Breaking News: The war on terror hits home!

So apparently Al-Haida has touched down in juneau. i was gettin a hummer in the oval office when this happened, so i called up Dubya who was in texas gettin a hummer on the dining room table and was like

"Yo homes, we got ballers tryin to take over our territory, you better do some cheat codes and send my ass a jetpack and some weapons."

so dubya did the right thing, and named me Secretary of Defense, and Head of Nato's board of directors.
here we are as im getting named secretary of defense. Later on that night we got wasted in the white house, and cruised around on vespa's tearin shit up, smoking doob snacks till 6 am

here i am at the NATO signing, arguin with "dad" about which bush sister i was going to take home that night.