10/24/2006

The scurrilous nature of men I don't ever want to know

You may ask yourself over and over what compells one to do such things. What causes the nature of males to squeeze their nipples. One might say it's the lack of attention. Clearly homo erectus in the background is attentive enough by covering a hardon with his blanket. And others may deduce that the simple yet unknown powers of black rimmed glasses could delineate any sense of right action. Here is a prime example of one...or two that are so comfortable to take such an atrocity of a picture they don't care that a free ginker is going to say what I'm about to say about the both of them. If I ever so much as come in the proximity of either of these two children I will do something to them that Jarvis down the street wouldn't do to a farm animal. I'd skull fuck the brain matter into oblivion so that it reaches beyond quantum computation and materializes into an enormous asteroid bound for Earth. A big giant one that would destroy all of human life except for small rodents so something else can evolve into the super species and take another picture of itself twisting tittie and another life form can thus skull fuck beyond the beyond.


Y'know some men can be noble and admirable. Take Ulysses Grant for example. Bad ass war hero turned president probably would drink 211 if he had the chance and punch a donkey right in the back of the head inventing the donkey punch. Then other guys well...fuck let me be the first hetero guy to say that it's alright to be homo. You were born homo you always will be homo and you might find a liberal enough place somewhere in Canada where you can pour gravy on your french fries and get married. I WILL SAY IT IS NOT ALRIGHT to be HETERO and pretend to be GAY. The whole METRO thing isn't working for me. The only METRO I RIDE IS A BUS. Let's have it stay that way.

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