Ginkfist.

6/06/2007

Ginkoff Semis

Cast your votes!!!
Surprisingly enough I did get a lot of emails and your comments helped and these were the majority votes. I had to throw meegosh in there because i fucked up on the V.S. part. I figure since I made the ginkoffs i could throw in anyone i wanted. Trust me on this one though there wont be any hijinx like having slushpuppy be the winner.

5/23/2007

Your buttcheeks.

seriously. your buttcheeks are the coolest thing ever.
my computer isnt. its still broken, maybe on friday ill buy more ram and fix it.
unless i spend it all on booze again.
or no legged prostitutes

( G )
/-F-\
|_;_|

5/20/2007

Would be cool if it worked

I don't know how many Ginkers really read this but if they want to vote for who wins the ginkoffs each round drop a comment or email me at dahghda@gmail.com.

If it doesn't work out i'm just going to let will hung win everytime.

you might win a prize.

might.

Ginkoffs May-June...back after they found El Ginko face down in doo dooreah

Acadamy award nominee.

Just when you thought it was safe.

Hell yeah baby.

Daling eyed bitch goes to the clink...clubs free of air-born herpes for two weeks.

Personally I don't care about Paris Hilton. She can play in a hospital dumpster and have a nice fuck session with everyone in Hollywood so there would be some good ol' ethnic cleansing. Do you know this bitches face is ruining all the trees? Not to mention Celeb blogs are having a field day. Post something better. Like a thousand jpegs of P. Shore in mesh. As a matter of fact El Ginko needs to post something better because he's pulling a massive Ginkhole on society. I can carry this bitch on my back but my back has boils on it.
Paris Hilton's cooter is the face of a Minotaur.
suck me pete wentz.

Some Marvin Gaye and they play.

This just in: Pete Wentz not my hero...is cockmaster

Chances that Pete Wentz is a homo: 100%

Chances that P. Dub likes lil boys: 99.98%

Chances that P.D. will suck me: 32%
(I don't wear a cock sheath)

With sheath percentages: 1000%

Chances Pete Wentz would fuck Elton John in a bath house orgy: 100%

Chances P. Wentz makes love to a pillow: 85%

Chances ol' Wentzy needs to be hard to eat breakfast: 79%

Chances Pee Went Went wets the bed: 100%

Chances Wete Pentz writes Gallaghers name in his pubes: 100%

Chances Pete Wentz plays pin the tale on the donkey: 0%

Alone and crying: 100%

5/14/2007

Kara not okay.

I think i might be back.
my computer sucked, and got quantum on me because its xp, and well vista is out.
so now im rollin with some linux, got me a dubquap of penguin.
im downloadin gimp now so hopefully i can do some shitty illustrations.
to show you what ive been seeing in my time off.
its not pretty.

5/13/2007

And then Maury says, "You are not the father!"

5/07/2007

Don't be afraid. He just misunderstands that he is misunderstood.

5/04/2007

Sharing the mind of the Uber-fag

If there is uno thing that I hate and I don't hate just uno thing it's Carlos Mencia. No people that doesn't mean I hate Latinos it means that I just simply hate this wetback donkey riding orange selling lowriding tequila swilling cock sucking faggot more and more everyday. I'm starting the Campaign to Deport Carlos Mencia to Canada or the C.D.C.M.C. This fruit basket replaced the Chappelle show after Dave went all batshit in South Afrikaa and now his face is plastered all over Comedy Central. Don't think I'm a Colbert sympathizer either. That guy is about as gay as Imus. Carlos Mencia is not funny. Not at all. I LOOK AT HIM AND PISS RAZOR BLADES. Little tiny razor blades that make beautiful spirals down my urethra and clink when it hits the porcelain or the face of my Uncle. You get what I'm saying homes? He's not even original. His latin flavor of comedy just bores the shit out of me. If you are a comedian don't talk about your race because it isn't funny anymore. Everyone gets it because everyone is racist. Why did the Latino cross the road? To get to America. Point over. Move on. God how I wish it was over.

I'll own you in a game of Dominos.

Dust in the windrow

Where did our Aussie stalker go?
If anyone knows please give me a hummer.

Freedom of speech rocks...yes that would be crack rocks.

5/03/2007

No words. Just look.

I just like saying it.

I still hate but I won't penetrate I love Destro.

I hate this guy

Bullet Bill strikes again.

4/21/2007

If I weren't one of the dolls. One head on a steak three in my pocket?

