6/30/2006

Eddie Griffin masturbates while driving a car and being drunk and gets in a car wreck. Sounds like a normal night to me.

This is the face of a many who drives an SUV. This is the face of a man who makes a lot of money doing what most of us think is a negro sport. Predjudice runs in all of us. Its common that someone doesn't like something simply because they just don't like it. A mystical force in man that makes us hate what others accomplish, what they are, where they are from. I'm mad at this guy not because he is black. God no...that would be my roomate if he was writing this post. I'm not mad at this guy because he likes to play basketball and might be pretty good at it. I haven't watched the T'Wolves in a couple of years since the Wizards got good. I'm mad at this guy because he has the oppurtunity to go Car Jacking. And by car jacking I mean getting hamboned, putting your keys in the ingnition, driving hamboned and fapping to hardcore porn in the drivers seat. Who has the "balls" to do that? EDDIE MUTHAFUCKIN GRIFFIN!!!(not the comedian.) It happened on March 30th but it is still fresh news to me. This guy is one of my new heros. The cops didn't want to book him for some reason. I'd bet it was because they didn't want to touch his hands. It must've sucked because he was probably at the good part when he wrecked his car. He also claimed that he wrecked while talking on the cellphone. Jesus man what else could you be doing at the same time giving a circumsicion(sp?) with your teeth, inflating a raft and wrapping presents ? Props to this guy. He gets my MVP. Most Valuable Penis. Mine has gotten that 23 years in a row. But this guy certainly "beat" me.

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