7/30/2006

Pushin yea into the ocean because all my friends think i shouldnt smoke pine cones and snort slug slime off of the concrete

I don't know who PM is. Could be a cool person even though half of the time I am reading his/her comments I am confused. He/She talks like they know me from the past...might be an internet manifestation bot that was Ulysses Grant in the past. Lord only knows. Keep the comments rolling though. I wouldn't have a chance to meet them anyways I'm in a whole other realm. Like where you find Raiden and Noob Saibot hitting rocks with giant leper fingers and every time a bone cracks or a bunch of skin slides off you have to hit the other one with paintballs shaped as the virgin mary's clitoris. Yeah that is where I live. Me and Neo make glory holes in homeless shelters and line the circles with coldsore medication so everything starts burning when the fun starts happening.Do people wear these? What does the L stand for?
My penis would rip through this.


Now I know some people wear these you can see someone wearing it. I think I saw dracula at a frat party wearing this once and they were filming "EAT OUT YOUR NEIGHBOR" some new campus porn thing. Worked out pretty good for ol Draco.


Look at their shoes. Then look a little bit up you can see
a little dingy a forest and two massive melons.