Your god isn't my god but it's a god we can both agree with. Don't worship the iUniverse it will eventually implode after its original explosion was just a fad 13 billion years in the making. And Confucius say,"The moment isn't the moment because the moment is a moment it's a moment because moments don't have moments like these moments." Red underwear is a farce and if you don't want to believe that ask the apple when it falls from the tree which family member is bound to wear whitey tighties the rest of his life. The answer will make you eat Domino's the rest of yours. So why does the scooter fall into the vacuum and why does the restroom have to become more automated? When everything becomes at the click of a button I will have more illegitamate children than Antoine Walker.

I need more money to finance a Stephen Hawking robot Krang that will take over Guam.

The holy trinity

Even though George Harrison was my favorite Beatle. Nothing sounds better than saying, "It's all about Jesus, John Lennon and Candybars.

4/20/2007

bill clint.

everythings all bill clint nowadays.
its fuckin nice out though.
makes me drink beer in my underwear in the mornin, and go fuck yea freebird, smoke that rollie on the bench.
free rollies.
the holiest of rollies.

Im tired.

Give me a million dollars or im orderin a 20 piece chucken mc ted nugents. thatll scratch your cat.

4/12/2007

Vonnegut was created because hipsters needed a messiah

I care about Kurt Vonnegut about as much as he cared about me. He never knew me but I think he felt my presence before I was born. He should've known who I was since Ginkfist impregnates the world on a daily basis. It should be a cold hard fact on Wikipedia that Vonnegut was jealous of Ginkfist but it isn't and someday we will die and no one will know anything about us. I'm rolling the dice to see if I can get robogentics in my later years so I can be like Krang and terrorize people with my brain presence. Maybe then will I tell everyone that I am the reincarnate of Satans fourth cousin that beat the shit out of Johnny Appleseed on a daily basis.

El Ginko has a hardon for beat poets. I don't mind that but he needs to settle the fuck down and drink some wine and smoke pipe/pole and cry about it for a while at folkfest. I think the venting will get his internet and photoshop skills back. Y'never know if you throw a penny into a well if some midget bum is going to steal your wishes away from you. It's like when you own a cat...because cats steal your breath in your sleep. That's why anyone who owns a cat has sleep apnea. You wont find that in a book because I just said it. And I don't know if you know this about me yet, but I'm kind of a big deal. I get to slap hookers in the face in the champagne room because I got a GED and I'm ballin' in all sorts of the nature.

Peace the fuck out vonnegut.

News of the gink. Again and Anigav.vaginA dna niagA . knig eht fo sweN

So vonnegut died. and everyone is gunna be all butthurt emo about it in town. I'm happy i wasn't of drinking age when andre the giant died or it would've been straight over. I've never read a complete vonnegut. i've read some of his quotes, but i dont think hes as important in literature as say, jesus. Jesus' book is true. same with mohammed, abraham, moses, and anyone else the bahai people worship. i wonder if bahai's have found out about L.Ron yet? thatll be interesting when they worship him, and tom cruise gives up bathing for a turban. i dont even really know vonnegut's full story. i know he wrote, and got POWed in the war, and hung out with nazi's in a slaughterhouse. i bet that right there is enough to make something worth reading. I doubt george W. has read vonnegut, but if the press asks he must say he has for the following reasons:

To be more bill clint.
because theres more books out there than the pet goat.
because bizzle isnt a virgin, and irwin can photoshop fat people.
i cant photoshop fat people, or skinny people.
lesbians.
mudbutt.

i think the last two reasons are the most important. I cant photoshop, because im on linux, which is the only thing older than vonnegut aside from the king of thailand. i feel like mosquitos are biting my fingers, and that crazy people read this shit and do crazy monkey backflips and then trail their shit all over the wall above the nickelodeon. it weirds me out that there are homeless crazy people. i was watching hbo the other night, and they showed a clip of a crazy mug ass midget bum. he even had the hat on his head, that you can see in your mind if you close your eyes and think crazy midget being a bum with fingerless gloves shoes with no soles but a great five o clock shadow keeping his cigar warm.

4/10/2007

deeper and deeper

dont wait...it only causes striations in the muscle. and the muscle isnt worth the worth it seems to be worthy of.

4/08/2007

It's a big world out there.

H2

4/04/2007

Son someday you'll grow up to be a woman.

This is what I did when I saw that video

What the mother f is this?

I just sneezed farted puked had diarreah scratched my balls and found the holy grail at the lighthouse mission and spit in it so i could wash the horse i decided to eat twice before breakfast.

Clams

Wired into the effects pedal of Kali, Shiva and Savador Dali by golly.

