Stolen right from myspace.

Myspace stole my virginity. so its only fair i steal this:

"... Im really into alot of things, here are a few... music..fashion..hair xtentions..fake eyelashes..money..shopping...make-up..the color pink..politics..bleach blonde hair..big tits..tan skin..."


this is from a retarded fat chick from kansas or oklahoma, or some state that loves the bible more than common sense. And not to be hepcat johnny from Lesbians Cunts and Queers. but im gunna rant. If you read what she is into, there might be one word that doesn't necessarily fit. And im pretty sure its the word politics. I don't think Hepcat Johnny needs politics either. Anyone who says they like politics is full of shit. They like the end result: an ex alcoholic coke fiend in the white house bombing people who cant speak our language assuring that I will always have access to broadband porn and microwaved meatballs. No one honestly likes politics though, it doesn't make sense to enjoy something that has nothing pleasing about it. Granted it does do good things once in a while, but even hitler learned how to smile. so when you say what you do and dont like, just be honest. cause if your lying, then you're a politrickin.

i like coccaine,whiskey shots, gin and tonics, cigarettes, free pool, chicks with big boobs, chicks with small boobs, making out with chicks who are only hot when im wasted, making out with chicks who are just hot. i also like beer football baseball and hockey and golf. i hate politic's and beershits.