5/31/2006

Official Biography of Richard M. Nixon

Richard Nixon at GiNKFiST

Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th President of the United States of America.



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Nixon is the best american to be born in America. Can you believe this son of a bitch was twice elected Vice president and Twice elected President. Fucking phenominal. I know its cool to hate on Nixon, but not here at Ginkfist.Nixon was up to all sorts of ass backwardness whilst in thine whitehouse. which is what politics is all about. He was the first president to put Affirmative Action into legislation, yet was a known Anti-semitic bastard.(smart people talk for jew hater)Was born Richard Milhous Nixon 200 hundred years ago, but went by the alias "Nick" while serving in the navy during World War II (WWdos habla ¡Es Español!); Ended the vietnam war, yet started the briefly lived and aptly named Richard Nixon Vs John Kennedy for a Chicken Nugget before Chicken Nuggets had all white meat.(which he lost in two hours, fourteen minutes.)Thats about all he did in his eighty-one years on the planet, the rest of the time was spent betweem Poker;
watching football games; and drinking beer and playing golf. In October 1972, The Washington post said, that the fbi said, that richard nixon said to some dudes:"yo hombre, break into a hotel and fuck with the democrats." but it panned out not be such a big deal, because no one gave a shit about democrats. he spent the rest of his days endorsing Liberty medical Supply, with best friend and weed man: wilford brimley

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