Daisy Rock Girl Guitars

Let us get straight to business. I know all the hottest brazillian and italian women read this site with a fervent passion. But I have to say something about the girls out there. This is just not going to fly.

Y'know why?
Because if you want to rock.
And by rock I mean shred the shit out of
a six string musical harp that
will tear the testicals of any woman
you better rock in style.
And by style I don't mean these
12 year old
just started geting my period guitars.
Which are now the vain of
my existence.
I do like the word otiose though.

If you catch Jack White playing one of these
which I'm sure you will,
send him a postcard that says
sissy bitch lick Noah's taint.