8/14/2006

World of warcraft pron.

Um, life rocks? i'll do more gink oriented posts when i get the chance to photoshop condi rice eatin rice a roni. but life does rock. i almost watched this dude beatup 2 coast guard guys, (i've seen him take on 8 before) and i still think i am dying from a strain of avian flu only known as ginkonyourfaceintheginkpalace flu. in other news, or in news that doesn't pertain to us (or you) Time magazine wrote that applying to harvard as "It's still the most important decision you've ever made, and the most confounding." and for those of you who are unaware of ivy-league vocab, Confounding means: to confound, contradict, or confuse.(according to the princeton dictionary, which is a better college, because it is located in new jersey.) first off; it is confounding. Should I go to college and statisically earn twice as much as my high school diploma counterparts all the while attaining an education regiment which has the acrid stench of english leather and upturned noses? or should I be an american, who believes in the freedom of an individual who will bang sluts, play killer riffs and do copious amounts of cocaine.

Personally, the whole god-damned idea disgusts me. before i begin my rebuttal to collegiate stature, let us digress upon the whole damned idea of "college" as being the most important decision of one young man's life (chicks don't count, they're bound to cook clean, and look pretty as told from the bible.)
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College is not the most important decision in life. What about the decision of procreation and the social responsibility of rearing an adept philanthropist in your years to come. or the decision to execute a man during jury duty. or how's the old I have cancer and am dying, but realize chemo isn't exactly "in" or "hip" or "healthy."

I believe each of these to be paramount to how hard you strive for personal success.

If you don't agree :Here is a link of a man (or child according to Virginia law) who is refusing chemo therapy over herbal treatment. be forewarned: this man's name is starchild, which proves his parents did acid.

or here: This is a case of man, who is firing his lawyers, so he can be uh....Killed, murdered, offed, or executed, whatev Be forewarned: this guy ripped a dudes ear off, and stoned him to death.

in conclusion: if you believe in starchildren and van gogh impersonator's, then believe in america. if not, and by if not; i mean if you're caucasian and extremely wealthy: then decide which college to go to.

Sorry that was so god damned huge, its the booze talkin.

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