Chances that Pete Wentz is a homo: 100%Chances that P. Dub likes lil boys: 99.98%
Chances that P.D. will suck me: 32%
(I don't wear a cock sheath)
With sheath percentages: 1000%
Chances Pete Wentz would fuck Elton John in a bath house orgy: 100%
Chances P. Wentz makes love to a pillow: 85%
Chances ol' Wentzy needs to be hard to eat breakfast: 79%
Chances Pee Went Went wets the bed: 100%
Chances Wete Pentz writes Gallaghers name in his pubes: 100%
Chances Pete Wentz plays pin the tale on the donkey: 0%
Alone and crying: 100%
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