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It's like an upside down fin.7/21/2006
Emo is still breathing
I took this emo bitch down because she auto started. I can't seem to figure out how to make it stop doing that. I even sent autostart to false...whatever fuck that bitch she doesn't deserve to talk about the dead birds anymore.
7/20/2006
7/19/2006
Kendall is a guy I know of and seen and we call him Batman...he can walk on his hands y'know.
Sometimes you train your mouth to say things like please and thank you. Other times your mouth says things like what the fuck and holy shit, right now I'm sure your mouth is saying,"If I farted in her panties while she was rounding up the hogs for some party time I could suck the whiskey straight from her green teeth and blow the corpse of Christopher Reeves!
Where have all the Cowboys gone? X marks the spot. White after labor day. Or just plain homogay? All of the above. If these guys think that washboard stomachs get you into heaven they are right but you cant be fag. So go to hell with your Don Johnson whites and leave your money behind so I can blow it on taking a tour of a McDonalds paper cup factory in Taiwan.
According to Greek mythos there were 12 Titans to begin with. They had much love in their genitals so they birthed more Titans. The Titans were associated with things that were very recognizable to humans like the Earth, the Stars, Heavens, Time. Eventually the Titans were overthrown by the Twelve olympians Led Zepplin by Zeus the Duece himself. Big ass war happened. This is a rare photo of one of the epic struggles between Titan and Olympian. Niggapedes has Ptwatomy in a full clit lock. Brutal brutal image.
This muslim has cleaved his head in the name of Allah. If that doesn't make you a player in the eyes of ICE T I don't know what the fuck you can do to get laid by chicks. Oh yeah kill yourself because there is something precious in the afterlife. Nothing like pussy to make you want to kill yourself huh?
11-3-04
someones weed stash from Juneau...they must be cryin right now because they could have played a lot of galaga with that money. get some hookers and sega genesis too.7/18/2006
damnit.
my post kicks ass.
Pt. 2 of this post a half hour later, i kicked ass and got the image up.
sorry its so damn big though
Pt. 2 of this post a half hour later, i kicked ass and got the image up.
sorry its so damn big though
Tell me what the fuck is going on !
There is cartoon pubes in my teet.doesn't this guy look like someone you know?
he is standing right behind Ginkhole
Talkin' Shit
Statistic shows that 83% of people talk more shit about other people than give them praise. People love talking shit this isn't something you don't know already. I talk shit about everyone I know. That is a sign of good friendship. If I don't talk shit about you that means I don't like you. You have to respect someone to talk shit about them. That's just talking shit. Now 99.9% of people talk smack. They smoke it too! But talk smack about people they like and don't like. Now this isn't a sign of respect this is a sign of truth. The truth is we all suck, we all look at porn and we all finger out our buttholes. If you are in the rare category of not doing that then you are the really fucked up part of life. Because you are straight edge. You will live life not fucking anything up and being perfect. Probably for God. I want God to know that I am not perfect and I can't worship everything he says. I give him signs that I exist why doesn't he? I talk so much smack I started to go to rehab for it and then I talked smack about rehab. You don't need to know who I talk smack about. For instance this midget holding up a fully grown man. What a fucking asshole. He has this pussy eating mustache and he cant even fuck up a midget with tree-trunk legs? Born loser. That midget is wearing a diaper too. Face the music shitheads you talk so much smack I can jack off with the residue it leaves behind then use the leftovers as lube to fuck the Whitehouse harder then it fucks itself. White Power!
Israeli Nukes
- Israel is a nuclear country.
- Hezbollah is "god's army"
- Science vs. religion is fun to watch.
- i think i would vote science on this one.
ADD GINKFIST TO YOUR MYSPACE!thats right amurrica. the folks that brought you buhleedhat and chronic nightmares of Bea Arthur has officially jumped into the world of young teens and people with penis pic's. Nowhere else in the world is more suited for the fisting of gink: People give us all the ammunition to get ginkfisted. Such as our buddy Norman:
Now i have no clinical background, but i've worked at Pel minus. and id bet 50-1 that our buddy Norman here has some sort of developmental disability. I bet he's highly intelligent, only has self confidence when telling people how specific tasks are done and is only comfortable in his home where he keeps the shades drawn shut. When i walk past the Glory hole or the triangle club, i get the feeling that mugs and crazies are all about, kinda like how you can tell a tv is on because of faint white noise, even on mute. Norman just myspaced me that feeling.
