Alas the corpses look like Paris Hilton and Freddy Mercury.

This man does not have a gatorade mullet but he is the CHINESE COLONEL SANDERS! He brings chicken to communism. That little red book they're carrying around over there is actually chicken recipes to enhance the Chinese cuisine. This man is the ambassador of bringing out the old cat/dog regime and stuffing in the new army of chicken consuming champions. Like these guys:
I'm so proud to be white!
aren't you?

I like that picture because you can't be too proud of the beer that you drink. It describes your whole persona and gives everyone a reason to hate you. You can't hate someone just because they drink water everyone drinks water. Unless it's flavored Aquafina that gives you preformance enhancing drugs and then they say,"Mr. Merriman you are hopped up on Tongan steroids you must not play football for a little while." Speaking of beer...our favorite black man that's not Buhleedhat but a suave space man named BILLY DEE WILLIAMS endorses one of our favorite beers. Just to remind you this isn't any photoshop trickery either this is the real deeely yo.

I'm so sure right? If I had Colt 45 I'd be looking down the tunnel of the nice belly of a Tundra Wookie and Maury serving me a contract to appear on his show to see if I was the father of an Ewok Downey Jr. that does backflips for William Shatner on FOX. Another man I am also proud of endorsing Colt 45 is my homey Rogers!

Aren't you glad to be my homey?

Rocky 6 on acid

Life through lenses.

bitter black
coffee in the snow.
spinning.

Bush goes to vietnam to talk about iraq.

brilliant. lets just go to the last place that we unjustly invaded under the guise of stopping oppresion, and tell them how we're unjustly invading someone else under the guise of stopping oppression. I give a shit about politics, somewhat. but im not gunna preach. he could be an idiot. but if so, then hes the idiot whos twice elected in the worlds "most powerful nation" most powerful means: "Hates gays,jews, and any other minorities. unless youre from texas and really fuckin rich, dont talk to me." i wish i was most powerful sometimes, but im a damn democrat, we get vneck sweaters and paid half as much as republicans.



Drini, do you know Java?

Ginkfist never forgets.

I think this image was made in the beginning of june, maybe late may. not too sure. but it was before we had any hi res pics of the drin. as for new drini posts. my computer wont allow it, i think its pullin a hal outta my kubrick. i kept tryin to make drini maul or drinibacca, and my computer would hang whenever i got the cutouts correctly done. one time i didnt a print screen and got this lil gem though. i wasnt done editing it yet, but you get the damn gist.

My first ep, soon....

Mad to be saved.

and on the seventh day he rested...

These words mark the beginning of the 700th post. today is the 318th day of the year. if we had started the fist on the 1st of january, we would have delivered you guys at least two posts a day. we started sometime in late jan. I dont know what i get out of ginkfist, perhaps satisfaction that a selective group of miscreants occasionally peruse it and peridocally comment on it. perhaps i enjoy the fact that drini reads the fist occasionally. i dont know if i've changed in the last 11months. i dont know if i was supposed to, or if ginkfist would have served as a catalyst for it. I still smoke, still drink, still can't afford to eat out twice a month or pay for anything above the occasional high life at the bar. no kids, nor marriage. i think i may be a bit happier since the fist started, but thats because me and gink were drinkin more than ginkhole ever has when this shit started. My job sucks and i havent been laid in three months. i dont know if there is a god, or if he was there before the fist.

Respiration is controlled by the autonomous nerve system. located in the brain stem. I have a brain tumor on my brain stem, maybe thats why the simple act of breathing is pretty fucking tough sometimes, for everyone. one of my family friends got diagnosed with cancer yesterday, and i'm afraid we may soon lose another one to cancer. i dont know if this means life sucks, i dont think it does. life is shit, but it doesnt suck, if it sucked, you wouldnt be able to drink beer. think about it.


elginko.
sorryforgettingallhepcatjohnny on you guys, hes a real fag.



p.s. this is just the beginning. as things perpetually are. we will deliver 700 more gems in due time. buhleedhat.

This just in: breaking news of the gink

The fisting of gink is goin through a minor facelift, and a booblift, and a handjob.what do you think of that?

WHAT WOULD YOUR DEAD MOTHER SAY?

She brang a yoga mat.

fuck ya football.

Dating service!

Want to find the person that loves you and you don't know it yet and neither do they?

