state of correction because a rock serves no other purpose than to be where it is. Some say that is bullshit. Yet I'm not making you pay 100,000 dollars to reach my final level of ignorance. FREEWINDS NAKKCERS!

Keyboard Shortcuts are only used by guys who have...ahem...shortcuts!

If you have ever been in a situation where you say, "Owned" you are a faggot.

If you really are a faggot I know a guys number on here that would really like to fuck you. Last name starts with Hole first name starts with Gink.

Do women read ginkfist? I'd have to say at least one. But do they shave there armpits? Whats at the center of a doodyroll plop? Only the Japanese will know.

Burglekutt shmurglekutt. The guy is a fat balding midget.

Buhleedhat.