7/17/2006
BuhleedhatBank Kings.
Buhleedhat, Dong King, Mike Tyson, and Beetle juice opened up the 1st national BuhleedhatBank Kings Loan office today. Over at BBkings loan office, you actually dont get to borrow money, They borrow it from you, and if you cant pay, bad bad things happen to your ears and ankles.
The harrowing experience of being born through a butt
When chrome hits your eyes it's not being a witness of flare or bling its a transformation into the underworld.
If you measure the PH of your piss you are likely to find a walrus gene in there somewhere.
Man is not the prime subject of divine creation but the subject of a subject of optimus prime.
Angelina Jolie is farming adopted children to wipe her butt pick her pubes and give Brad Pitt marital advice.
The wind fucking blows.
Take Tae Bo lessons for a year and kick the shit out of your dad. Tell him I told you to forclose on the house and give Richard Simmons a blow job. He will understand.
I heard a man once quote a man by saying, "It takes 20 years to figure out if you like smoking pot." This is now direct quote from Ginkfist told by a guy who quoted another guy. Quote this at least once everytime you smoke pot. Spread the word. Not the herp.
If you do spread herp gun down every victim you spread it to and tell the jury that it was self medicating for both you and your victims. They will in turn give you the gun back and tell you not to piss in the wind.
Start the fuck session. End the fuck session. Run for congress.
Flour, eggs, and I think a lot of meth.
"I'd get peanut cluster on my chin to eat that pussy"-the only other quote from a guy I heard quote this.
Quoth the Ginkfist nevermore.
Dire Straits went on tour to Tokyo. Then when they were in Cinncinatti they fell down a wormhole and ended up in the crowd at their Tokyo concert. Not afraid of the circumstances of dimension rift cancellation disease Mark Knopfler did a duet with Mark Knopfler!
It pains me to say this.
The wisdom of a rock is highly regarded as the soul in a steady state of correction because a rock serves no other purpose than to be where it is. Some say that is bullshit. Yet I'm not making you pay 100,000 dollars to reach my final level of ignorance. FREEWINDS NAKKCERS!
Keyboard Shortcuts are only used by guys who have...ahem...shortcuts!
If you have ever been in a situation where you say, "Owned" you are a faggot.
If you really are a faggot I know a guys number on here that would really like to fuck you. Last name starts with Hole first name starts with Gink.
Do women read ginkfist? I'd have to say at least one. But do they shave there armpits? Whats at the center of a doodyroll plop? Only the Japanese will know.
Burglekutt shmurglekutt. The guy is a fat balding midget.
Buhleedhat.
If you measure the PH of your piss you are likely to find a walrus gene in there somewhere.
Man is not the prime subject of divine creation but the subject of a subject of optimus prime.
Angelina Jolie is farming adopted children to wipe her butt pick her pubes and give Brad Pitt marital advice.
The wind fucking blows.
Take Tae Bo lessons for a year and kick the shit out of your dad. Tell him I told you to forclose on the house and give Richard Simmons a blow job. He will understand.
I heard a man once quote a man by saying, "It takes 20 years to figure out if you like smoking pot." This is now direct quote from Ginkfist told by a guy who quoted another guy. Quote this at least once everytime you smoke pot. Spread the word. Not the herp.
If you do spread herp gun down every victim you spread it to and tell the jury that it was self medicating for both you and your victims. They will in turn give you the gun back and tell you not to piss in the wind.
Start the fuck session. End the fuck session. Run for congress.
Flour, eggs, and I think a lot of meth.
"I'd get peanut cluster on my chin to eat that pussy"-the only other quote from a guy I heard quote this.
Quoth the Ginkfist nevermore.
Dire Straits went on tour to Tokyo. Then when they were in Cinncinatti they fell down a wormhole and ended up in the crowd at their Tokyo concert. Not afraid of the circumstances of dimension rift cancellation disease Mark Knopfler did a duet with Mark Knopfler!
It pains me to say this.
