8/02/2006

Why you dont eat mushrooms at 2am.


i still dont know what i was thinking or where we are all going.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get your kicks rooting 66 year old chicks. I am not age-ist.
I am most concerned about your spiritual attitude lately and want to bring you back to the fold. God does not get guilty masturbating that is blasphemous, nor does he mind peepholes, he thinks they are stupid though. Men have turned this planet into one big peephole problem guilty of seeing God do all his acts in full, they are blind not from masturbating but from fear,when it comes to sex. And it effects bringing up the end product, kids. So, if you were caught masturbating by mummy when you were young, God did not get caught and therefore in this essay I conclude God does ejaculate without shame and all mankind should do so, as they were born in God's image to do things like God would do endeavour to do. I had to clear this theological point up as I am a cum again Christian and I talk to God. God swore to me, yes he also swears when he comes to me and he created the words. Words I dare not repeat was I able to hear. For I masturbate with my own hand and show my gratitude to God on a regular basis.
I like God's creation or was it natural selection of the wrinkley pussy, as it tickles me tongue and makes it run up and down into and out of the crevices of 'the' (being objective) sensitive skin. I like women with Ikabana faces and pussies. Not symetrical, I got bored with them. I am a classy bitch. I find a smile that is not perfect but curls up on the left interesting, and have been collecting pictures of women from sex magazines as a scientific experiment in my scrap book, to see if I can pick a good pussy by the face. A wrinkley lady in her 50s does not always provide me with what I want. I am disappointed when I get the symetrical pussy, I long for character pussies so have decided to get many girl's to come home and that way I am not disappionted.
Sorry you have not had that 18 yo blowjob this last decade. It's a long way to go if you want a hot dog n a rockhard roll, try joining a band.
From your affectionate Aussie crush. I am a little shocked by your site, and worry my name may be linked to this porno graphix even if you excuse it with jestful flippant off-the-cuff banter. I am a religious person. I am still fond of you and find you a 'little' advanced for your age. Maybe you will get guilty and have sleepless nights, I wanted to let you know I worked as a nun at King's Cross I have seen all types and helped many like you. Aks (slang) Carlotta.

Anonymous said...

That old lady can be so castrating can't she? I wonder if she is mutton dressed as lamb and gets all the old parts in the theatre productions in her hometown? She is one big drama queen. I'd be very careful of her if I was you. She sounds dangerous. A young lad or bunch of American apple pie boys like you got to be careful. She may be a dragqueen wanting to leech onto someone who can work and keep her in the style of life she is used to. Take extreme care when you speak to her, show your best manners and be on your best behaviour, we will get you out thru the Germanline.

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