It's a soulmate calculator.
www.Equallyyokeked.com

What the fuck is a soulmate anyways? There are things now that I used to understand but I really don't have a clue as to what they are. Befriended by confusion rocks. "Must be the one who's magic touch can change your mind don't let another day go by without the magic touch," is what Neil Young says. What the fuck does that mean? I honestly don't understand how people stay tofind a homeless woman I can wed and tell her that I'm just as broke as she is but if we have love we won't need anything else.gether for 49 years. One could say well you haven't been with someone 49 years so thereis no reason you could understand. What if I want to understand? And what If I want that supreme Voltron toy to be under the Christmas tree. Oh wait I'm Muslim and then Daddy says,"Tuff luck player." I guess if I wanted to understand it I would have been wearing black rimmed glasses whored a man purse blah blah blah ages ago. It's not like I can syphon an answer from anyone I know. I'll just suck the poison out of my own leg get drunk off of it and Then 49 years later I can go back in time because the Nintendo Wii will have evolved from its primal state from the year 2006 into a technobiological masterpiece of logic and reason and assumption. It will teleport me to the present day which is when ever you end up reading this and I can tell everyone about how the fuck princess is just a girl sitting at the end of the packed bar making eyes at the guy behind you but you think it's you and you go over there and she pours beer on your priapism. It's a cold bitter beer world and it runs all over your dick. It soakes it with a saturated lifestyle and will leave that morning breath and raunchy oder of donkey leper sex for the next guy to roll in like a dog does with dead salmon. Because someones dead salmon, is always waiting for someone else to roll in it. This is what monks figured out. And that's why they have sex with little boys. And no I'm not telling you to go buy some subwoofers and have your little brother sit on them and you end up taking the woofers place some day. You people I swear. I guess that's why you are here. Waiting to fap to my broken boarder jumping english.

Pamela Anderson will give you Tiki Man scabies.

A venus flytrap is better than a fleshlight.

Wisdom is an old man who drinks snake venom.

Right now I'm laughing at,"Pam Anderson will give you Tiki Man scabies."
Say it in your head. Then think of it as a delta-blues song.
If I had a mutant power it would be able to smoke cigarettes and not get cancer from it. Quitting is a bitch. It's like I'm on the rag. I'm trying to do like...one day no smoking and one day a cig or two. For now. I need to get used to not having one. But maybe looking forward to the one the next day is enabling-bling me.

This guy is rad.

Don't lie to yourself. You know you want to be him. My purpose is to evoke the self hatred in you.

Don't you want him as your soulmate?
Or that Tickle-Me-Elmo?




I may not know what a soulmate is...but I do know how to get one.

Ginkwars hath been declared

All I have to say is: "what the fuck...."

What up Homey?

Driving the nail in Democrates in Alaska since the Mormans took over Utah.

Sorry Knowles(your daughter is hot)...better luck next time. You could only win if there were more hippies in Anchorage. Too bad it's all gangsters, Inuits and rich white supremists. And only rich white supremists care about voting. Yeah I said it.

The man who shot the man who shot Kennedy.

hell yes britney

Im gun hit it.

britney spears and kfed are gettin a divorce, YOUS MINES BRITNEYS

hell yes iraqnroll

keep on truckin.

fuck, almost 700 posts. if we start doin meth we could hit 1000 by new years.

Drini, You should recommend an edit on the medal of honor wiki Here, it says at the top that the coast guard medal of honor hasn't been awarded. but, according to Douglas Albert Munro's Medal of honor Citation located on the uscg's .mil server he received a medal that looked something like this if at the MoH wiki its just stating that no one has received the one that was designed after signalman munro's assignment of the medal, it should be cleaned up, and ginkfist still doesn't have a rock n roll related stub. we got aunt gertrude and shit.

What it really takes to be a man.

Tony knowles is running for governor of this state.
he said this on one of his commercials:

"it takes love and hard work to make a family"

i thought it took whiskey and sex.

perhaps were both right.

Jesus, dont cry.

You were right about the stars, each one is a setting sun.

its winter time in alaska.
i dont sleep correctly.
it was repent time on television.
the church of technicolor.
i turned on and tuned out,
the lady yelling.
"YOU DONT KNOW JESUS CHRIST."
"HOW YOU A SPECT TO GON GIT TO HEAVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW CHRIST?"

christ lady, i dont know.

i laughed, rolled over and passed out.

The monkey has lost it's way

Inird

I've won.

Thanks drini.


P.S. Thelonious is my favorite jazz musician as well

Chainlink Fence

Someone who is more hung that Saddam.

Alaskan Bears that don't die...what a pudwhacker.

The proof that The English fap more than any other country.

Jap's find out that Dolphins used to have legs 50 years after I figure it out.

Uncle don't have teeth! Blend his McDonald's for him!

