7/31/2006

Ginkfist is not for lovers...but I do own a 1957 Selleck. Although it wasn't as good as my 69 Selleck.

Ginkfist is not for lovers. It isn't a psychotic place where empathy exists. It is an apathetic well of self loathing and desire for the dead to raise like in the Thriller video. Ginkfist is a creation...it dwells within a creation. Its a paradoxical satirical literal visceral titteral glitteral shitteral in the nu-space. The nu-space being the "internet" "interweb" "pornhaus". I'm not going to spend a couple of months paycheck to go to Austrailia to meet someone. I am flattered that you would find me sexable and a muse for conversational wonders in a cyber cafe but I don't swing in that tree. Comments are as far as I go. And really half the time I have no idea what you are talking about. It's like you met someone at a pub talked to them and told you all these great things about how he was related to Geronimo and Ichabad Craindo and you bought the line that he was a Sailboat captain he baught you an Irish Carbomb you guys drank tuh-kill-ya and gave you his website. That website was mine and he told you he was gink because he really isn't the Peter Parker you think he is and I am really that guy. I'm sorry...I've got my own orangutang. If I need another...it probably wont be someone who is trying to get a hold of me on my stream of conscious porn ridden funny la la site that gives people fap material and thoughts of betraying their country and flying into the anus of a cockroach built to fornicate with other planets.
I wasn't born in 1957. Try 26 years later. I skipped Veitnam and Kennedy because my fetus wasn't ready to be unleashed into the perfect societies yet i was awaiting the perfunctory societies that do menial tasks and listen to what everyone says because MTV is better than God. I'm at not qualms with God you see. He kicks ass. He has pimped rides. He has the most tricked out ride of em all. The vessel into the unknown vacuum that consumes every living human thought intension desire. He has resurrection of hope and spirit but so does alchohol at the right moments and LSD if you care to dabble into that. I found God he was a canary trying to take an elephant shit and ask me if I could believe that he could do it. I told him that he might need a hand in his workings. So I birthed Ginkfist and revelations was written with an exclamation mark.
I don't play games unless it happens to be hopscotch or duck duck goose on hallucinogens which I did one time in the summer it was wierd. I ran around in a circle like a minion intill my girlfriend got started getting sick or something I don't remember what happened. Although I do remember looking up at a 9 story building and watching all the TV's flicker in the night. It was like looking at a brain wave telescope that had the strobe lights one. Edward Nigma status.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, jolly red giant, I can handle rejection. Only you gotta learn how to reject without making a girl cry. My whole family went to see an old shrink and paid 100 bucks in the 70s for him to tell us we must say thank you after receiving a compliment, and then say I'm a little busy, and then slam the door in their face. You do not want a girlfiend, you have yourself, you may get bored with that one day though. Do not come looking for me then.
It would take a coupla months wages to come here, well that gives me insight into your financial status.
I am looking for a man, who wears a sarong and takes on the tax department for not letting him have long hair. Have you heard that song I want a woman who wears a suit? Maybe it's an Aussie song? Is it devo or advanced? A bit of both.
I am so advanced, because I make a complete fool of myself, and no one understands me. Why? What is so hard for you to understand? The bit where I start webdating you? You are such a shy thing. My little glass menagerie boy. Shyness when a girl asks you out? You are so young too. I'm so the older woman. Running away will only make it feel worse. But I do respect your choice to do what you want with your own body and if I came across as pushy it is because I just wanted a chat with you in person, you seem so lovely and ginkfest. I am so glad you noticed me enough to write about my affections towards you. Is it that you're advanced for your years? Or do you attract desperate types? Do you seem to be a goer and yet out of the league for us average fans? Ginkfisted, single and shy? Or experienced, discerning and wildman fresh out of high schools?. I love ya and it seems it will always be unrequited love. CUT CUT CUT.

ĘL Giñkō² said...

is this shit for real? wtf.

I do this for the chicks, but this isnt what i had in mind, Gink's gettin all the oldies, and no ones sucked me off yet.