12/30/2009

Animal Collective Sucks. you too pabsts...


Total hipster domination. I can't believe you listen to this shit you damned hipsters. I can't believe that you believe I should be listening to this. This is the only collective you should be listening to. I saw these fags at the Sasquatch music festival and let me tell you I haven't seen so many hipster hard-ons since I went to that American Apparel donkey show. Honestly I don't know how many times I've talked to someone about them and they try and justify their greatness by saying their earlier albums are the ones to listen to. Really? That's your best argument? Listening to this shit is like that time I heard your uncle color commentate beastiality tapes like Bill Walton. Wait a second...that could probably win a Grammy. Listening to this shit is like that time I heard those bootleg Leo Sayer acoustic casino performances on repeat remixed to the bpm of a sumo wrestler that has sleep apnea. Wait a second...that could also win a Grammy. I'm at a loss for words. I feel like a hate crime has been committed against me when I think about this whole Animal Collective situation. This hipster shit better end quick like hammer pants. Aaaaand please don't let me get started on you dub-steppers. I can at least tolerate it but you'll soon be on my Hyphy list.




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least you can drink pabst

Anonymous said...

rly?! Animal Collective is one of the best bands, EVER!
im very sorry u dont get to enjoy their music

try listening to them when u're in a cslm enviroment, more mature and arent so critical about your own self, then maybe realize their greatness.

anyway, wish u the best.

and try to stop being negative. nobody wins that way, not even you. specially you ejd up losing.

love, peace and AnCo, teehee. :D