If you watched Demolition man you might have thought it sucked and figured that Wesley Snipes was just anotha brotha that looked like the bastard clone of Grace Jones. Although in a way you didn't realize you were looking at the industrial design of next gen technology. Albeit with now antiquated graphics, the 90's gave us archetectual foresight to what we are now making a fabric of reality. In the aesthetic of the modern era we are transforming our previous imaginations into something that is becoming a cultural mold in what we think the future should look like and be. Demolition man is a good example and try not to keep thinking that I have no grounds mentioning it because before you know it you horn dogs will spread so much disease around like taffy at a Fourth of July parade, we'll have to start using headsets to F.D.A.U someone.

Look at the work of dhis muther fucker right here Ross Lovegrove or Captain Organic as he probably likes to be called....in bed. He makes furnature. And not Sleep Country's "mattresses you can fuck on!"

I could do mass amounts of blow in there and have a Dorito finger lan party.

this guy's got some sort of Venom symbiote thing going on. I could melt down a bunch of bic pens and charge 50 G's for some modern futurism.

What are we trying to do here people?
Can't we go back into the stone age?
When our trailers had wood paneling?
The water bed?
Fuck even Hide-a-beds?
When we used a rickety ass lawn chairs on the concrete because we didn't have a lawn.
I want some answers from an Australian mistress.
And I want Drini or Buhleedhat to make me a chair that doesn't need my brainwaves to command it to sit under my ass.
This post almost sucks as much as this.

Truth is I'd rather not have the taste of Jameson in my mouth

The above header is not the reference to a man named Jameson leaving a dick stain in my throat. The truth is everyone leaves and no one stays. You'd be happy to know the person next to you on your deathbed. I've come to find permanence might as well be the name of a perfume. It doesn't last. That is of course if you got the Herpaghonnaspyphalaids. Then you are Drini. And you don't want to be Drinster.

4/03/2007

Trent Daddy likes donkey tooth sluts.

"something i can never have"

4/02/2007

Ginkfist Towers.

We haven't forgot about Klan bashing!

The Klan is a pretty funny organization when you think about it. White Supremacy? That shit hasn't been supreme since Red was coaching the Celtics and they one all those titles back in the day. Or when the Yanks had Babe. Nowadays all the white boys got is Steve Nash and Dirk McGirt. A black friend of mine once told me that he likes black people but hates niggers. I like white people but I hate rednecks, crackers, the ones from Delaware, hipster white people and black, and emo kids. I do hate Mark Jackson but that isn't because he's black its because he has more money than me and I always hated the Pacers(Especially Rick Smits). The Klan acts a bunch of fool because they drink Keystone Light and think its a good idea to burn a perfectly good cross one they could be using to crucify ol Jarvis down at the hardware store because he hasn't aint sold dhem dhere ho hos for a coon's age now.

It'll be many moons until we can get the klan and their homies back on some Geraldo. Untill then there is only Ginkfist. A thought just popped into my head. And of course its porn related...what if we made klan porn? Wouldn't that just give you nightmares? I think I'm going to go join the crips.

WWW.KKK.com states that they are bringing a message of hope and deliverance to white christian america! A message of love not hate!

If you want to look at dead klansman 6 feet under click here. Thank the lord for their passing and I hope the rest a good farewell in hell. I'm sure they were good white folk but I never really cared if they were good to white people. Fuck Dennis Stoops and Stump Sisson.

Mr. Cobb...

...this is Stump Sisson,
Grand Dragon of Mississippi.

You were looking for us?

You were right to call us,
Mr. Cobb.

They say the Klan is dead.

Klan don't show up
for a few years and...

...people say the Klan is dead.

Fact is, it just looks dead.
Peace...I'm out like white on rice.

No folkfest this year for me

4/01/2007

There is always one thing that usually ruins my day

Deez otherz

Happy Birthday to Mark Jackson

fascination of the fellatio nation

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3/30/2007

Dubya's got five on it.

And Why wouldn't he?

P-dubs is one of the worst presidents ever, thats a given. but i'm pretty sure hes tryin to outshine hitler and aunt jemima as far as crazy diamonds go. Fuckin snickers bar scrotum nutty. I don't know how cool it would be to give the president props after getting your arm blown off. And you know the right is dubya's fappin arm. at least you can rubbin alcohol that arm you got in a hospital that was dirty by ethiop standards(no offense ukyuk, you dirty dubquap) all so uncle sam could suck his own dick. I'm movin to puerto rico so i dont have to put up with this bullshit anymore. Puerto Rico is like america's bellybutton. Its always warm and humid, and some time giant pieces of chicken fall right onto and remain for weeks until they finally become lasgana. and i dont think they have to vote either, and they speak spanish. I'm surprised bob dylan or the mexicans haven't stolen them yet, ill have to wikipedia that shit.