Music that doesn't mean much but you'll check it out anyway because its underground and tell everyone to like it while you move on to bigger and better things just to be one step ahead of the fad.

Priests know about the happy ending!

the man.

McSaddamald's is kosher

Steven Lynch Mob

Strangers in the night

I did not photoshop this.

Talkin shit to the cab driver rocks

Boots and circles.

are the shapes of mcdonalds chicken mcnuggets.
sometimes you get boot circles, which vaguely resembles a paralellogram.
and the rarest of all is the lousiana, or as i call it

SUPERBOOT

das boot fasho youngin, holla black strait off the mutha fuckin chain

The Fine Print

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

Happy Halloween

nevermind, blogger sucks.

thoughts on the election.

Dont vote, its a farce of the educated.
Clam chowder does cure hangovers.
yet induces acid reflux.



I dont think people should vote, unless i run. i've never met any presidential candidate. if i had, the first question is why, the 2nd is boxers or briefs, and the third is have you ever smoked weed, and if you had would you get a blowjob in the oval office.


dont deny it.

ill post some images one day.

Rehash Rehash

It was a fleeting moment that separated us from the social struggle. An army of streetlights careened into the pressures of having to guide the way before someone realized they stepped in front of themselves. It's common blitz for a stand-in candle along technologies outpost. It has the way of surmounting the previous antique before the elder believes it is obsolete. What a glorious epiphany when all you have going for you is what you had going for you. They pay no retirement because you didn't start at a young age understanding the future disposition laid before you. Who writes that kind of blueprint for humanity and technology alike? A guess it’s the thought is laden with the impermissible idea that it should be there all along. A hereditary trait if the model before you was smart enough to pick up on the stench of changing times. Is that what makes people feel useless? The disregard of the fact until it's too late and you end up on a tobacco advertisement brandishing the swollen face and the yellow teeth? It's always too late to pick up on the biggest littlest signs right in front of you. We like to step forward even though there is literal shit to step on and in front of. It is a psycho patriotic trait dug up from the fathers our past bestowed upon us. Oooorrr....is it a fallacy we tell ourselves because we are tired of blaming someone else other than ourselves? It's always both. You can't live in a dualistic society and expect the blame to be on a singularity; of course it's not that simple. If it was I would have been Euclid again or Einstein making enigmatic claims on humanity. If that were the case then you would be Gandhi and Kennedy but not a martyr not yet a woman and a slut virgin collecting aluminum foil robots to show Guinness book of world records that you do mean squat when most of us think you don't. I mean what is one ant when you step on it? What is one human when you shoot them in the face because Loki told you too? The divine power always tells you the truth no matter all the lies you can conceive. The justice is in the action before you rectify it to be the truth. In most instances it doesn't need to be because judgment is based on the emotion for the course of action and that emotion in its precise moment of existence is thought to be the path. There is no denying the path or the way except when the jury doesn't have the same idea. Then you’re fucked and you shank your inmate because he got Girl Scout Samoas and you didn't of course there is a perpetual cyclic problem and there always will be. I'm not saying I even know what I'm talking about because I know it sounds like I don't and I say that I do. If a biscuit were a banana I would know how to fit the round peg into the square hole. And that in fact I do know how to do. Give me sand paper or give me death. I choose liberty from a low bandwidth. I couldn’t live without internet telling me that TV is bad. Hmm...do I smell a fart in someone’s liberal ideals? That's why I'm a republican because the villain always has a reason to fuck up. If someone is evil they have an out. If someone is a hero and they fuck up they are done. They are a farce and no one cares if their red underwear is over their blue spandex because they are homo-gay and making a fool of themselves. A villain can rehabilitate their loss and misfortune to an autobiography leading the celebrity to follow them like sheep. That is the irony of villainy. That's why I'm a Sith lord and dildo sentient beings with a plasma phallus. It rocks more than being Atreyu and doing Bon Jovi rip off covers, but I realize I already mentioned doing covers like three minutes ago and that makes me a doooshbaaag. (That's how I spell it when I mighty morph into a sheep and wait for Jarvis to show me the ol' in and out eh!)

A link to my sink while I find the gink has turned pink

Tetra Vaal's holdin down the third world country block.

Animal crackers V.S. black hole.

X-Box shoe allows you to do a 360 from any point in time.

I'd like 2 dub cheese burgers and a large coke and how do I say that in Tlingit?

Shaq's got his hand in some kiddie porn.

RAMBO IV movie update!

Save the cheerleader save the world? Fag.

One crazy blitch!

Memoirs of a slut...BONG!

