Peace the fuck out vonnegut.

News of the gink. Again and Anigav.vaginA dna niagA . knig eht fo sweN

So vonnegut died. and everyone is gunna be all butthurt emo about it in town. I'm happy i wasn't of drinking age when andre the giant died or it would've been straight over. I've never read a complete vonnegut. i've read some of his quotes, but i dont think hes as important in literature as say, jesus. Jesus' book is true. same with mohammed, abraham, moses, and anyone else the bahai people worship. i wonder if bahai's have found out about L.Ron yet? thatll be interesting when they worship him, and tom cruise gives up bathing for a turban. i dont even really know vonnegut's full story. i know he wrote, and got POWed in the war, and hung out with nazi's in a slaughterhouse. i bet that right there is enough to make something worth reading. I doubt george W. has read vonnegut, but if the press asks he must say he has for the following reasons:

• To be more bill clint.
• because theres more books out there than the pet goat.
• because bizzle isnt a virgin, and irwin can photoshop fat people.
• i cant photoshop fat people, or skinny people.
• lesbians.
• mudbutt.

i think the last two reasons are the most important. I cant photoshop, because im on linux, which is the only thing older than vonnegut aside from the king of thailand. i feel like mosquitos are biting my fingers, and that crazy people read this shit and do crazy monkey backflips and then trail their shit all over the wall above the nickelodeon. it weirds me out that there are homeless crazy people. i was watching hbo the other night, and they showed a clip of a crazy mug ass midget bum. he even had the hat on his head, that you can see in your mind if you close your eyes and think crazy midget being a bum with fingerless gloves shoes with no soles but a great five o clock shadow keeping his cigar warm.