2/01/2008

is it too early?

to make fun of heath ledger? its happy hour somewhere...

happy new years? yea, i know its been a minute. i was off shitting the bed and banging the horse, and if it wasnt for the excess of nicotine at the homebase and lack of funds on the home front i'd be still out there. kinda pisses me off how usa has money for its wars, and i dont have any for mine. i think that makes me pro insurgency. it takes creativity to fight when poor. it takes heart and balls just to wake up after a rough night. ask heath. i didnt see him coming. or going?

either way, he seem like a same sex oriented actor and a family oriented guy. now hes just oriented belly up six under, or ash mashed potatoes in someones mantle piece. boring. or serene. either way, tits. if i had i kissed a man in a movie that wasnt porn money. when i go, which i would after making a knights tale; i would have my skull bronzed and affixed to the top of a staff, or is it stave? tenses make me tense. ill go with walking stick. i would have my chrome dome, on the top of some gandalf shit, and my pygmy progeny would revere me with sugar crystal frailty and crystal meth ferver. holy hillbilly heroin. lets see what the ole photoshop mill is brewin for me today:

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