Celeb News of the Gink

Nickleback changed there name
to Bare-Back and quit music
in the sweet soveriegn name
of their home Canadia.
Chad Kroger is doing gay porn
films now under the alias "Nad Croaker"
the rest of the band are flight attendendts
on various Japanese airlines and stand-ins
for Ryan Seacrest's back waxer Bernadine.
She takes me places, and buys me fruit.