Top of the mornin Ginkerton. Happy memorial day to all you fucks out there. tip your hat to the veteran's you know and dont. without them we wouldn't kick so much ass. and then we would get taken over by the chinese. which might rock cause recently JB took over china. but i think theyll take it back from him, then take us over. then ginkfist would be gone. i doubt the chinese read ginkfist. but none the less, lets get to the point of memorial day: Memories. Heres an idea for a fuckin memory: ALASKA. that place that came up with such great idea's as: The Alaskan Bar & Hotel, Alaskan Beer, and Lemon Creek Correctional Facility. Im sick and tired of being excluded from Al roker's fatass at 4am when im sittin there smoking insane amounts of crystal meth trying to figure out if i need to wear my salvation army flannel, or my St. Vincent De Paul Parka. its bullshit. I can understand forgetting about hawaii, theyre practically the crumbs under the table. So tip your hat to those who served, decorate some graves of fallen soldiers. Vote for nader, and spark a doobie to get off this crystal bender and relax to al roker's fatass soothing voice. and most of all Remember where you are, even if others dont: ALASKA. and if your not in alaska, we'll i hope you dont get carjacked,raped,hooked on meth, or end up on reality television, cause i think thats all that really happens "down south" and by down south i mean "Those confederate good ole boys, and theyre nice northerner friends; minus alaska."
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