The wisdom of a rock is highly regarded as the soul in a steady state of correction because a rock serves no other purpose than to be where it is. Some say that is bullshit. Yet I'm not making you pay 100,000 dollars to reach my final level of ignorance. FREEWINDS NAKKCERS!
Keyboard Shortcuts are only used by guys who have...ahem...shortcuts!
If you have ever been in a situation where you say, "Owned" you are a faggot.
If you really are a faggot I know a guys number on here that would really like to fuck you. Last name starts with Hole first name starts with Gink.
Do women read ginkfist? I'd have to say at least one. But do they shave there armpits? Whats at the center of a doodyroll plop? Only the Japanese will know.
Burglekutt shmurglekutt. The guy is a fat balding midget.
Buhleedhat.
7/16/2006
Various Stages of Louis Wain's work, and monday night raw, whatever.
my image folder for ginkfist is over 100mb, and im still not sure what the raw poster is doin up
now you know this man done messed up. this is what happens when your wife kicks the big one, and you live in a house with a bunch of crazy chicks.
and this is what happens when you finally listen to 10,000 days backwards and fucking totally lose it.
Louis Wain sure had it nuts.
now you know this man done messed up. this is what happens when your wife kicks the big one, and you live in a house with a bunch of crazy chicks.
and this is what happens when you finally listen to 10,000 days backwards and fucking totally lose it.
Louis Wain sure had it nuts.
Hotchocolate and black bush? Buhleedhat, can you BUHLEEDHAT?
this technically does not constitute usage of Gross boob face, because both nipples are covered, and Buhleedhat is our gink of the week and therefore makes everything much mo betta.
7/15/2006
uppers downers imbetweeners and drag queeners.
So i had a cocktail of assorted chemicals sneak into my system last night(got slipped one hell of a mickey) and woke up at 9pm today, apparently i was awake for a little bit earlier but didnt say anything. all i remember is killing off the last of the pink lemonade koolaid.
7/14/2006
Celeb News of the Gink...something a lot more interesting than a bunch of dune coons killing eachother on the front pages of BBC. And some ammo.
In recent news I regret to inform you that within the confines of the universe RIGHT SAID FRED has taken over a small uninhabitable planet in the Alpha sector of the Andromeda Galaxy. It is true. Since 1991 they have been using quantum faster than light speed radio frequency alien-italian technology handed down to them from Don Corleone in a fist fight. In using this technology the have battled highly advance lifeforms that dwell in dark matter regions of the Andromeda galaxy. Right Said Fred is considered the first to mark high treason against Armadas pwned by OMC and LFO. In doing so they rightfully took a telekentic-psyonic diamond floating in the minds of MTV viewers and hurled it into one of the stars depleting the Armadas down to just 4 ships. These ships placed strategically into a perfect rectangle created a wormhole to Southern California so they could clone Tooky Williams in time before he died. Crips and Bloods now own 5 of the 47 territories designed to create organic and wealthy peace between alien races. In that effect the five territories will now spread gang violence to alien youth through albums tapes laserdisc dvd's and music videos. Right Said Fred is now leading an alliance against the common useage of gang war with homo/hobo war. A great combination if you know what I mean.
In other news that is less important as Right Said Fred being out galactic ambassadors of truth and justice I found a picture of Drini floating around the internet. Took me about 30 minutes but I found it. It kind of looks like good ammo but you never know. I can picture a penis or something phallic from El Ginko Balboa(formally 2inthegink). In some ways I think Drini is a hurting soul. Look at that guy. Too much beard for one man. I'm sure he gets Sasquatch bitches on the dime. He is going bald and he reminds me of Eric Bana. Like at anymoment he will bust open his gut and become the Incredible Bulge. Anyways...I don't like that he doesn't like Ginkfist. I'm sure a lot of people down like ginkfist and I'm fine with that. But I don't like Drini because he didn't want us on Wikipedia. WIKIPEDIANS SHOULD BE ALLOWED ACCESS TO ONE OF THE GREATiST AND SHITTY BLOGS KNOWN TO MAN/POODLEKIND.
Sleep with the fishes.
Eat out bitches.
Suck on my knees.
And lets all have poopy britches.
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