10. An instant classic.
9. Not even a waste of space.
8. I hope you don't think I'm fucking around.
7. The truth is...it is better than the first!
6. I've raped tons of women watching this movie.
5. It doesn't get old like Carls Jr. on acid.
4. I'm watching you watch me watch myself masturbate. Better than 007.
3. I love women, beer and Mac and Me.
2. John Lennon is on vacation. Jesus ate lots of pork.
1. What's this life for? You're looking at it.
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