3/27/2007

Terpsichore is one of the Nine Muses because nine is my favorite number

You could wish for a sacrifice but only get vegetables that you don't like to eat. Of course I am able to cane someone for their pity and their prize at the same time. I've snorted ecstacy a couple of months ago and threw my favorite beer into a shrub hoping to find it after the frozen rains have wilted away into the asphalt tesselations. I have recently come across a flyer that was handed out to my in my domicile as an invite to remember the greatist man that ever lived. Egotism enthralled my amusement because I can't remember when I died to remember myself. But to the individual we reprise to enlighten ourselves that what we had heard through the music was dashing and hollow without dispair. I control the faulty robotics because I programmed them to an extent that they have no perfect design. Speak to many that love Portland hate the Emerald city but would rather live in a ham full of belling. I only hear chimes in the morning. The bells of a train that force me to rise early to take the dawns first urination. I snore for the gods amusement because the jackass that plays lute on Olympus just started taking lessons. I've always said the devil is in the details only recently. To greet the darkest hour requires you to know how to by a candle. Paraphin sucks. A guy told me tonight that he saved a great dane puppy from horrible owners. 45 minutes later I found myself running after a Deer and two of her babies. True story because I was winded walking up to the cubby hole hibernate. Poppy was a fluke because gin and jack wrote the design. I grabbed a wire hanger and made a lot of money. There is a Dianetics center down the block a couple of ways. I long to wear a wig and fly clothes to see what kind of stew they brew. I will go to sleep now. It sucks because I like waking up knowing I have to suck. No matter what happens life is a gag reel on mute. The replay is just something you pay for twice over because you lost the original copy along the way. Modest Mouse sucks because George Thurgood didn't influence anyone especially Yanni. Be those you hate and die being hated. I need to get another Tarot reading because the last one I had was spot on. Like a chili dog stain I wish I had got from the casino that one day I scored eighty bucks on a roulette table. I made wise bets but the bets made wiser luck. If I had a bunyun for ever step I took I wouldn't ask a grandmama how she got her walker. Everyone knows Sleep Country makes matresses you can fuck on. If you read this and you already participated in some fuck you can understand it. If you haven't participated in some fuck recently I will trust you to wrap some grape leaves around boiled lamb and drink some cheap wine. Feeling regal is different than being regal but if you tell yourself the cheese and crackers and blood water is what makes you elite you are one step behind the forwardness. Is that a word? This chick had a Shenlong tattoo on her back that I found amusing. She liked Dragon Ball Z and has some of the same teachers I did. She is more successful. Yes because she is a woman and has tattoos. I'm not because I've acted like a woman and have tattoos. Sometimes I regret how much I've said the perfect things. This is a blog entry that has become emo. Otis Redding said it best...if I had known what he said I would be able to quote it. Hard to handle. I have a couple of new phrases.

Spot on.
Full Tilt.
Roadblock.
V to V.

If you want to know what those mean ask me I will tell you.

That guy I met in a Black Metal band broke up with his woman. Sucks for him. He could be lying a ditch right now with a Colt 45 fourty taking a spill all over his chin. Mr. North knows what a chin spill is. Brian Greene needs to teach me some shit. I'm going to be an astronomer.

3/23/2007

Obfuscate means to confuse and bewilder.

And crack be more wilder than crank. Aussie's shouldn't marry turks. isnt that how world war one started? and wiki admins are proof of our existence. and ruining relationships could be better than being in one. as long as you're not kissing some other dudes swimmers on the lips. I think my windows XP went down because vista is going up. kinda like how a females libido crashes when she sees your 64 inch erection in high definition. money bags is a lesbian. and homosexuals will always have more money than the rest of us. this is what caused world war dos. the fags jews and retards had more money than the germans. a true working man's revolution. i bet henry ford shit the bed. IBM thought there was a global market for 5 computers when they started around 1905. makes you wonder how apple thinks they can keep selling ipods. I want to sell I=pods. Pod People. i had a lot of pod people come to the movie theatre last night. they are from cocoon, i am sure of this. also the mugs have secured the bathroom for themselves. they have the only key to the deadbolt, so they lock themselves into a drunken lovefest in a public restroom and pop tops of champagne by the 40oz. i am just waking into the middle of the night. i think i will attend the bars, and try not to stain my new shirt with booze and estrogen.

peace love and herpes simplex.

El ginko.

P.S. dont worry aussie, Drini got married, and he still attends ginkfist somewhat regularly. he also works at university, proof that ginkfist is for intellectuals. we should discuss modern literature one day, so i can quote my extensive hustler and calvin and hobbes collections.