Shit. Shit. Shitshitshit. So i fucked up. i was hittin "the ole crystal" "again." and i said that Al roker was a "fatass" probably about 3 or 4 times when i was ranting aboot memorial day. Turns out Al roker lost 100 pounds from his 320 pound self, in 2002, after his late father had a dying wish that al roker go through with Gastric Bypass Surgery. So uh. imagine how i feel, i just offended a dead guys dying wish, and i am no longer quite the roker fan i thought i was. all in the middle of a crazy crystal meth bender. So i started crying and listening to Saves the Day, who's initial's are conviently STDthen i thought to myself, HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT. which is a great thought, always. Turns out: I live in Alaska, and i was living here when roker got on the laxative diet. and since the News FORGETS about ALASKA, how the hell am i supposed to find out? so, way to go Roker congrats on losing your better half, or fatter worse half, whatever. and uh thanks alot cnn, im switching to Fox news and voting Republican, AGAIN.
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