Kissinger grew my toenails

I was fishing in the Planck Equation for a sweet jar of tupelo honey. Snoopy was there and so was Arthur C. Clark. We were talking about the destiny of communist Vagina and the descreet skeet skeet of a beat. I was confronted with Clark doing a jig to 180 bpm Squarepusher, and Snoopy jiving stray cat strut 80 bpm arguing the fact that 140 bpm shouldn't be the standard but something around the 115-125 ratio. This somehow churned its butter into the Vaginal discourse and discredit of the lubricated clitty dit mitty spitties on how fast you should rotate your finger to the beat of Autechre on some sweet pussy. Now the Vag at the Planck level is a quantum fluctuated photonic depression squeezed in the fabric of inner space and the vanilla fluid cream is molecularly distraught with the friction caused by the rotation of phalanges tempted to use more inertia to move faster and faster. Now the Keplar laws of Penile motion state, "The amount of "flattening" of the ellipse is termed the eccentricity. Thus, in the following figure the ellipses become more eccentric from left to right. A circle may be viewed as a special case of an ellipse with zero eccentricity, while as the ellipse becomes more flattened the eccentricity approaches one. Thus, all ellipses have eccentricities lying between zero and one."
Well now what do we have here? 0 and 1 beats per minute from left to right in a flat motion? Do you think the nanopuss has much to offer from o to 1? Well...it depends on if Arthur C. Clark has 2001 and beats per odypussy or if Snoopy can sniff the Charlie Brownfinger to the right angle. Now the tangent lines of the finger spreading lips of Vag is not accounted for in this segment. You will have to read further documentation in my new essay entitled, " Douchphi Penile Disrectumor Plastoecene Comma Craindo Dippy town Sine your pitty on the clitt kind."
Here we have two segmented philos in a brutal technique most commonly knows as fourplay using 2ply. As this trialogue defaced our most common properties being that we should just get on with the drum and bass face plant hard in the pillow sex action we found that properly designing a plan of Penile motion would only agree to our libidos whether it be by the function of Viagra or a dog bone or just plain ol' hamburger porn. But the fact at hand is should Autechre set the rotation of Penile Motion or Brian Setzer orchestrate the plunge and or the Fruity Loop Yamaha set standard. Even through multiple equations and 100 sticks of Mentholated chalk the group was set to stand at a halt. Until I realized at the Planck Level a Vag is more commonly attracted to quantum aggitators and aggressors like Quarks and Neon Muon. Applying this to the equations it seems more understandable to set Setzer(which now we will call S) to a gradual function about 10 bpm per 2 minutes starting at 80 bpm. This will infact set the motion of the ocean to an orgasmic tendency. Snoopy then added that if we align the gradual S to an added Pitchshifted Autechre loop this will send quarks to a steady state and muons out of the question.
Now does this technically transmute into a difinitive state of constant pleasure to the Quantum Vag or just propose more confusion to the Clitoral concept of elliptical rotation at a varied and accelerated bpm transfer to pleasure?