5/18/2006

Editorial discourse in reply to the universal question, "What is ginkfist?"

"Ginkfist is a crucial weight on the scales of justice and the way we govern the proper wit in a sound manner in which we can understand the fallacies in modern culture and rhetoric alike." -Abraham father of Isaac quoting Abraham Lincoln.

John Wilkes Booth was known by popular hearsay on his deathbed that he shouldn't have Ginkfisted Lincoln. Key figures of speech and duty have all been linked to the "fist" especially in American culture. Kennedy was Ginkfisted by Lee Harvey Oswald and Oswald was in turn Ginkfisted on television. The martyrs have ginkfisted themselves, the media ginkfists each other and the Presidents ginkfist their wives and further more everyone gets ginkfisted at one point or ginkfists someone. Key elements of ginkfist are the transitions into a radical state of appearance, comedy, situation, satire, sexual desire and the culmination of those in the pots we as an interconnected mind choose to boil.
As it was in the past it will be in the future for those who dabble into the occult-like art of harnessing the use of Ginkfist. In some ways you can understand it by referring to it like the Tao. An effortless effort to contrive some sort of meaning only understanding it without knowing what you understand is understandable in the understanding of what others understand while you don't feel like you understand the understanding elements able to understand its known use. Even as Zoroaster founded the Magi a deep root of ginkfist was in its way to have the wizardry confounded in acquiescence. The ultimate understanding was only in an ancient mind long forgotten. Rupert Sheldrake and his anti-popular morphogenic field theory have touched surfaces on the societal ubiquity and inherent memory of Ginkfist. As if it was embedded into the very subconscious actions we perform every day. This sheds light on the actions of Booth and Oswald, as well as the actions Gallagher takes when he drops a load into the toilet. The explanation and field of study is limited to infinite possibilities. Yet it has a dominating neoclassical essence it is for sure a modern tool into delving into relevancies not yet relevant.

And Moses said unto his people, "Egypt has many plagues not for their intentions towards God. But for Ginkfisting the chosen people, now your Golden Idols in turn Ginkfist thee in lure of Gods will and his eyes frown upon those who ginkfist his love in this manner! Ramses dared to Ginkfist his own thus are we as low as Egypt herself?

Even in Biblical times Ginkfist was a torrid term used to burn the eyes of an individual or mob into realizing the severity of a situation. The understanding that Ginkfist was in direct relation to the mundane and celestial such as God and his feelings is very important in understanding the evolution of the term as well as its physical being. Ginkfist as seen in the eyes of the Hebrews was a concept reintroduced in fear from King of the Jebusites Adonizedik (Lord of "Zedik" or "Jerusalem" see Origin of the cult section). This reintroduction later carried into the Judaic text as well as Muslim. Even on the cross of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ the text above his head says promptly Ginkfisted. Romans and Greeks dabbled as well with their numerous understanding through gods and politics the relation of ginkfist. Aristotle believed that if we were to exist individually apart from this reality we would be the stones below the heaven of a Ginkfist sky in the rule of Gods obedience to its decree.
Many people can try and dilute Ginkfist as being a subject of ridiculous study. A metaphysical mishap that New Age Enya's hold deep within healing stones or a beat poet’s perfect nightmare coffee diluted to their very inhabitance. It is all of those things. Rendered inside the cloak of demise. The hour in your birth and the minute in your death it dwells ready to surface in its own form. Ginkfist in many is the totality of everything. The fabric of a state of mind and the roots of its roots of its roots root. Ginkfist is the one true God as Jesus was God but he was Jesus too. It doesn't take God's place but it takes place of God. Chuck Norris fears ginkfist alone, and Satan succumbs to its worship as we succumb to the awkward realization that we breathe or blink then we concentrate on doing those actions till we forget then remember another time then fear what its like having to realize it. Definition of ginkfist alone is impossible. Understanding is easy as long as you don't realize you are doing it. The path to decipher it is not arduous as it may seem.

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