Wanna be a drunk fucknut like Jackson Pollock?

Welcome home loser!

Bayer doubles prescence in China...because they squint so hard they get headaches?

Wanna freeze a million tadpoles online?

xxx-play got me fappin to my new favorite host on my new favorite TV show.

I thought the only thing interesting in Mexico was dystentary!

Our founding father

The scurrilous nature of men I don't ever want to know

You may ask yourself over and over what compells one to do such things. What causes the nature of males to squeeze their nipples. One might say it's the lack of attention. Clearly homo erectus in the background is attentive enough by covering a hardon with his blanket. And others may deduce that the simple yet unknown powers of black rimmed glasses could delineate any sense of right action. Here is a prime example of one...or two that are so comfortable to take such an atrocity of a picture they don't care that a free ginker is going to say what I'm about to say about the both of them. If I ever so much as come in the proximity of either of these two children I will do something to them that Jarvis down the street wouldn't do to a farm animal. I'd skull fuck the brain matter into oblivion so that it reaches beyond quantum computation and materializes into an enormous asteroid bound for Earth. A big giant one that would destroy all of human life except for small rodents so something else can evolve into the super species and take another picture of itself twisting tittie and another life form can thus skull fuck beyond the beyond.


Y'know some men can be noble and admirable. Take Ulysses Grant for example. Bad ass war hero turned president probably would drink 211 if he had the chance and punch a donkey right in the back of the head inventing the donkey punch. Then other guys well...fuck let me be the first hetero guy to say that it's alright to be homo. You were born homo you always will be homo and you might find a liberal enough place somewhere in Canada where you can pour gravy on your french fries and get married. I WILL SAY IT IS NOT ALRIGHT to be HETERO and pretend to be GAY. The whole METRO thing isn't working for me. The only METRO I RIDE IS A BUS. Let's have it stay that way.

ABBY'S DAD ROCKS!!!....i got drunk with him once.

Crazy europeans.

First, read this
Then, this to understand its about euro crafitness.
Finally


el ginko.

Greatest thing ive ever seen

What doodoo stain are you standin to?

What the hell were ya doin to the dog to make him make that noise

Silverback soap on a rope.
why kids smoke dope.

Why i quit posting.

I was busy working. which is a lie cause my jobs suck.

My bumper sticker

thats on your mom's cheeks.


Dear astral-aliens,
we all gotta go some time, ausse aussie aussie oy oy oy

El Ginko hasn't been posting

es gibt keine Wahrscheinlichkeiten..., das sie durch die vorhergehenden Erzeugungen gekauft worden sind.

So konkret wie der Boden kann mich erhalten anstarren noch entlang es. Selbstverständlich ist es viel interessanter als der Himmel. Alles, das Blau in unserem Verstand und in ihm fabriziert wird, ist Auge. Es besteht nur zu denen, die es studieren. Das ist, warum der Beton soviel wichtiger ist. Wir werden durch Schwerkraft geerdet, also werden wir gezwungen, seine Topographie zu studieren. Zu mir seinem mehr als gerade eine Zwangsgewohnheit oder mehr als Zigarettenkippen und schwarze Gummi thats an getreten durch Million Sohlen. Er ist viel mehr als ein fractal, zwischen den tiefen 1-Millimeter-Abgründen wiederholend. Schwimmen in die Penrose Tilings wird er viel mehr, als alle Kompliziertheiten überhaupt durch eine Gottheit oder einen Gott concieved, die überhaupt bekannt sind. Der Gedanke Prozeß des Anstarrens entlang des Betons entwickelte soviel, daß er nicht sogar bis 1 addiert. ErIST leer. Gerecht wie das Anstarren am Himmel... aber die Verwirklichung er hat durch jedes Verteilerrohr entwickelt. Obgleich es nicht sogar wichtig ist, was Sie herauf ungefähr denken beenden, weil Sie keinen Zustand haben. Steuerung der Beschaffenheit oder der Konzentration. Es ist ein fehlerhafter halluzinogenischer Zustand, dem die nüchterne Wirklichkeit zu concieve von den grösseren Momenten über den hinaus, die wir vor dargestellt haben, der würde bilden alles verwendet, das dieses wichtig vorangeht. Stürzen die Natur verdauten wir Jahre, bevor nicht mechanisch um, aber das Gefühl danach wie ein automatischer Zustand glaubt. Wir fangen dematerialize an. Wir sind ashen Körper. Wir glauben nur Schuld. Und Affesuppen.

Unfortunately I'm not pictured in this picture

That looks like Thom York next to the ghoulish retard. Or Kate Blanchett.