3/21/2006

THE not so new NEWS


these news are probably already old. i was on a bender...

Cyclone larry hits Austrailia!!!Crocodile Hunters BBQ because of it!!!

By kid koala.

Apparently those kangaroo fuckers dont care about anything aside from roadkill and beer. Cyclone Larry (bird) hit austrailia sometime within my alcohol soaked week, and was reportedly the strongest cyclone larry (bird) this year to hit somewhere in austrailia. I think some dundee dude lost a couple of aboriginal's and a baker's dozen of dingos. poor dundee eh? think again yankee! dundee had eaten 13 dingo hot dogs at this kickass bbq with his austrailian buddies. apparently austrailians dont give a flying fuck about rescue efforts. they just wanted to bbq before the meat produce and fosters went bad.

I bet this is what the bbq looked like. when i woke up it was over.


GINKFIST DROPS NEW RECORD!!!SHITS SO HOT HALF OF WORLD IMMEDIATELY TURNS PUERTO RICAN!!!

by that kid with the funny looking leg.

With the help of George Brysons coke stash and our buddy Lron mixin up some drinks ginkfist dropped some bomb shit in the toilet son, go pick that noise up, its the mad notes, better get that loot boy, naw im sayin. we out g, 5 thousand g, gimme my duckets.

I'm really not to sure what this sounds like. i bet its a john edwards sabertooth kinda jazz fusion, or something.









I stole this map from CNN or IBM, somethin.

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